# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/61 "2006-03-04T02:00:03Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > Oh, and this doesn’t seem to have much to do with arts and culture, so I’m moving this thread to MPSIMS, where it may continue to delight and horrify. Good Og, man, are you joking? I mean, just look up “Culture” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of a pony slamming a bottlenose there. This board is magic, I swear. I go away for a day when I come back, the thread is 10X better! I’m gonna have the giggles for the rest of the night now…😃 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/62 "2006-03-04T02:14:59Z")
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? It’s a Texan Squirrel in bukkake! [http://www.cartoonsxxx.net/diz2gallery75/nastyfetishpost-milfseekersearch-allporntoons.html](http://www.cartoonsxxx.net/diz2gallery75/nastyfetishpost-milfseekersearch-allporntoons.html) What upsets me most is that sponges do not have penises. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/63 "2006-03-04T02:20:53Z")
I think what disturbs me most is not the fact that those cartoons exist (though I’ll never see Snow White in quite the same way again) … it’s the fact that I didn’t simply _click_. I had to _cut and paste_ in a different window, and then … oh yes, and then press enter. Really, I have no one to blame but myself. After all … I was already subscribed to the thread. You had me at _Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka…_ ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/64 "2006-03-04T02:43:01Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? > > It’s a Texan Squirrel in bukkake! > [http://www.cartoonsxxx.net/diz2gallery75/nastyfetishpost-milfseekersearch-allporntoons.html](http://www.cartoonsxxx.net/diz2gallery75/nastyfetishpost-milfseekersearch-allporntoons.html) > > What upsets me most is that sponges do not have penises. Only $34.95 a month to see Winnie the Pooh slathering honey on Piglet’s pighood? Where do I sign up?? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/65 "2006-03-04T02:46:38Z")
**Amazon Floozy Goddess** You forgot to uncheck “automatically parse all links” when you quoted my post. You might want to ask a mod to fix that. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/66 "2006-03-04T04:24:13Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? > > It’s a Texan Squirrel in bukkake! > > What upsets me most is that sponges do not have penises. > **[Sponge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge)** > > Parazoa/Ahistozoa (sans Placozoa) > Sponges, the members of the phylum Porifera (/pəˈrɪfərə/; meaning 'pore bearer'), are a basal animal clade as a sister of the Diploblasts. They are multicellular organisms that have bodies full of pores and channels allowing water to circulate through them, consisting of jelly-like mesohyl sandwiched between two thin layers of cells. The branch of zoology that studies sponges is known as spongiology. > [@](#): > > Sponges are able to reproduce sexually or asexually. In sexual reproduction, semen is released from a sponge and floats through the water, where it is taken into a sponge with eggs and internal fertilization occurs. This produces a mobile larval stage of sponge. Asexual reproduction of sponges is through budding, where a small piece of sponge falls off of the main sponge and grows into a new one. I do remember seeing a documentary once that showed how sponges (or was it urchins?) were filmed in the act of releasing the semen and a white milky cloud actually covered the sea floor! That is because those critters reproduce at the same time. Of course the narrator then was just describing the scene as a matter of fact, but I always picture Jack Cousteau as the narrator looking at that and saying: _And soo we have ze marine creatures all wallowing in ze Bukkake… pervers_!! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/67 "2006-03-04T04:45:27Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > **Amazon Floozy Goddess** > > You forgot to uncheck “automatically parse all links” when you quoted my post. You might want to ask a mod to fix that. All done. Just a reminder, folks: please remember to follow the “two-click” rule when linking to sights unsafe for work. > [@](#): > > When posting a link to potentially shocking or offensive material, observe the “two click” rule - don’t link directly to the item, but rather to an intermediate page that in turns links to the item. If you’re not sure whether a link is appropriate, contact a moderator or administrator before posting it. Any user who feels a posted message is objectionable should contact the moderators of the affected forum by e-mail. Alternately, as **DocCathode** just mentioned, you can also post a link as long as you deselect “Automatically parse links in text”. This makes it a non-clickable URL, which eliminates any accidental browsing of offensive sites. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/68 "2006-03-04T14:46:08Z")
**Gigobuster** I sit corrected. I’ll have to study the Wikipedia entry. I thought sponges were essentially globs of single celled organisms, without differentation of any kind. So, those two sponges really are Spongebob’s parents. I always assumed that he budded from one, and that the other was just a lunatic who wandered in one day. ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/69 "2006-03-04T19:18:32Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Both are varieties of furry porn (which IIRC is also called “yiff”). Vore involves one character eating another. This is accomplished without death, injury, or pain. Either the characters are of vastly different sizes, or the eater has jaws, mouth and stomach which magically distend to accomodate the eatee. I should point out that this isn’t just confined to the furry fandom - it’s not at all uncommon in hentai with human female characters, although the more scientific-sounding term “gynophagy” is generally used. Defending the indefensible is fun! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/70 "2006-03-05T01:13:10Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > I read an article by a SeaWorld employee about to have sex with dolphins once. > > Well, I’m not sure if it was SeaWorld, but he said he worked with dolphins. Very detailed and matter-of-fact, containing such words of warning such as (my paraphrasing) “Never let a male dolphin take you up the ass, you will die.” > > :eek: There has been once a link provided in QG (If I’m not mistaken) to a page very similar to what you’re describing. Many detail about the sexual life and behavior of dolphins, how to approach them, how to findout whether they’re aroused or not, how to masturbate them (male and female), how to have sex with them, the do’s and don’t, etc… Puzzling but I found it very interesting all the same. I unfortunately deleted my old favorites links since, so I cant give it. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/71 "2006-03-05T01:17:46Z")
> [@Tevildo](#): > > I should point out that this isn’t just confined to the furry fandom - And “furry” fandoms would be?? ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/72 "2006-03-05T01:41:26Z")
