# International Talk To Your Giant Invisible Rats Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033 "2004-04-03T05:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/41 "2004-04-05T14:07:41Z")
ahh you people and your giant invisible rats, anyone mind if i stick to my minute paper pink elephants? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/42 "2004-04-06T03:39:12Z")
Many thanks to all involved for making this, The 992nd International Talk To Your Giant Invisible Rats Day a raging success! Due to an increased awareness of Invisible Giant Talking (and listening) Rats Playing HulaHoops via internet communities such as this one, well over $9.00 was raised by by the 2, 097, 304 active members of the **Society For The Preservation Of Rats Preserves And Marmelades**. Quite an accomplishment! [whew!] Now I can finally take a potty break! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/43 "2004-04-06T04:11:43Z")
Stop, **NoClueBoy**! Don’t go in the loo!!! It’s Giant Invisible Toilet Shark Week, and Oh, dear. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/44 "2004-04-06T04:23:08Z")
It’s okay. I spoke to my **Giant Invisible Pope On A Stick** , and he informs me I am immune to **Giant Invisible Toilet Sharks**. Talk radio, however… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/45 "2004-04-06T12:35:58Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > It’s okay. I spoke to my **Giant Invisible Pope On A Stick** , and he informs me I am immune to **Giant Invisible Toilet Sharks**. And you believed him??? A **Giant Invisible Pope On A Stick** would tell you anything. Its almost as bad as believing a **Giant Invisible President in a stick**. Watch out for those **Giant Invisible Toilet Sharks** - they’re coming to get you!! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/46 "2004-04-06T17:50:08Z")
Okay, just to clarify: Are there giant invisible sharks in my regular toilet, or if I have a giant invisible toilet I should check it for normal sharks? Defecating minds need to know. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/47 "2004-04-06T20:06:42Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Stop, **NoClueBoy**! Don’t go in the loo!!! It’s Giant Invisible Toilet Shark Week, and > Oh, dear. CLUE rhymes with LOO which rhymes with GOO!!! The scary thing is: NCB will totally understand this. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/48 "2004-04-06T23:48:24Z")
_ahem_ Her name… was Antonia. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033/49 "2004-04-07T02:48:20Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > _ahem_ > > Her name… was Antonia. I know she is, but what are you? _THUD_ = I faint as I realize that you have finally given in to my incessant nagging. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/international-talk-to-your-giant-invisible-rats-day/238033.md?page=2)