# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/41 "2006-03-03T10:11:29Z")
You will be pleased to know that the cited site has escaped the muster of the Saudi censors. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/42 "2006-03-03T14:23:18Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > the cited site has escaped … Saudi censors. Say that 5 times fast… ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/43 "2006-03-03T15:20:17Z")
WHY are the dolphins doing a bondage thing? [http://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/bondagephin.jpg](http://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/bondagephin.jpg) Wait a minute… HOW are the dolphins doing a bondage thing?? They don’t even have HANDS! ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/44 "2006-03-03T15:33:20Z")
Why do I foresee echoes of this thread appearing in the SDMB future… something like “I love you like a dolphin”? And we have **AFG** to thank for spawning it, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/45 "2006-03-03T15:57:53Z")
> [@elfbabe](#): > > HOW are the dolphins doing a bondage thing?? > They don’t even have HANDS! Don’t you read the [news](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315)? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/46 "2006-03-03T17:10:21Z")
Geeze, what about [this one.](http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/baby_monkey_with_duck.jpg) It’s safe for work and from a different site. Cuteness Overload ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/47 "2006-03-03T17:13:51Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I tried, of course, to disable those links, but failed miserable. Mea culpa. Could a kind mod help me out? Or even a kinky mod? > > The first one is certainly NSFW. The second one… well, it’s certainly questionable. Below the reply field is a box that says “Additional Options.” Uncheck “Automatically parse links in text.” Just FYFR. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/48 "2006-03-03T17:32:49Z")
Man, the new Ecco the Dolphin game is weird… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/49 "2006-03-03T17:43:09Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > The picture in the OP really pales in comparison to the dolphin-mounting-a-shetland-pony further down the list. Why is the pony not shouting “Ooh, baby, give it to me!”? Could it be because he’s a little hoarse? ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/50 "2006-03-03T18:00:55Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > I read an article by a SeaWorld employee about to have sex with dolphins once. > > Well, I’m not sure if it was SeaWorld, but he said he worked with dolphins. Very detailed and matter-of-fact, containing such words of warning such as (my paraphrasing) “Never let a male dolphin take you up the ass, you will die.” > > :eek: I think you’re referring to was [dolphinsex.org](http://web.archive.org/web/20040926071437/http://www.dolphinsex.org/) (NSFW?); there was a thread on it some time ago, and people were debating whether it was real or just a joke. It doesn’t seem to be online anymore though. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/51 "2006-03-03T18:20:15Z")
I am going to open myself up to ridicule and admit that I drew a picture of two anthropomorphic rabbits gettin’ it on, once. Please note that it was _not_ for my own enjoyment. In college, was hired to illustrate a book for small children in which the main characters were rabbits. (The book was never published.) The style was very cartoony and twee, and one of my roommates kept bugging me, “Where’re their tits? I wanna see the bunny tits! C’mon, draw some boobs on her!” To get him off my back, I drew an explicit image of a female rabbit with big boobs making out with a very aroused male rabbit and gave it to him. He posted it on the wall of his room right above his computer. I hope it was just there for laughs . . . ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/52 "2006-03-03T18:33:28Z")
We need a better term for this sort of thing than internet perversion. I’ve heard “[webcest](http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2005/08/webcest.html)” as a candidate, but I’m not wild about it. I think I prefer “esexuality” (my own term). ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/53 "2006-03-03T20:21:24Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > Below the reply field is a box that says “Additional Options.” Uncheck “Automatically parse links in text.” Just FYFR. Ah, thank you. I often forget those additional options. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/54 "2006-03-03T21:28:21Z")
… crosses **Sunspace** and **The Weird One** off his list of “Artists to ask for commissions”… ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/55 "2006-03-03T23:12:55Z")
A nobody commented on the dolphin…erm, unloading, on himself. Makes the shetland pony stuff downright sensible. ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/56 "2006-03-03T23:15:49Z")
oh yeah, the link: http:// www.cetacean - [creations.com](http://creations.com) /xphins/phincum.jpg ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/57 "2006-03-03T23:37:53Z")
Wait…have we really gone this far without making a pun on the word “blow” in the title? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/58 "2006-03-04T00:15:35Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Wait…have we really gone this far without making a pun on the word “blow” in the title? :eek: It wouldn’t work! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/59 "2006-03-04T01:48:08Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Vore is nothing. Now, hard vore or “shed porn”, that’s something. What the fuck is “shed porn”? For that matter, what is “vore?” I once saw a site that was nothing but audio and video files of women sneezing. Fully clothed, partially clothed, it didn’t matter-sneeze porn. Takes all kinds. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/60 "2006-03-04T01:55:12Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > What the fuck is “shed porn”? For that matter, what is “vore?” Both are varieties of furry porn (which IIRC is also called “yiff”). Vore involves one character eating another. This is accomplished without death, injury, or pain. Either the characters are of vastly different sizes, or the eater has jaws, mouth and stomach which magically distend to accomodate the eatee. Shred involves a more realistic portrayal of ingestion. The eater bites bloody chunks out of the eatee and swallows them. These are just a few of the exciting things you can learn on Wikipedia! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=4)