# Interesting titles, until you realise you read it wrong. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957 "2018-11-04T01:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/1 "2018-11-04T01:57:53Z")
I really was intrigued, How do you determine a Klingon? Edit, forgive me, I have a headache. The title turned out to be How do you determine a kilogram. I had to read the op before I figured out my mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/2 "2018-11-04T03:02:03Z")
One that I keep misreading, two different ways: **"Being the last poster to a thread and then you die."** At least I got that off my chest! **Being the last pastor to a thread and then it dies.** I like to think I gave it some comfort before the end. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/3 "2018-11-04T04:26:46Z")
**Interesting titties, until you realise you read it wrong**. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/4 "2018-11-04T14:54:28Z")
I keep reading **“I just got laid off”** as **“I just got laid.”** Both can be interesting, I suppose, but in rather different ways. ---
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/5 "2018-11-04T18:07:33Z")
Headache is abated now, I think I may have strained my humorous a little. I vaguely remember posting this last night. Thanks for the replies. Love em all! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/6 "2018-11-04T19:20:19Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > **Interesting titties, until you realise you read it wrong**. For me it’s always “Sequential Thread Titties” every single time. I’m sure it says something about me. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/7 "2018-11-04T22:28:18Z")
> [@Qwakkeddup](#): > > I really was intrigued, How do you determine a Klingon? > > Edit, forgive me, I have a headache. > > The title turned out to be How do you determine a kilogram. I had to read the op before I figured out my mistake. How do you determine a Klingon? Well, they fart in air locks, according to David Gerrold. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/8 "2018-11-05T00:22:53Z")
I just read a thread in Mundane, To Kiss an Uber Driver. squinted and realized it’s Kris. Words can be tricky seen out of context. You never know what to expect in a thread title and sometimes your eye fools you. ---
**Author:** ![mind\_the\_gap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@mind\_the\_gap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mind_the_gap)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/9 "2018-11-05T04:10:22Z")
They’re doing construction on a road near me. I live in wine country where everything is just so with it so I saw the warning sign saying “Pilates in road”. I thought “that’s a new one”. Plates in road. Dumbass me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/10 "2018-11-05T04:51:29Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > **Interesting titties, until you realise you read it wrong**. Damnit! Beaten to it! ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/11 "2018-11-05T18:33:13Z")
From the main page: “Mods: Still Inedibly Bad at…” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/12 "2018-11-05T22:01:11Z")
\*\* Turning the migrants in to Uber\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/13 "2018-11-05T22:14:10Z")
At one point, I read a title regarding a “plague of huntsman spiders.” For some reason, I left out a few of the letters and thought the topic was a “plague of human spiders.” Gah! ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/14 "2018-11-05T22:46:37Z")
\*\*Law People: Let’s do this again. Is a finger an object? \*\* Guess which finger I’m visualizing. \*\*What unconventional uses for your InstaPot have you found? \*\* Since I rarely cook, the phrase “InstaPot” conjures up an amusing image. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/15 "2018-11-06T18:18:40Z")
**Lorem Ipsum sauce** mmmmm, Lorem Ipsum sauce [/homer] ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/16 "2018-11-11T02:07:43Z")
**What does “Insufficient dick space” mean?** Umm - I think it means “ouch!” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interesting-titles-until-you-realise-you-read-it-wrong/823957/17 "2018-11-11T03:02:49Z")
That means Richard smacked his head on the door frame again while getting in his new car.