# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/101 "2006-05-26T04:17:23Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] Remember: For anything you can imagine, no matter how disgusting or outre, there is at least one person who will enjoy masturbating over it. [/QUOTE] The Kids in the Hall sketch about the bellybutton depth contest led me to search for belly button sex. I was both disappointed and not disappointed at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/102 "2006-05-26T05:36:55Z")
[QUOTE=Lumpy] Checked out the links- sorry, only so-so by internet standards. To name just one example, there’s the furry artwork of Doug Winger featuring, among other things, monstrously endowed hermaphrodite horse-people. [/QUOTE] Yep. I had to Google, didn’t I? Just had to Google. Started reading the thread at the bottom, and just had to Google. Stupid Firefox, so easy to select text and right click and Google. Yep. Just _had_ to Google him, didn’t I? GIANT monstrously endowed hermaphrodite horse-people engaging in sexual practises. Yep. Just had to Google. My dreams should be interesting tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/103 "2006-05-26T06:17:56Z")
Too bad sex with humans just won’t stack up to the clydesdales of your dreams… You and the pony…you holding his ear…trotting along an open field with “So Happy Together” playing in the background… …then the music switches to a porn groove. Penis ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/104 "2006-05-26T06:19:00Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Too bad sex with humans just won’t stack up to the clydesdales of your dreams… You and the pony..you holding his ear…trotting along an open field with “So Happy Together” playing in the background… …then the music switches to a porn groove. Penis ensues. [/QUOTE] You owe my employer a new keyboard now. I just snarfed water all over the damned thing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/105 "2006-05-26T06:24:20Z")
You are most certainly welcome. Glad I could anthromorphose you into a sprinkler. Now you can water the open field that \ ***Savannah** and **Ferdinand the Wonder Pony** are traipsing through. \*maybe they’re passing through a savannah instead of a field? Maybe **Savannah** is going to get passed through. Okay. That’s it. I’m going to bed. I’m obviously a bit punchy here. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/106 "2006-05-26T17:58:55Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] What upsets me most is that sponges do not have penises. [/QUOTE] What, and starfish and crabs do? ---
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/107 "2006-05-26T18:23:32Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] I frequent Portal of Evil… If I live to be 100, I will never understand how there can possibly be people out there who would fap to this… 😕 [/QUOTE] You frequent a site called “Portal of Evil” and are taken aback by the fact that _other people_ are perverted? Spoken like a woman. WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/108 "2006-05-26T18:41:18Z")
[QUOTE=Malienation] You frequent a site called “Portal of Evil” and are taken aback by the fact that _other people_ are perverted? Spoken like a woman. WTF? [/QUOTE] I agree. You can’t go trolling for sharks and then scream “Oh crap! SHARKS!!” when you see one. I vote to change **AFG** ’s name to “ **Shark Troller** ”. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/109 "2006-05-26T18:47:01Z")
[QUOTE=Malienation] You frequent a site called “Portal of Evil” and are taken aback by the fact that _other people_ are perverted? Spoken like a woman. WTF? [/QUOTE] The site isn’t what the name implies. It’s a showcase of awful links from around the web, presented for passerby to roll eyes, laugh or barf at. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/110 "2006-05-26T19:05:06Z")
Ah. It’s the internets’s PT Barnum freak show. Word. You may keep your original screenname, dear **Floozy**. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/111 "2006-05-26T19:06:20Z")
_whew_ ---
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/112 "2006-05-26T19:40:52Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] The site isn’t what the name implies. It’s a showcase of awful links from around the web, presented for passerby to roll eyes, laugh or barf at. [/QUOTE] Ummmm…thus making my point. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/113 "2006-05-26T20:14:00Z")
I cannot believe this thread has gone for three pages, including returning from a near-death state, without someone saying it. “I, for one, welcome our…um, ceteacean equinophiliac bondage-loving overlords.” No matter how I say it, I want to claw my eyes out… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/114 "2006-05-26T20:19:52Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] The site isn’t what the name implies. It’s a showcase of awful links from around the web, presented for passerby to roll eyes, laugh or barf at. [/QUOTE] Or it is put there for easy one-stop shopping for the erotic, err, I mean SICK! Ya, they are SICK SICK SICK! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/115 "2006-05-26T21:20:12Z")
All I can say is this is making my private stash of cable-newswoman foot-fetish fanfic seem like good wholesome healthy fun. You’ll notice I didn’t say “clean.” ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/116 "2006-05-26T21:48:12Z")
The funniest porn I have ever seen is Punchie the dog humping a stuffed Pikachu. The music was a stroke of genius. http:// [gorillamask.net/punchie.shtml](http://gorillamask.net/punchie.shtml) (I put a space between the // and gorillamask, shouldn’t post as a link..) Oh, and of course, there’s [Hal & his new girlfriend](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/24/dip.DTL&o=0) (totally work safe link, I promise). ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/117 "2006-05-27T00:15:07Z")
PoE isn’t about perversions. Perversions show up in PoE because the purveyors of such perversions are usually sad, broken-hedded, special, unique snowflakes of CRAZY, and they aren’t scared of spurting that crazy all over everything their sticky fingers touch. It’s like a wonderful, rainbow train-wreck of sad, lonely, pathetic and butter. If ever I feel out of place, I go to PoE. Sometimes you’ve got to look at the bottom of the barrel to realise that yes, you are actually still pretty normal. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/118 "2006-05-27T02:07:44Z")
Okay, that’s it. The internet not only contains things more perverse than I imagine, it contains things more perverse than I _can_ imagine. Still, the democratic hierarchy-sidestepping communications freedom _more_ than makes up for it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/119 "2006-05-27T02:51:04Z")
[QUOTE=Tevildo] … crosses **Sunspace** and **The Weird One** off his list of “Artists to ask for commissions”… [/QUOTE] So does that mean you don’t want those scans out of my sketchbook, then? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/120 "2006-05-27T03:51:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo] PoE isn’t about perversions. […] It’s like a wonderful, rainbow train-wreck of sad, lonely, pathetic and butter. [/QUOTE] Are we sure we want these people to have lubricants? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=7)