# Interesting thing about your useranme. :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412 "2000-10-26T13:58:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/61 "2000-10-26T20:35:44Z")

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I could take a poll, but then I’d probably need to hire a good attorney…

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/62 "2000-10-26T20:42:43Z")

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> My username invented the internet. And pants.

**iampunha** :

I got there first! Nyeah nyeah nyeah!

🙂

The pants thing is all you, though.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/63 "2000-10-26T20:46:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Suo Na \*  
> \*\*My username cannot be anagrammed.  
> \*\*

O, anus - I beg to differ.

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**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/64 "2000-10-26T20:49:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Suo Na \*  
> > \*\*My username cannot be anagrammed.  
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> O, anus - I beg to differ. \*\*

Damn! Now you’ve got me mentally creating odes to anuses (anii?). This is pathetic. I hate poetry.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/65 "2000-10-26T20:57:19Z")

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Hmmmm…decidedly strange.

My username turns out to be an anagram of the person who made a fool of himself by claiming to invent the internet.

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/66 "2000-10-26T21:13:02Z")

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Loving my username is like loving the dead.

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**Author:** ![Stupendous\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Stupendous\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stupendous_man)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/67 "2000-10-26T21:53:51Z")

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A flash of brilliant crimson streaks across the sky!

Yes, it’s STUPENDOUS MAN!

Lover of liberty! Opponant of oppression! Defender of Free Will!

Give up! Your nefarious scheme will never succeed!

## At last the world is free from tyrrany, thanks to STUPENDOUS MAN!

Ah, Calvin & Hobbes. What a great comic that was. This has been my BBS and internet name, unchanged, for many years.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/68 "2000-10-26T22:04:27Z")

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It’s not just my user name.

I really AM a Tengu.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/69 "2000-10-26T22:10:54Z")

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AndYrAStar -

“in your sad machines  
you’ll forever be deperate and displeased  
with whoever you are, **and you’re a star** ”

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/70 "2000-10-26T22:18:46Z")

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My username leaves your whites whiter and your colors more colorful!

It removes nasty spots and wrinkles with just a tug!

No really, it’s not Spanish, it’s Sanskrit. And it doesnt’ mean “clean” as in “tabula rasa” it means “stuff of life”.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/71 "2000-10-26T22:23:17Z")

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and, although that’s not a lie, i’m sick of people calling me Andy…

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/72 "2000-10-26T22:45:55Z")

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In 1975, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn’t commit. This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire… Beadalin.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/73 "2000-10-26T22:59:02Z")

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::sigh::

Okay. I lied. My real name isn’t Audrey K. I do know an Audrey K., but if I told you who she is and what kind of work she does, then I’d have to kill you. I’d have to make it unpleasant, too, I’m afraid.

Honest-to-God, I swear it on a stack of Bibles, in absolute truthfulness, my legal name is Dweeb.\* You can call me Dweebie or Dweebers. I’ll leave it up to you.  
Whoo, that’s a load off my chest.  
[sub]\*Not.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/74 "2000-10-26T23:00:19Z")

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My username is cher3, for we are many.

But I’m the third one.

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**Author:** ![messiah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3e96dc/32.png) [@messiah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/messiah)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/75 "2000-10-26T23:07:51Z")

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It was the only handel I could think of.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/76 "2000-10-26T23:17:52Z")

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Funny, I don’t mind being called andy… 😉

my username did  
invent the lovely haiku  
how spiffy is that

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**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/77 "2000-10-26T23:32:53Z")

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…is insurance against getting munched while diving. Nothing bad ever happens if I act like it wil

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/78 "2000-10-26T23:43:35Z")

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Elvis Costello writes songs about my username, but Bob Dylan and Robert Plant write songs about me.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/79 "2000-10-26T23:47:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AndYrAStar \*  
> \*\*AndYrAStar -
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> “in your sad machines  
> you’ll forever be deperate and displeased  
> with whoever you are, **and you’re a star** ”  
> \*\*

Aaaa!! I love you! Will you marry me?

You _are_ Billy Corgan…right?

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-thing-about-your-useranme/38412/80 "2000-10-26T23:54:33Z")

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[http://www.departments.bucknell.edu/pr/BucknellWorld/1997-7/flashback.html](http://www.departments.bucknell.edu/pr/BucknellWorld/1997-7/flashback.html)

I’m supposedly a woman who graduated from Bucknell in 1974 who went to cheer on the Bison. _confused_

Actually my username is a typo of my old username from AOL’s SDMB, which was WillowElf7. Someone read it as WillowWelf7, and the “welf” name stuck.

My username is also fun to say and can make one feel warm and squishy inside.

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