# Intellectualize song lyrics game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/201 "2003-07-19T22:21:28Z")
Yes, now your’e close! ---
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/202 "2003-07-19T22:21:50Z")
Yes, now you’re close! ---
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/203 "2003-07-19T22:29:06Z")
Sorry for the double post(i clicked stop to make a last minute correction and it looks like it was too late) ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/204 "2003-07-19T22:43:53Z")
AAAAAAAAAARRGH!!! METALLICA: SEEK AND DESTROY! ---
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/205 "2003-07-19T22:48:55Z")
YES! Good Job! I guess the hint really helped! ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/206 "2003-07-19T23:27:06Z")
A great weight has been lifted from my shoulders…Oh yeah, I remember now, my brain exploded… Yeah, the hint sent me down the right track. The embarrassing part for me is that is one of my all time favorites from them. ==== “Presently, the oceangoing vessels of your people have been reduced to cinders and the force opposed to good has reappeared in your vicinity. It will fall upon you in a stealthy fashion, and there is naught you can do to avoid this fate.” "I analogize your physical beauty to a simple confection of crystalized sucrose precipitated from supersaturated heated H2O, young woman: quite solid, stimulating certain taste buds that detect sugary foods, and tending to cause adjacent objects to cling. “My male parent’s male sibling owns some acreage beyond city limits, a fact of which most, if not all persons, are unaware. He claims it was once an agrarian production unit in the time before legislation altered what kind of engine technologies were permissible to own and operate” “This woman of whom I sing I percieve as omnipotent- ownership of any given whimsy is well within her grasp; the potency to alter that which she percieves is incorrect. I fail to comprehend what it is she desires of my presence.” ---
**Author:** ![available\_light](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@available\_light](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/available_light)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/207 "2003-07-20T00:04:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > **"My male parent’s male sibling owns some acreage beyond city limits, a fact of which most, if not all persons, are unaware. He claims it was once an agrarian production unit in the time before legislation altered what kind of engine technologies were permissible to own and operate"** “My uncle has a country place that no one knows about. He says it used to be a farm before the Motor Law” Red Barchetta-Rush 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/208 "2003-07-20T00:12:45Z")
Don’t think anyone answered this one yet… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by meyer \* > \*\*It is my wish to fornicate with you in the manner of fauna > It is my desire to receive tactile information from you from the non-exterior part of your body > It is yen to have intercourse with you such as the intercourse enjoyed by mammalians > You increase my proximal relation to the Christian deity \*\* Nine Inch Nails - Closer. (aka. the f\_ck you like an animal song). ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/209 "2003-07-20T00:38:10Z")
And now, I’ll add my own contribution to the fray: Greetings from the rainforest, where we are in posession of fulfilling entertainment as well as amusing athletic contests. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/210 "2003-07-20T00:58:24Z")
Welcome, jweb (Actually, I got that one, but who cares, really-there’s a lot of posts upthread) Like the guy who posted that one, you managed to beat me to the punch G & R :Welcome to the jungle ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/211 "2003-07-20T02:01:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan of Narnia \* > \*\*And Coldy, will you authorize me on ICQ? It gets so cold and lonely at night, especially when I’m reporting tinfoil hatters in ATMB, and I need someone to talk to… So lonely… ☹ \*\* My ICQ doesn’t work at the moment, I’m experiencing some computer problems… I’ll authorize you the next time ICQ will fire up without crashing my system. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/212 "2003-07-20T03:57:10Z")
Lessee here… Time for some new entries. (And time to follow **Lisa-go-Blind** ’s example and start numbering these things, I think.) **SKEE01** : It is currently possible to observe your narrator, an experienced combatant, tempered by a large number of skirmishes which have taken place primarily in the realm of the non-physical. **SKEE02** : Diseased entities in combustion powered conveyances orbit the gaseous stellar bodies that I consider to be personal propery. **SKEE03** : So it came to pass that I found myself at a boistrous nocturnal gathering this past weekend. I failed to achieve any successful personal intercourse, and in fact wound up involved in an altercation. Most definately, this was of no major consequence. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/213 "2003-07-20T03:59:29Z")
Ack. I even previewed. The last word of **SKEE02** should be “property.” ---
**Author:** ![Fnoonf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/214 "2003-07-20T04:00:39Z")
_Engage in sexual relations with yourself, I shall not perform as instructed, Engage in sexual relations with yourself, I shall not perform as instructed, Engage in sexual relations with yourself, I shall not perform as instructed, Engage in sexual relations with yourself, I shall not perform as instructed._ [repeat] ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/215 "2003-07-20T04:09:01Z")
Skeezix: Skee03 is Lita Ford…But I can’t remember the song’s name-I own none of her stuff (though I do like her). Its the one that starts off “I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn’t get laid…” Fnoof: that is some fine Rage against the machine, but once again, the title escapes me. ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/216 "2003-07-20T04:27:53Z")
“Fuck you, I won’t do what you told me, Fuck you, I won’t do what you told me, …” Rage - don’t know the title though ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/217 "2003-07-20T04:39:26Z")
Just realized - “Killing in the name of” (had to sing along for a while to get there) Some of my own: 1. Continue as planned, contrary child of the male persuasion A non-violent condition will exist upon the comletion of your trip. 2. It is vaugely akin to a man experiencing intercourse with your female parent, existing in this location lacking the person to which I am singing. 3. For what reason does precipitation fall on my personage in a consistant manner? Is it due to the fact that I uttered a lie at an age that most youths are finishing high school? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/218 "2003-07-20T04:44:22Z")
Those people are currently incapable of causing you physical or emotional trauma, those people are currently incapable of causing you physical or emotional trauma, those people are currently incapable of causing you physical or emotional trauma, due to the fact that the period between dusk and dawn is in the possession of paramours. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/219 "2003-07-20T04:54:03Z")
**meyer** : The first one is “Carry on Wayward Son”, Kansas **LilyoftheValley** : “Because the Night”, Patti Smith ---
**Author:** ![Shemem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Shemem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shemem)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/220 "2003-07-20T04:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by meyer \* > **1) Continue as planned, contrary child of the male persuasion > A non-violent condition will exist upon the comletion of your trip.** “Carry On My Wayward Son,” Kansas [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056.md?page=12)