# Intellectualize song lyrics game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056 "2003-07-17T03:58:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/141 "2003-07-19T06:52:11Z")
Like the master said: “FULL POINT!” Skeezix is EN FUEGO! You nailed all of those you guessed, even the Living Colour one I messed up slightly. And yeah, that was Sabbath w/Dio, with one version on the Heavy Metal soundtrack and one on “Mob Rules”. …but the remaining ones are damn nasty, if I may say so myself. Here’s one that has a killer video… “The woman vocalized “I will dispose of myself” “These are two-dimensional representations of reality at a specific space-time” I am unable to coerce you to remain in the vicinity I cannot douse you from my epidermis Beyond the metaphorical confines of the aforementioned representations is what you and I are excluding Your neurons will not form nor maintain the neccessary synapses to recollect these events, at any rate-” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/142 "2003-07-19T07:13:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\* > One new one: > During the past twelve months, my state was not dissimilar to that of a native of a particular geographic upthrusting. It was not possible for me to have attained any greater altitude, in a measurable way. > > My staus, during that time, was analogous to that of one who has retired from his trade, but it is fairly a certainty to postulate that the time has arrived for me to unleash a salvo.\*\* “Rocky Mountain Way”, Joe Walsh ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/143 "2003-07-19T07:16:14Z")
Got it in one. (Obscuring typo and all) ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/144 "2003-07-19T07:35:45Z")
Aslan, Capacitor, Terminator and Blackeyes still have some tough ones out there… ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/145 "2003-07-19T07:50:24Z")
It is my sincere wish that you should have collected all your possesions and put them in their proper places; also that you should have written such papers as would redistribute such possesions in a manner of your choosing, and made your peace with such people as you deemed necessary. * * * If it is your desire to obliterate this knitted garment currently concealing portions of my anatomy, close your hand around this spun fiber as I proceed along a heading which does not intersect yours. * * * Lo there, nubile one, would it behoove you to become prostrate or supine adjacent to my person? ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/146 "2003-07-19T08:02:55Z")
Sturmhauke- is that last one Primus’ “Tommy the Cat” and Weezer’s “Undone (Sweater Song)” above it? ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/147 "2003-07-19T08:04:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **sturmhauke** _: > It is my sincere wish that you should have collected all your possesions and put them in their proper places; also that you should have written such papers as would redistribute such possesions in a manner of your choosing, and made your peace with such people as you deemed necessary.\*\* CCR ~ _Bad Moon Rising_ [sub]This is more than a bit addicting, wot?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/148 "2003-07-19T08:13:15Z")
Arrrgh, I’m trying to come up with harder ones but you guys keep guessing them too fast. Hmph. ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/149 "2003-07-19T08:16:28Z")
Sleep is for wussies! === “Do not refer to it as a return to past glory-indeed, never having been absent, I have been in this location for many solar orbits!” “The firmament is (metaphorically) releasing liquid ocular emissions. Are you unable to perceive the salinified H20 descending beside my nasal protrusion?” “Salutations \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, my sources indicate that you interacted with your person of opposite sex sharing living quarters in a most violent fashion, specifically, ventilation with a machined lead projecting device.”“Affirmative, I did act in such a fashion- are you aware that I caught her in flagrante delicto?” (NOTE-the name was omitted by me-fill in the blank and you’ll get it…) ---
**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/150 "2003-07-19T08:18:10Z")
Dude-those were not easy…, I just happen to love those songs. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/151 "2003-07-19T14:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > \*\*Sleep is for wussies! > > === > “Do not refer to it as a return to past glory-indeed, never having been absent, I have been in this location for many solar orbits!” > \*\* LL Cool J, Mama Said Knock You Out ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/152 "2003-07-19T15:50:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > \*\* > “Salutations \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, my sources indicate that you interacted with your person of opposite sex sharing living quarters in a most violent fashion, specifically, ventilation with a machined lead projecting device.”“Affirmative, I did act in such a fashion- are you aware that I caught her in flagrante delicto?” (NOTE-the name was omitted by me-fill in the blank and you’ll get it…) \*\* “Hey Joe” – by lots of people, but I’m thinking of Jimi Hendrix ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/153 "2003-07-19T16:16:55Z")
The monarch summoned the country’s military forces consisting of aircraft that are propelled by rearward exhaust of air. Spoke he: “You shall work so as to justify the money you receive. Cast the explosive devices that you carry in the midst of the mosque towers in the vicinity of the native area of this North African city.” ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/154 "2003-07-19T16:20:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \* > \*\*The monarch summoned the country’s military forces consisting of aircraft that are propelled by rearward exhaust of air. Spoke he: “You shall work so as to justify the money you receive. Cast the explosive devices that you carry in the midst of the mosque towers in the vicinity of the native area of this North African city.” \*\* Rock the Casbah ---
**Author:** ![the\_terminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@the\_terminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_terminator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/155 "2003-07-19T16:22:00Z")
Wow, it been a few days and no one has guessed mine yet. Well, here it is again: We are observing the setting in the municipality in the hours of darkness. We are on a quest to find you to instigate a conflict. There is a feeling of malevolence within our cortexes, but it is not novel, and it is known that it negatively affects our mental health. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/156 "2003-07-19T17:46:19Z")
**Aslan** , no one’s gotten mine yet either. Boy, you’re all going to be kicking yourself… \*I myself ambulated across a transportation artery I never fathomed the thought that a particular female such as yourself and myself would ever make aquaintances Shake hands with a ovaried-maternal-type such as yourself with hair of a reddish-brown color and eyes of a warm sandy color like that of well-tanned skin; The sort of organ viewing spheres which are quite capable and have in the past seduced me into a state of total compliance with the wills of the seducer, completely; To dazzle or overcome by or as if by suggestion throughout me Also I made the motion to move at a fast springing gait in which both feet are momentarily off the ground in the course of each pace, I quickly traversed a great distance from my original starting point Specifically, I sprinted, I sprinted all through the nocturnal period wherein the hemisphere I reside in (which, in future reference shall be the ‘western hemisphere’), because of the nature of the Earth’s rotation and revolution about the sun and of itself, is (only temporarily so) no longer capable of recieving light rays from the sun and hence it is “dark” outside, I also sprinted during the period of the day when the reverse is true and the sun is quite visible. \* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \* > \*\*Aslan, Capacitor, Terminator and Blackeyes still have some tough ones out there… \*\* You’re darn tootin’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/157 "2003-07-19T18:10:33Z")
**MrBoy1967** : > [@](#): > > “The firmament is (metaphorically) releasing liquid ocular emissions. Are you unable to perceive the salinified H20 descending beside my nasal protrusion?” _The Sky is Crying_? [sub]First thing I thought of was _The Tracks of my Tears_, but that doesn’t quite parse.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/158 "2003-07-19T18:26:47Z")
Oh… shit. **Blackeyes** , izzat Flock of Seagulls? I don’t know the song well enough to recognize the verse, but the chorus suddenly leaped out and smacked me across the chops. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/159 "2003-07-19T19:01:36Z")
_My father escaped our domestic premises when I was but a wee lad. He left my mother and myself with very little - in fact, all we had left was this six-stringed accoustic instrument and a used container of alcoholic beverages._ That one ought to take no more than 2 minutes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056/160 "2003-07-19T19:04:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*Oh… > > shit. > **Blackeyes** , izzat Flock of Seagulls? > > I don’t know the song well enough to recognize the verse, but the chorus suddenly leaped out and smacked me across the chops. \*\* Yes it is. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game/189056.md?page=9)