# Intellectualize song lyrics game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/1 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")
Shamelessly stolen from a **Something Awful** Comedy Goldmine. Post a lyric to a song, that’s been smartened up a little bit, then someone has to guess what the song is. I’ll start it rolling. _There are females in my living room engaging in intercourse, and they are not departing until six o’clock in the AM_ ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/2 "2003-07-17T07:00:48Z")
Its some rap tune like “Area Codes” isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/3 "2003-07-17T12:38:44Z")
Yeah it definitely sounds like rap. 50 cent? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/4 "2003-07-17T13:18:30Z")
OK I have another… “‘Perchance is there an appropriate egress route’, the jovial harlequin asked of the footpad. ‘Discomfiture abounds here, and mollification is not mine’” ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/5 "2003-07-17T13:20:24Z")
_All along the watchtower_?? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/6 "2003-07-17T13:27:19Z")
yup… ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/7 "2003-07-17T13:33:12Z")
No reason to be depressed: Father has come into possession of a most splendid new reticule! ---
**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/8 "2003-07-17T15:21:12Z")
xgxlx, isn’t that from “gin and juice” i think the line goes something like: “there are bitches in the living room gettin it on, and they ain’t leavin’ til six in the morning?” I don’t usually listed to rap, but I love The Gourd’s version of this song. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/9 "2003-07-17T15:23:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biffy the Elephant Shrew \* > \*\*No reason to be depressed: > Father has come into possession of a most splendid new reticule! \*\* Papa’s go a brand new bag? ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/10 "2003-07-17T18:19:36Z")
The temperature in this living area is rising considerably. In order to remain comfortable, it is advisable to remove all garments, post-haste. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/11 "2003-07-17T18:31:29Z")
Nelly “Hot in herre” (misspelling is his) How about: “You are the (paradoxical) visible manifestation of the refraction of white light through natural precipitation in an area lacking illumination” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/12 "2003-07-17T18:35:47Z")
Returned in a rather dark color. Collapsed upon my sleeping pallet. Perhaps too long has passed since my leaving, it pleases me to have returned. ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/13 "2003-07-17T18:45:42Z")
Propel (x3) your craft - carefully down the aqueous solution Ecstatically (x4), existence is but an illlusion! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/14 "2003-07-17T19:04:51Z")
Johnny-AC/DC’ s “Back in Black” Mars- the old standard “Row, Row, Row your boat” “Supply me with propellant, supply me with some kind of exposed incendiary, supply me with everything I want” ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/15 "2003-07-17T19:12:28Z")
MrBoy: careful, metallica might sue you! (Fuel) ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/16 "2003-07-17T19:25:26Z")
Damn! No way I’ll be able to quote Alanis Morisette in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/17 "2003-07-17T19:25:55Z")
Cranium, deltoid, anterior cruciate ligament and phalanges ---
**Author:** ![big\_alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@big\_alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_alex)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/18 "2003-07-17T19:38:40Z")
head and shoulders, knees and toes… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/19 "2003-07-17T19:41:49Z")
Head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes!). ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/20 "2003-07-17T20:29:17Z")
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