# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/21 "2006-03-03T02:56:00Z")
Oh, good God, you people are _joking_ about it. You’re all demented freaks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/22 "2006-03-03T03:06:19Z")
Heheheheheheh. Horny narwhals. Ewwwwww. The bondage one made me laugh until I cried. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/23 "2006-03-03T03:11:50Z")
Oh, and this doesn’t seem to have much to do with arts and culture, so I’m moving this thread to MPSIMS, where it may continue to delight and horrify. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/24 "2006-03-03T03:27:09Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Oh, good God, you people are _joking_ about it. You’re all demented freaks. > > 😃 Which is why you love us all very much. Because you KNOW you belong. oneofusoneofusoneofusoneofus… Of course you don’t love us like a pony, or a dophin or anything like that, just the normal kind of love you have for demented freak friends. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/25 "2006-03-03T03:38:26Z")
just want you all to know that i’m typing through the tears right now. i’m laughing so damn hard it’s amazing i’m even hitting the right keys. and i haven’t even LOOKED at the stupid pictures. you guys are killing me here. you’re the best. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/26 "2006-03-03T03:44:27Z")
The auto-blowing orca about killed me. I almost choked on my G and T. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/27 "2006-03-03T03:45:31Z")
I came back to this thread and… _gasp_ too… too funny… Orca! _howls with laughter_ _ORCA! HAHAHAHA_! http://www.cetacean- [creations.com/xorcas/determination\_final.jpg](http://creations.com/xorcas/determination_final.jpg) And, and, and… _oh my god_! http://www.cetacean- [creations.com/xphins/phinbed.jpg](http://creations.com/xphins/phinbed.jpg) I can’t think of anything clever to say. If you haven’t noticed. I can only giggle and writhe. I’m helpless. _HAHAHAHAHEEEEEHOOOHAHAHA!! HAHAHAAHA!_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/28 "2006-03-03T03:47:06Z")
I tried, of course, to disable those links, but failed miserable. Mea culpa. Could a kind mod help me out? Or even a kinky mod? The first one is certainly NSFW. The second one… well, it’s certainly questionable. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/29 "2006-03-03T05:37:05Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Q: What’s the sound of someone having a wank to horse/dolphin erotica? > A: _Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…_ You, sir, are a genius! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/30 "2006-03-03T05:55:44Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > You, sir, are a genius! You flatter me, of course. I’m nowhere near the level of the onanist onamatapeia of Chaucer, Rabelais, or Pope. I am a mere dabbler. ---
**Author:** ![initech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/439d5e/32.png) [@initech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/initech)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/31 "2006-03-03T06:20:32Z")
Hello? Anyone here? (thread seems to be empty) fap fap fap fap fap… ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/32 "2006-03-03T06:41:01Z")
What the hell? How is the dolphin staying up there? It’s like he’s upside-down levitating onto the horse’s…um…nevermind. Another question: Who draws these things? Looking at them is funny enough but imagine someone taking time out of their day to 1) think of something so weird, 2) sit down and actually draw it, 3) color it, and 4) post it on the internet. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/33 "2006-03-03T07:12:48Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Who draws these things? [I think the simple graphic style and peculiar subject matter can only point to one man.](http://www.simpsonsland.net/multimedia/images/0kent_brokman/04.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/34 "2006-03-03T07:56:27Z")
Yeah, there are some weird fetishes. Vore is pretty bizarre- basically erotic pictures of anthromorphic animals eating each other. Some pictures are downright funny, though. I saw one where it was a shrimp reading a porno magazine. No sex, beastiality or anything like that, just some shrimp reading a porno. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/35 "2006-03-03T08:15:50Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > Yeah, there are some weird fetishes. I’ve found a few really odd fetish sites through [cruel.com](http://cruel.com). My very favourite one was a massive, multi-page thumbnail gallery of pictures of women’s feet on accellerator pedals. Very dissonant – because it’s _presented_ like pornography – but it’s just close-ups of women’s feet stepping (or about to step on) on the gas. Some in high-heels, some in sneakers, some in pumps, some barefoot. No real pattern, except “female foot on gas pedal.” Pages and pages, and _hundreds and hundreds_ of pictures. Then there was the website of pictures and videos of fully-clothed women popping balloons. From their demeanor, I don’t _think_ they knew that the intention of the photographer was to provide mastubatory material, but it’s clear that that was what it was for – god alone knows why. Or the transvestite guy who had dozens of photosets of him in various Tupperware Lady type business suits, showing a progression as he emptied every container in his kitchen over himself – a couple of rolls of film in each set. Or that weirdo that collects pictures of lost gloves. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/36 "2006-03-03T08:22:33Z")
I read an article by a SeaWorld employee about to have sex with dolphins once. Well, I’m not sure if it was SeaWorld, but he said he worked with dolphins. Very detailed and matter-of-fact, containing such words of warning such as (my paraphrasing) “Never let a male dolphin take you up the ass, you will die.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/37 "2006-03-03T08:24:58Z")
> [@raz](#): > > What the hell? How is the dolphin staying up there? It’s like he’s upside-down levitating onto the horse’s…um…nevermind. > > Another question: Who draws these things? Looking at them is funny enough but imagine someone taking time out of their day to 1) think of something so weird, 2) **sit down and actually draw it** , 3) color it, and 4) post it on the internet. > > Wow. **bolding** mine Of course, you realize that the ‘artistic’ process is an evolutionaly one. Not only did the artist draw it… they drew a rough sketch, tossed (heh!) out several incarnations, practiced drawing one certain part on a sketch-pad just to make sure they got the anatomy just right, and finally whittled the whole shebang (snerk) down to the final product you get to see. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/38 "2006-03-03T08:57:32Z")
Hot Wet Wild Sex! You’ve never seen such pure and unbridled animal passion! These blowhole babes are guaranteed to make your sperm whale spout! The greatest dick since Moby! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/39 "2006-03-03T09:12:10Z")
Stop that! It’s silly! Every time I think I’ve seen _everything_, you internet users manage to come up with some completely-unimagined twist that just boggles my mind. Look. I’m an artist. I’m supposed to be out there, exploring realms that would make the average housewife curl up and whimper. And you folk are makin’ me look like a frickin’ boy scout on Sunday! Sheesh! (Vore?!!! :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/40 "2006-03-03T09:19:17Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > (Vore?!!! :eek: ) Vore is nothing. Now, hard vore or “shed porn”, that’s something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=3)