# Internet perversion blows my mind again...(TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789 "2006-03-02T18:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/121 "2006-05-27T03:58:39Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Are we sure we want these people to have lubricants? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Shit yeah. If they don’t have it, they can’t invent the new sexual maneuvers that we all pick on (and sometimes wish we could pull off). I am, after all, the foremost authority around here on weird sexual maneuvers. _showing off my championship belt_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/122 "2006-05-27T04:25:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I am, after all, the foremost authority around here on weird sexual maneuvers. _showing off my championship belt_ [/QUOTE] Is _that_ what that is… ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/123 "2006-05-27T04:27:11Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Is _that_ what that is… [/QUOTE] And all this time we thought it was a rash! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/124 "2006-05-27T04:31:32Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess] And all this time we thought it was a rash! [/QUOTE] Y’know, there’re ways to treat that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/125 "2006-05-27T04:49:33Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Is _that_ what that is… [/QUOTE] I..er…yeah! It’s a belt!..a…belt… It just..you know…oozes pus. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/126 "2006-05-27T08:48:18Z")
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo] It’s like a wonderful, rainbow train-wreck of sad, lonely, pathetic and butter. [/QUOTE] You mean [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=363458&highlight=mercotan+butter) guy has Internet access? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/127 "2006-05-27T10:36:23Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] What, and starfish and crabs do? [/QUOTE] As far as I know, male crabs do have an organ that pops out and shoots semen ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/128 "2006-05-27T12:48:58Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] As far as I know, male crabs do have an organ that pops out and shoots semen [/QUOTE] Hm, well, if you really want to know, it can get a bit more kinky than that in the crustacean world. Here is how some [lobsters](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/08/0824_040824_lobster.html) do it. It involves regular beatings, urinating and bare skin :eek: (the link is safe, I promise) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/129 "2006-05-27T13:45:34Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Okay, that’s it. The internet not only contains things more perverse than I imagine, it contains things more perverse than I _can_ imagine. [/QUOTE] \*\*universe : bizarre | internet : \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \*\* a) frustrating b) perverse c) squamous d) kidney-shaped **ANSWER: b) perverse** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/130 "2006-05-27T14:42:34Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] \*\*universe : bizarre | internet : \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \*\* a) frustrating b) perverse c) squamous d) kidney-shaped **ANSWER: b) perverse** [/QUOTE] Aw crap. You mean it’s not kidney shaped? Where’s my eraser? ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/131 "2006-05-27T14:53:15Z")
[QUOTE=Incubus] Yeah, there are some weird fetishes. Vore is pretty bizarre- basically erotic pictures of anthromorphic animals eating each other. Some pictures are downright funny, though. I saw one where it was a shrimp reading a porno magazine. No sex, beastiality or anything like that, just some shrimp reading a porno. [/QUOTE] Um…cite? What? Like you weren’t thinking it? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/132 "2006-05-27T20:02:58Z")
\*A horse is a horse, of course, of course, with which dolphins do not have intercourse, that is, of course, unless the horse, is the famous Mr. Ed! Go right to the source and check the horse, you’ll see if he’s hung like a horse, of course, which Flipper seeks as a semen source, the horny Mr. Ed! Flipper rolls on her back and squeaks while Ed, he pounds away, and afterwards they’ll take a break then get it on some other way. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, which dolphins prefer as a sex resource they screw while showing no remorse, and listen to this, “Flipper, give me head!” \* ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/133 "2006-05-28T00:30:18Z")
Those links on the first page to [cetacean-creations.com](http://cetacean-creations.com) don’t work for me… I just get a 1x1 pixel image according to FF. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/134 "2006-05-28T00:39:45Z")
**ChaoticBear** are you complaining or bragging? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/135 "2006-05-28T00:54:21Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] **ChaoticBear** are you complaining or bragging? [/QUOTE] Complaining. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/136 "2006-05-28T11:11:32Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] As far as I know, male crabs do have an organ that pops out and shoots semen [/QUOTE] Huh. Did not know that. What about the starfish? Eh? Eh? Eh? ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/137 "2006-05-28T11:46:42Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] Huh. Did not know that. What about the starfish? Eh? Eh? Eh? [/QUOTE] Nope, starfish do’nt have a twang but have to wath Flipper and Mr. Ed do it to release their “gametes” in the surrounding watermasses. Yup, a bit like the sponges. Can get quite messy. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/138 "2006-05-28T20:21:25Z")
The following image is titled “Grey Whales ready for mating” I found it through Google Images. I don’t think that’s a flipper sticking up out of the water! 😃 > **[Redirect Notice](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.albertvisage.com%2Fimages%2Fjpg_med%2FMAR-WHA-009.jpg&imgrefurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.albertvisage.com%2F%3Fl%3Den%26m%3Dmedium%26mp%3DMAR-WHA-009&h=300&w=459&sz=29&tbnid=O7Gu1d1AanwheM:&tbnh=81&tbnw=125&hl=en&start=44&prev=%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dwhales%2Bmating%26start%3D40%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/139 "2006-05-28T23:19:00Z")
[QUOTE=Baker] The following image is titled “Grey Whales ready for mating” I found it through Google Images. I don’t think that’s a flipper sticking up out of the water! 😃 [/QUOTE] :eek: Yike! What a… tentacle! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789/140 "2006-05-28T23:23:41Z")
[QUOTE=Baker] The following image is titled “Grey Whales ready for mating” I found it through Google Images. I don’t think that’s a flipper sticking up out of the water! [/QUOTE] _sniff_ I love the internet so much. What a wondrous age we live in. Just ten years ago, if a person wondered what a whale penis looked like, they’d have to do some actual work to find out. Most people never got to see a whale penis in their whole lives. Now, anyone can see a whale penis whenever they like. One might say everyone has a whale penis at their beck and call day and night. Did Albert Einstein or Richard Feynman even dare to dream of such a thing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-perversion-blows-my-mind-again-tmi/346789.md?page=8)