# Interesting nude photographs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804 "2005-05-27T20:01:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/1 "2005-05-27T20:01:58Z")

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I thought these were pretty cool. I’ve seen stuff like it before, but this collection has some fun images.

Probably not safe for work, although they’re pretty tame.

Cut and paste the link below into your browser if you want to check them out.

[http://www.webbyen.dk/vishjemmeside\_privat.asp?mode=top\_frame&id=163988&side=&webside=1904540](http://www.webbyen.dk/vishjemmeside_privat.asp?mode=top_frame&id=163988&side=&webside=1904540)

I think my favorite is the birdhouse, although the Chinese bridge and the construction crane are also pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/2 "2005-05-27T20:07:23Z")

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The palm trees are cool, but that’s just because I’m an ass man.

The dude fishing is pretty cool, though.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/3 "2005-05-27T20:10:34Z")

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Man, I am so immature. All I can think of is “i wonder if the lady in the photos got the giggles when the photographer was putting those things on her. I would.”

::giggles::

very cool tho.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/4 "2005-05-28T01:26:27Z")

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My favorite is the guy with the lawn mower.

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/5 "2005-05-28T01:31:48Z")

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Yawn. Not the right board for this.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/6 "2005-05-28T01:32:52Z")

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> [@Jake](#):
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> Yawn. Not the right board for this.

Thanks for your inciteful contribution to the thread.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/7 "2005-05-28T01:34:01Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Man, I am so immature. All I can think of is “i wonder if the lady in the photos got the giggles when the photographer was putting those things on her. I would.”
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> ::giggles::
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> very cool tho.

I think they might have been edited in after the pictures were taken.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/8 "2005-05-28T01:34:35Z")

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But is it art? 😉

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/9 "2005-05-28T01:37:53Z")

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> [@monica](#):
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> I think they might have been edited in after the pictures were taken.

Really? They look pretty real to me. If they were edited in, then it was a pretty expert job.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Kenneth_Noisewater)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/10 "2005-05-28T02:38:24Z")

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how many nipples do you see in nature?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/11 "2005-05-28T02:45:59Z")

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> [@Jake](#):
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> Yawn. Not the right board for this.

😕

Anyhoo…Really well done. Does take the idea of “body as landscape” to its literal limits, doesn’t it? I like the tongue-and-cheekness of it all, combined with the technically solid lighting technique. This is a perfect example of what happens when a clever idea meets perfect execution. I would totally hang something like this on the wall. Is it high art? Eh, who cares. It’s good.

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/12 "2005-05-28T02:54:05Z")

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> [@Dr. Kenneth Noisewater](#):
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> how many nipples do you see in nature?

Oh, I don’t know. Those nipples looked pretty natural to me. 😉

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/13 "2005-05-28T05:20:32Z")

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> [@Dr. Kenneth Noisewater](#):
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> how many nipples do you see in nature?

My dog seems to have six, and he’s lying around naked showing them off to anybody who happens to look. He’s such a slut.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/14 "2005-05-28T05:24:32Z")

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Think about that. Six…count 'em, _six_ completely useless nipples. Intelligent design in_deed_.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/15 "2005-05-28T07:47:39Z")

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[LINK DELETED BY MODERATOR]

(made the link for everyone.)

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/16 "2005-05-28T08:01:09Z")

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> [@Oslo Ostragoth](#):
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> (made the link for everyone.)

Thanks , **Oslo** , but the reason i didn’t make a proper link is that we’re not supposed to give direct links to pictures containing nudity or any other possibly-offensive material.

I realise that these pictures are pretty tame, but some people have to be careful what they click on they’re at work, and i wanted to err on the side of caution.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/17 "2005-05-28T08:09:58Z")

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Ants! :eek:

Cool photos. Thanks for sharing.

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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/18 "2005-05-28T08:11:27Z")

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Those are awesome! I love the golf player (But I think that’s just becuase I love the way people look when they swing golf clubs). But very cool art. I would definately hang those on my wall.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Kenneth_Noisewater)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/19 "2005-05-28T10:06:46Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> My dog seems to have six, and he’s lying around naked showing them off to anybody who happens to look. He’s such a slut.

Your dog’s not a landscape.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-nude-photographs/305804/20 "2005-05-28T10:10:48Z")

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> [@Dr. Kenneth Noisewater](#):
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> Your dog’s not a landscape.

Tell that to the fleas.

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