# International Talk Like William Shatner Day - March 22

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 22, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640 "2011-03-22T19:27:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/1 "2011-03-22T19:27:12Z")

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March 22 is [International Talk Like William Shatner Day](http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20045924-10391698.html)!

Happy birthday, Shat!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/2 "2011-03-22T19:32:15Z")

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```php
I heard about this on the radio. This morning.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/3 "2011-03-22T19:34:40Z")

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What’s that on the wing?!?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/4 "2011-03-22T19:47:10Z")

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_ **khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!** _

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/5 "2011-03-22T19:50:43Z")

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If your mouth were open…you’d have popped some pills in them!

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/6 "2011-03-22T21:32:19Z")

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Because I’ve GOT to, Mr!

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/7 "2011-03-22T22:20:07Z")

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Denny crane

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/8 "2011-03-23T01:55:49Z")

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I…missed it. Heads, Will roll.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/9 "2011-03-23T02:42:53Z")

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We’d better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

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**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/10 "2011-03-23T03:01:22Z")

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Antibodies…ANTI BODIES !!!

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/11 "2011-03-23T04:14:03Z")

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Seriously though…the man is 80? Am I the only one who thinks he could pass for 60? I’m sure he’s had some ‘work’ done, but damn!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/12 "2011-03-23T09:26:39Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> We’d better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

There’s no tower. Just a bridge, sir.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/13 "2011-03-23T09:29:51Z")

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Get a life.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/14 "2011-03-23T09:41:41Z")

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Excuse me?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/15 "2011-03-23T11:53:54Z")

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All I ask, is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/16 "2011-03-23T12:47:53Z")

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Talk, Like Willian Shatner Day is my favorite

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/17 "2011-03-23T12:49:04Z")

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dayoftheyear.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/18 "2011-03-23T13:11:17Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> March 22 is [International Talk Like William Shatner Day](http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20045924-10391698.html)!
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> Happy birthday, Shat!

Surely, you meant:

“Happy… birthday, Shat!”

Any possibility we could combine this with International Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Avast… ye mateys!

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/19 "2011-03-23T17:50:31Z")

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[Resist arrest … please](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3GRTUT0sH4)!

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-like-william-shatner-day-march-22/575640/20 "2011-03-23T18:09:49Z")

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Talk like Shatner? Okay, but for how long? For. How. Long.

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