> [@clairobscur](#): > > And “furry” fandoms would be?? Most authorities would consider the site in the OP to be an example, although a precise definition is impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/73 "2006-03-05T03:15:56Z")
Oh man, speaking balloon popping, I just remembered a few more: Don’t know if it is real or just a joke (like bonsai kittens) but there was a website my friend and I saw that involved fully-clothed women stomping on cell phones. Absolutely hysterical in its randomness. Another one was women farting. You heard me, they had clips with a woman perched on some dresser ripping them out one after another. From the gamut of fetishes and porn niches, I jokingly told my friend once that it is only a matter of time before they get to clown porn. Come on! Those little cars? They could have gang bangs in there. All 20 of them. Boy was I surprised (well, maybe not so surprised) when [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com) did a Horrors of Porn review on, you guessed it, Clown Porn :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/74 "2006-03-05T05:04:06Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > I read an article by a SeaWorld employee about to have sex with dolphins once. > > Well, I’m not sure if it was SeaWorld, but he said he worked with dolphins. Very detailed and matter-of-fact, containing such words of warning such as (my paraphrasing) “Never let a male dolphin take you up the ass, you **will** die.” > > :eek: It’s the will in that sentence that’s bothering me. I mean, how does he **know**? I mean, sure, after the death of the first guy, your going to be thinking that death is a distinct possibility and at the second guys funeral you probably willing to admit theres quite a decent chance. But **will die**? How can you ever be sure? > [@Sunspace](#): > > that would make the average housewife curl up and whimper. fap fap fap fap fap… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/75 "2006-03-05T21:41:27Z")
Now I’m reminded of the episode of _King of the Hill_ where Hank almost gets raped by a dolphin. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/76 "2006-03-05T23:29:28Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Now I’m reminded of the episode of _King of the Hill_ where Hank almost gets raped by a dolphin. It’s the new unseen threat these days - dolphin rape. Think about it - a girl’s sitting on the couch with her dolphin date. They’re making out, nothing really heavy, maybe first base. He’s going “Eeeeuuur! Eeeee! Eeeee!” softly in her ear, she’s kissing his blowhole…suddenly he pushes her down and begins tearing off her clothes with his teeth. “No! Stop!” she screams, but the dolphin just sneers and squeaks, “If you didn’t want it, you shouldn’t have ordered the fancy salad at dinner.” It’s just a matter of time before they start profiling the slippery buggers on America’s Most Wanted. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/77 "2006-03-06T01:08:34Z")
I am shocked, shocked that someone would use the Web for such immoral porpises! [sub][sub][sub][sub]Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka-Flipper-Flicka[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] What? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/78 "2006-03-06T01:12:57Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > From the gamut of fetishes and porn niches, I jokingly told my friend once that it is only a matter of time before they get to clown porn. Come on! Those little cars? They could have gang bangs in there. All 20 of them. Boy was I surprised (well, maybe not so surprised) when [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com) did a Horrors of Porn review on, you guessed it, Clown Porn :eek: Wow, do you have good timing. Someone on my LiveJournal friendslist posted the following today, which he ganked from Craigslist (presumably because he thought it was funny): Like clowns? Like making porn? Reply to: [pers-139255568@craigslist.org](mailto:pers-139255568@craigslist.org) Date: 2006-03-05, 2:12PM PST Then you’ll LOVE making Clown Porn! Three jolly guys with big shoes and honking noses seeking three or more jolly women for Clown-tivities. We’ll provide a/v gear, a release form, and other equipment… \*\<8^) we’ll tape, act, and author a DVD (free copies for you of course). Sadly, he did not include the link to the original post, but there you go. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/79 "2006-03-06T02:18:07Z")
> [@Shalmanese](#): > > It’s the will in that sentence that’s bothering me. I mean, how does he **know**? I mean, sure, after the death of the first guy, your going to be thinking that death is a distinct possibility and at the second guys funeral you probably willing to admit theres quite a decent chance. But **will die**? How can you ever be sure? I paraphrased, it was more like “Dolphin penises are ten times larger than human rectums; Tab A does NOT fit inside Slot B.” I think I found it through deviantART (was there ever a more appropriate name?) though, not the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/80 "2006-03-06T02:21:53Z")
> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#): > > I paraphrased, it was more like “Dolphin penises are ten times larger than human rectums; Tab A does NOT fit inside Slot B.” Not even with KY? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=5)