# Intellectualize song lyrics game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/461 "2003-07-26T04:03:58Z")
> [@](#): > > OSF1: Perhaps my being will have altered coordinates when the next solar event takes place. My preponderance questions your cognitive ability to encode adequate reference pertaining to my predisposed existence. Well, I’m feeling less confident at this now, but I think this goes “If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?” which of course would mean _Free Bird_ by Lynyrd Skynyrd. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/462 "2003-07-26T04:21:33Z")
Yup, that’s it **Marley23**. He’s all excited somebody got it. You made his night. Oh, and unless I missed it, nobody’s answered this one yet, so I’ll repost it. If nobody gets it by the end of the page, I’ll add some hints: > [@](#): > > **OS13** : For what length of time must I glide smoothly forward, while dividing my whole into the sum of its parts? No, my belief is that this is not negative. Opening my jugular with a sophisticated cutting device is all I engage in. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/463 "2003-07-26T04:36:29Z")
Whoooooo! FREEBIRD! (wave lighter) ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/464 "2003-07-26T04:56:52Z")
> [@](#): > > FNF3: I experience feelings of gratification. I had recognized at an earlier date that this chain of causality would manifest itself at the present time. … Can’t believe nobody’s gotten this one. It’s “I Got You” by James Brown\*. (I feeeeel good, I knew that I would…) \*I figured out what the song was right away, but I admit I cheated to get the title and artist. That’s what Google is _for_. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/465 "2003-07-26T05:12:16Z")
> [@](#): > > OS13: For what length of time must I glide smoothly forward, while dividing my whole into the sum of its parts? No, my belief is that this is not negative. Opening my jugular with a sophisticated cutting device is all I engage in. Ah. That’s _Otherside_, by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. (I did have to look up the title, but I knew the song.) ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/466 "2003-07-26T05:31:09Z")
Right again, **Marley**. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/467 "2003-07-26T05:59:56Z")
BJ13 - The total of information I educated her in was all-encompassing. She made a gift to me of all the clothing that she used. BJ14 - Seated upon a disgruntled throne, enraged partitions that burgle the atmosphere. My belly causes discomfort, but I express no consideration. BJ15 - Ravish me. Ravish me, my comrade. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/468 "2003-07-26T06:04:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*BJ15 - Ravish me. Ravish me, my comrade. \*\* “Rape Me” by Nirvana ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/469 "2003-07-26T06:26:12Z")
BJ14-ALICE IN CHAINS “Angry Chair” ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/470 "2003-07-26T06:52:14Z")
First, let me say that I’m terribly upset that I didn’t get here nearly in time to get “Walk the Dinosaur”. Now. BJ13 is “Black”, by Pearl Jam. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/471 "2003-07-26T07:06:44Z")
And some new ones… DS1 - Insane person rhythm sectionists people who are depressed natives in a hot season along with an adolescent governmental employee / depressed with a childhood disease as the aforementioned teenager ejaculates into his headgear DS2 - Should it occur that there’s a person whose presence isn’t mandatory for your survival, then survive without them. Also, should it occur that there’s someone that you can push through an exit, then push them through the exit. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/472 "2003-07-26T07:16:36Z")
D’OH! I missed “Black”! What really surprises me is how many of these reworked songs are among my faves for particular bands…AND I STILL DON’T GUESS THEM!!! # Keep the fun going! MRB14 Meaningful letter conglomerations akin to doing harm, disrupt the lack of audible stimuli, Penetrating with great force within the parameters of the metaphorical biosphere I call my own ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/473 "2003-07-26T21:20:06Z")
Oops, I forgot about this one. I believe it’s still unanswered: > [@](#): > > **OS10** : The two of you regard me, your locks of considerable length fluxing, instruments of vision not dead, gray matter even now expanding. In unison you inquire of me what our collective options are, now that you two have developed twin deposits of great affection for me, and in turn, I’ve developed great affection for each of you. I’m struggling to gain insight into the reasons that prevent us from evolving into a set of triplets. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/474 "2003-07-26T23:24:06Z")
I haven’t read all **10** frickin pages, but I bet these haven’t been done yet. **I6W9 1:** In the future, I will have a grand ole time in his locality. Then I will ejaculate on his betrothed. **I6W9 2:** It’s 4:30 and I’m selecting a new ratio. **I6W9 3:** Swallow a hallucinogenic substance to dispel all of your worries, then sit back in your favorite chair and wait placently until you are figuratively transported down the waterway to a lower elevation. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/475 "2003-07-26T23:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > I6W9 3: Swallow a hallucinogenic substance to dispel all of your worries, then sit back in your favorite chair and wait placently until you are figuratively transported down the waterway to a lower elevation. The Beatles, _Tomorrow Never Knows_ ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/476 "2003-07-26T23:33:52Z")
Right, **Marley23**. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/477 "2003-07-26T23:47:40Z")
> [@](#): > > BJ4 - One standard month of daylight periods, and the same of darkness, I am returning home on an airborne conveyance. “30 Days In The Hole” by that band, the one that had a name, and guitars too? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/478 "2003-07-26T23:51:14Z")
That band is Humble Pie, **if6was9**. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/479 "2003-07-27T00:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > MRB11 > I am performing the sexual act with you, I am performing the sexual act with you, I am performing the sexual act with you with great skill! I can’t remember the artist or the title, but is this “Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oh shit, Clarence Carter!” ? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/480 "2003-07-27T00:31:43Z")
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