# Intellectualize Song Lyrics Game II: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 18, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269 "2003-09-18T01:27:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/121 "2003-09-24T13:07:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\ ***SKEE05** : Isolated best describes the evening hours, when one can be said to be solitary. One’s ills and troubles tend to come to the fore, and it can be stated that one’s cognizance is outside one’s own control. > \*\* Lonely is the night - Billy Squire (I feel so cool for knowing that) Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone Your demons come to light and your mind is not your own \*\*Lib07 An exceptional and diminutive maiden anticipates my ingress I verge upon the highliner so that I might traverse the briny deep Without assistance whatsoever do I maneuver the vessel I am supremely dubious that I will ever find my indigenous habitation Portland entertainment magazine, I am obliged to abscond Portland entertainment magazine, I am obliged to abscond\*\* Louie Louie - The Kingsmen Fine little girl she waits for me Me catch the ship for cross the sea Me sail the ship all alone Me never thinks me make it home Okay, after I figured it out, I searched and found a Portland entertainment magazine called Two Louies ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/122 "2003-09-24T13:59:32Z")
Skeezix, you were correct with Freebird L4L-10 Supreme Being of currency, I will perform any actions desired by yourself, Supreme Being of currency, make known what you desire of me, Supreme Being of currency, fasten me to the vertical support structure with pointed pieces of metal, Supreme Being of currency is not inclined to obtain the total quantity, however he is inclined to obtain the maximum amount. L4L-11 A human with xy chromosomes exists whose activities are not of the safe variety. Other humans that make his acquaintance are not know to him, When ever he performs something physical, he is at risk, Probability suggests his vital organs will not be functioning within 24 hours. L4L-12 Gather many devices that expel lead projectiles at a great velocity People with whom you have a close acquaintance should be fetched by yourself, There is joyousness in defeat Also with the use of imagination The female is displaying signs of extreme ennui but is also confident with herself I’m alarmed, that remark was unclean Greetings, At what distance should I descend? At what distance should I descend? At what distance should I descend? At what distance should I descend?.. The lack of luminescense increases the amount of safety, At this moment, all of us are at this location Supply us with forms of amusement… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/123 "2003-09-24T16:41:12Z")
Finally, I know one! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > L4L-11 > A human with xy chromosomes exists whose activities are not of the safe variety. > Other humans that make his acquaintance are not know to him, > When ever he performs something physical, he is at risk, > Probability suggests his vital organs will not be functioning within 24 hours. “Secret Agent Man,” by Johnny Rivers. Here are the lines: There’s a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger With every move he makes, another chance he takes, Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/124 "2003-09-24T16:51:37Z")
Spot on, **Spoons!** ---
**Author:** ![NFlanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NFlanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NFlanders)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/125 "2003-09-24T17:09:08Z")
Diddly! I’m back in it. L4L10- Head Like a Hole- Nine Inch Nails “god money i’ll do anything for you. god money just tell me what you want me to. god money nail me up against the wall. god money don’t want everything he wants it all” L4L12- Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana "Load up on guns and Bring your friends It’s fun to lose And to pretend She’s over bored And self assured Oh no, I know A dirty word hello, how low? (repeat) With the lights out it’s less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us" ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/126 "2003-09-24T17:16:05Z")
I wasn’t sure if anyone would get Nirvana…Correct on both. We need a few more. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/127 "2003-09-24T17:31:46Z")
**manwithaplan** , **Libertarian** and **lost4life** got 'em, one two three. (Nicely done on _Louie Louie_, BTW, **Lib**. Slick.) Anyone else find they spend an inordinate amount of the day bastardizing songs in thier head, when one o’ these threads is running? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NFlanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NFlanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NFlanders)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/128 "2003-09-24T17:48:17Z")
Lud2: Praise Chorus- Jimmy Eat World “Crimson and clover, over and over. Our house in the middle of the street, why did we ever meet? Started my rock 'n roll fantasy. Don’t don’t, don’t let’s start, why did we ever part?” This one was hard since it bastardizes several other songs… I still can’t figure out that Superman one though. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/129 "2003-09-24T18:32:26Z")
L4L-13 Within a 24 hour period, we excrete a salty fluid from our glands while located on a pathway, designed for wheeled motorized devices, which belongs to the 5th largest country’s missing nocturnal visions. When the closest star to our planet is no longer visible we propel ourselves in the midst of large imposing domiciles of great distinction, in devices that are prone to taking their own lives. Emerging out of enclosures lined with bars located on a route designated by the state as number nine, A round object used to assist in movement connected to a center axle, covered with a hard steel-gray metallic element, moving legs in an exiting direction towards the other side of a continuous mark. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/130 "2003-09-24T18:43:32Z")
