# Intellectualize song lyrics game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/41 "2003-07-18T00:53:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
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> I’m entirely too desirable for my garment, so much so that it causes me physical pain. \*\*

That’s because I’m Too Sexy!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/42 "2003-07-18T00:54:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
> \*\*I’m entirely too desirable for my garment, so much so that it causes me physical pain. \*\*

Right Said Fred - Too Sexy.

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/43 "2003-07-18T01:00:37Z")

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We are observing the setting in the municipality in the hours of darkness. We are on a quest to find you to instigate a conflict. There is a feeling of malevolence within our cortexes, but it is not novel, and it is known that it negatively affects our mental health.

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**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/44 "2003-07-18T01:02:24Z")

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How transplendent, it begins with plates of the Earth being deformed by stresses from deep within the Earth, members of the order Aves of the order Ophidia, a powered heavier-than-air aircraft that has fixed wings from which it derives most of its lift, Leonard Schneider is rather confident

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**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/45 "2003-07-18T01:06:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \*  
> \*\*“You are the (paradoxical) visible manifestation of the refraction of white light through natural precipitation in an area lacking illumination” \*\*

Rainbow in the Dark

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/46 "2003-07-18T01:09:43Z")

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> How transplendent, it begins with plates of the Earth being deformed by stresses from deep within the Earth, members of the order Aves of the order Ophidia, a powered heavier-than-air aircraft that has fixed wings from which it derives most of its lift, Leonard Schneider is rather confident

REM- End of the world

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/47 "2003-07-18T01:19:48Z")

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> In the passage of seconds, minutes and hours, twenty four of the latter need to be passed in the state of induced relaxedness.

The Ramones- I wanna be sedated

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/48 "2003-07-18T01:26:20Z")

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**Aslan** : Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb.  
Should you have second thoughts regarding your current situation, I would like to be considered a high priority, as I remain unattached - it would behoove you to forgoe benefit-cost analysis and proceed with the merger.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/49 "2003-07-18T01:33:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by the terminator \*  
> \*\*The Ramones- I wanna be sedated \*\*

Kee-rect.

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**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/50 "2003-07-18T01:34:07Z")

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D’oh! I can’t beleive I screwed up Baby’s got back!

Ludovic-I know yours was a Green Day song, but I don’t know any of their titles. You bastard!!!

Terminator-Elton John’s “Saturday Night’s Allright (for fighting)”?

“Here in my internal combustion powered vehicle, I am quiescent. I can secure all areas of ingress/egress-I can absorb your verbal maunderings.”

“I feel an absence of negative nervous stimuli-your form diminishes with distance, akin to the byproduct of an oceangoing vessel’s boiler emissions. Your presence appears as if lapping at my shore.”

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/51 "2003-07-18T01:38:07Z")

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BLARRRG!!! I maintain that Comfortably Numb can also be accepted. Judges??

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/52 "2003-07-18T01:40:40Z")

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A simile to an area of heavy growth is extant around me, creating in yours truly a contemplation of why I remain buoyant.

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/53 "2003-07-18T01:44:19Z")

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Try again **MrBoy1967**.

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/54 "2003-07-18T01:46:00Z")

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> “Here in my internal combustion powered vehicle, I am quiescent. I can secure all areas of ingress/egress-I can absorb your verbal maunderings.”

Gary Numan- Cars

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**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/55 "2003-07-18T01:54:31Z")

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Dooku-I gotta side with Aslan on the Ramones answer…

“Combustion byproduct blanketing a body of liquified oxygen dihydride, selfsame combustion also visible overhead”

“If you pay attention to those of lesser intellect, the congolmeration of idiots reigns supreme!”

“If the excess precipitation continues indefinitely, the manmade water barrier will collapse. (repeat)”

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/56 "2003-07-18T01:56:43Z")

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::grumble::

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**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/57 "2003-07-18T01:59:35Z")

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> “Combustion byproduct blanketing a body of liquified oxygen dihydride, selfsame combustion also visible overhead”

Deep Purple- Smoke on the water

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/58 "2003-07-18T02:03:32Z")

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Nobody guessed mine. ☹ Oh well, here’s another.

“Delicate fabric in a web-like pattern, created in a certain and specific northern village in France, combined with a pleasing countenance and a length of hair pulled together… gyrations of all sort are the impetus for the rotation and orbit of Sol’s third planet.”

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/59 "2003-07-18T02:05:07Z")

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> “I feel an absence of negative nervous stimuli-your form diminishes with distance, akin to the byproduct of an oceangoing vessel’s boiler emissions. Your presence appears as if lapping at my shore.”

That’s _Comfortably Numb_

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**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/60 "2003-07-18T02:18:04Z")

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SEE Dooku! You juuuuuust missed it.

Bravo, yours is a toughie- I know Illinois’ state mineral is flourite, but beyond that… your next one was the Big Bopper’s “Chantilly Lace” (nice choice, BTW!)

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