Intelligently Design Yourself

[Giltathriel]

@YogSosoth

Asexual reproduction

Seriously, if we had this, imagine the productivity of our species. No longer would our lives be consumed with seeking and finding mates. This one thing would massively reorganize every aspect of society from social aspect, religion, politics, family, etc.

I’d rather have both be possible. Total lack of genetic diversity is problematic, but I’d like the option of just having a kid by myself if the right partner never shows up.

[EvilTOJ]

The sociological implications of “go fuck yourself” would change immensely!

[Shot_From_Guns]

@rachelellogram

And maxillary sinuses would drain downwards, not up.

I had to go look this up. Wow, that really explains a lot.

@emmaliminal

Teenagers would not have to worry nearly as much about acne

I think if your entire skin were covered in bumps, people would be able to figure out that you’re in the middle of a breakout.

@Neidhart

Replace pain with a text message in the corner of your visual field that tells you exactly what’s wrong with what part of your body.

Ah yes, just like the elusive Mongolian Robot Cat…