**L4L-13** : _Born to Run_ ~ Da Boss > [@](#): > > In the day we sweat it out on the streets > Of a runaway American dream > By night we ride through mansions of glory > In suicide machines > Sprung from cages out on highway 9, > Chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and steppin’ out over the line… [Robert Wuhl] The New Jersey state anthem? You don’t hear many anthems with the word suicide in 'em… [/RW] ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/131 "2003-09-24T19:09:42Z")
These are still unanswered from last page, so I’ll repost with some hints. **b9** - I have an utterance to present, I terminated your infant this rotational period. Hint: I just don’t fit in. **b10** - You have questioned why my vestments are without color, why you have failed to observe vibrant hues upon my person. Hint: This one’s pretty obvious, so no hint. **b11** - Beneath the incandescence where we rise altitudinous, no one makes physical contact with us in any manner. Hint: Yee-Haw! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/132 "2003-09-24T19:19:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\* > > **b9** - I have an utterance to present, I terminated your infant this rotational period. > > \*\* Misfits - Caress I got something to say I killed your baby today ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/133 "2003-09-25T00:32:11Z")
**5TC 2** We increased our knowledge in the arts of affection in the posterior compartment of a Charger Alas, our instruction was all too incomplete **5TC 3** Ev’r post meridian I beseech the Deity The day shall never pass You would take your leave of me, and abscond with your affection **5TC 4** Hail and well met, my less than bright old chum for a second time I desire a private conversation between us ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/134 "2003-09-25T01:40:55Z")
In the event that yours truly is (or was, that part is irrelevent) a builder of house frames, and the adressed have (not had, you would be dead or, or…) reality of being female with high manners and standards, are you willing to join ropes end to end with yours truly regardless? Are you willing to be in the possession of a doll that belongs to me? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/135 "2003-09-25T02:06:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\*In the event that yours truly is (or was, that part is irrelevent) a builder of house frames, and the adressed have (not had, you would be dead or, or…) reality of being female with high manners and standards, are you willing to join ropes end to end with yours truly regardless? Are you willing to be in the possession of a doll that belongs to me? \*\* _If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady_ Kris Kristoffersson ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/136 "2003-09-25T04:04:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \* > **5TC 2** We increased our knowledge in the arts of affection in the posterior compartment of a Charger > Alas, our instruction was all too incomplete “Taxi,” by Harry Chapin. Here’s the translation: We learned about love in the back of a Dodge The lesson hadn’t gone too far. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/137 "2003-09-25T04:55:37Z")
Hokay… let’s chuck some more out there. **SKEE07** : I quaff liquids in a solitary manner; no other sentient being can be observed nearby. One should be made aware that when I consume fluidic refreshments I am desirous of maintaning my singular state. **SKEE08** : In the midst of a sweltering time of darkness, my ears discern the outcry of a wild canine, lurking quite near to the entrance of your domicile. **SKEE09** : I understand that you have developed tribulations, in regards to the romantic aspect of your existence. You seem to possess a damaged circulatory pump. A certain male has been engaging in congress with someone you consider a confidante. This moment would be the time when ocular secretions begin to form. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/138 "2003-09-25T08:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \* > \*\*[ **5TC 4** Hail and well met, my less than bright old chum > for a second time I desire a private conversation between us \*\* _The Sound of Silence_ by Simon and Garfunkel Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Skeezix_ > **SKEE07** : I quaff liquids in a solitary manner; no other sentient being can be observed nearby. One should be made aware that when I consume fluidic refreshments I am desirous of maintaning my singular state. _I Drink Alone_ by George Thorogood I drink alone, with nobody else You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself And my contribution… **Ma5** I do not wish to be brought to a halt at this time, Because I am quite enjoying myself **Ma6** My levels of expectation have not been reached, However, I am unable to from an opinion as to the cause of this, May I beg your pardon as I osculate the heavens. For some reason, the voice of my alternate lyrics appears to be that of a polite English old lady. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/139 "2003-09-25T08:24:48Z")
**Ma5** : _Don’t Stop Me Now_ by Queen Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time (I’m having a ball). **Ma6** _Purple Haze_ Jimi Hendrix Lately things don’t seem the same, Actin’ funny but I don’t know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/140 "2003-09-25T10:33:29Z")
**jjimm** has got them both despite the fact that I managed to dream up the following non-existent line from Purple Haze “I’m disappointed and I don’t know why” I’m off for a lengthy session of self-immolation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=8)