# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/1 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")
I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again: Just when I thought I’d seen it all… Guys with fetishes for watching Godzilla step on stuff, hockeyMPREG (stories about male hockey players - _pregnant_), and other weird/disgusting stuff… I frequent Portal of Evil and the latest page linked on there is a page with the seemingly innocent title of “Cetaecean Creations”. Innocent till you go there and discover that it’s a collection of cartoonish drawings of dolphins and whales getting freaky. It’s like a car accident. Horrible, but you can’t help to look at it for a minute. The drawings are, predictably, awful. But there was one that made me go **WTF?!?!** and laugh like nuts. If you really wanna see it, copy and paste the link. _ **WARNING: Not AT ALL safe for work!** _ http ://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/horsefem.jpg If you can’t or rather would not see it (and I wouldn’t blame you), FTR, it’s a drawing of a dolphin gettin’ it on with a horse. Yes, that’s right. A horse. Can you even imagine this happening for real? “Walkin’ along the beach, nice day, yeah…hey, what’s that out in the water? A horse? That’s cool. Nice horse. Hey, he’s moving funny…what’s that in the water underneath him? Is that a _dolphin?_ It is! Wha - \*\*OMFG WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT DOLPHIN??? WTF?!?!?! :eek: \*\*” If I live to be 100, I will never understand how there can possibly be people out there who would fap to this… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/2 "2006-03-02T18:46:51Z")
Oy, looks like the link came up clickable. Don’t want any accidental clicks. Mods, could you disable the link so it just appears as text? Thanks… ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/3 "2006-03-02T19:15:18Z")
Hahaha that picture is hilarious. I always wondered why people would be aroused by cartoon people getting it on, but cartoon animals? That’s just weird. I wonder who does this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/4 "2006-03-02T19:34:41Z")
At least the cartoon pictures are of _people_. (Presumably you mean _hentai_). So you can, you know, mentally put yourself or someone you know into the picture. But a horse and a dolphin? How does that equate to arousing? ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/5 "2006-03-02T19:40:30Z")
On the internet, no one knows you’re a horse… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/6 "2006-03-02T19:47:56Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > At least the cartoon pictures are of _people_. (Presumably you mean _hentai_). So you can, you know, mentally put yourself or someone you know into the picture. But a horse and a dolphin? How does that equate to arousing? Remember: For anything you can imagine, no matter how disgusting or outre, there is at least one person who will enjoy masturbating over it. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/7 "2006-03-02T19:58:49Z")
And that, ladies and germs, is how seahorses are made. Add a chimp, and you’d have…well, you know. What, too easy? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/8 "2006-03-02T20:00:46Z")
Wow, just this morning, I was musing on the possibility of a dolphin mating with a horse. Probably an off-shoot of watching my cat trying to make it with a stuffed animal for the last several days. So, imagine my joy at seeing that link, clicking the link…and getting the big black screen of death that says that particular site is blocked from work. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/9 "2006-03-02T20:14:11Z")
Trust me it’s not worth it, it’s much better left to one’s imagination. _looks around_ What!? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/10 "2006-03-02T20:29:11Z")
I find it much easier to believe that someone would SAY they dig pictures of horses & dolphins instead of actually getting off on it. Why? Oh, some silly attempt to “be weirder” than the next guy like it’s junior high all over again. Read the guy’s thoughts while he’s yanking it, and I guarantee they’re not of Godzilla stomping stuff. . .they’re of the girl at the coffee shop with the exposed thong. Just like you and me. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/11 "2006-03-02T20:29:39Z")
Q: What’s the sound of someone having a wank to horse/dolphin erotica? A: _Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…_ ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/12 "2006-03-02T20:50:48Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Q: What’s the sound of someone having a wank to horse/dolphin erotica? > A: _Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…_ Well so much for that monitor ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/13 "2006-03-02T20:51:32Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Q: What’s the sound of someone having a wank to horse/dolphin erotica? > A: _Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…_ After this one I’m afraid to enter this thread anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/14 "2006-03-02T21:32:29Z")
_OHHHOOOHOOO! HAHAHAHA!_ My God. _wipes tears away_ Oh shit. I can’t breathe. \* BWAHAHAHAHA!\* ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/15 "2006-03-02T22:25:33Z")
Why is Mr. Ed killing Flipper? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/16 "2006-03-02T22:48:17Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > Why is Mr. Ed killing Flipper? Well, honey, when a horse and a dolphin love each other _very much_… ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/17 "2006-03-03T00:54:18Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Well, honey, when a horse and a dolphin love each other _very much_… And when there’s 5 shetland ponies peeing on the dolphin… is that love? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/18 "2006-03-03T01:28:54Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Well, honey, when a horse and a dolphin love each other _very much_… STOP! Please stop! My god, I’m never going to stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/19 "2006-03-03T02:38:30Z")
Soooooooo, I got home, and got a look at that… Clearly they are in love. You can see it in the horse’s eyes, and the look of dolphin-bliss. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/20 "2006-03-03T02:51:54Z")
The picture in the OP really pales in comparison to the dolphin-mounting-a-shetland-pony further down the list. Copy and paste [http://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/horsephin.jpg](http://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/horsephin.jpg) if you must. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=2)