# Internet Porn Connesuirs, question for you. (TMI)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 1, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336 "2003-03-01T05:14:08Z")
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### Author: ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/1 "2003-03-01T05:14:08Z")

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I have been enjoying the free porn on the net for the last6 years or so. One staple of the net porn industry has always seemed to be the dogfart or blacksonblondes pictures. I have noticed that the blacksonblondes brand seems to have withered away.

What happened with this? It used to be that every picture that was described as black guy, white girl was 90% of the time you would get a 4 pic shot from BoB with some hot chick and a guy swinging 10+ inches of pipe but now it is just second rate wannabes who can’t even get hard.

I’d say only 10% of the pics I see now are from this fine organization. What caused the change?

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### Author: ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/2 "2003-03-01T05:15:44Z")

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And where the hell did that site get so many different hot chick to engage in those activities with those loggers?

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### Author: ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/3 "2003-03-01T05:22:06Z")

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_suspicious_

Are you _high_?

🙂

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### Author: ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/4 "2003-03-01T12:26:39Z")

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Jumpin’ Jeezus. Xeorox stock has withered to nothingness, United Airlines is insolvent, and skilled production is packing up and moving to mainland PRC… and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times?

Find your own porn. And FTR, ‘[one race] fucks [fair haired people of another race]’ just sounds a bit off to me. I’m not sure what Freud would say, but I’m sure it would be interesting.

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### Author: ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/5 "2003-03-01T13:55:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Waverly \*  
> \*\*…and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times? \*\*

Heh-heh. In a porn thread, **Waverly** wrote _hard_.

Heh-heh. 😛

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### Author: ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/6 "2003-03-01T13:57:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \*  
> \*\*What happened with this? It used to be that every picture that was described as black guy, white girl was 90% of the time you would get a 4 pic shot from BoB with some hot chick and a guy swinging 10+ inches of pipe but now it is just second rate wannabes who can’t even get hard. \*\*

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> _Originally posted by Waverly_  
> **…and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times?**

Besides, I think that’s his point. They no longer do fall on anything hard.

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### Author: ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/7 "2003-03-01T16:00:08Z")

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Well, Skippy, now that you have ruined a portion of my fun, go learn something:

Main Entry: [sup]1[/sup]pun  
Pronunciation: 'p&n  
Function: _noun_  
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble – more at PUNCTILIO  
Date: 1662  
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound - _taken from Merriam-Webster’s online_

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### Author: ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/8 "2003-03-01T16:23:30Z")

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I can’t remember the last time I actually downloaded pictures. Getting home-made movie clips off Gnutella is just somehow more _satisfying_  
I never understood the appeal of blacks on blonds, either.

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### Author: ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/9 "2003-03-01T16:32:08Z")

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Now, **Waverly** , don’t get your panties all in a bunch just because I was having a little pun of my own. 🙂

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/10 "2003-03-01T16:36:55Z")

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Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex?

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### Author: ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/11 "2003-03-01T16:43:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\*Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex? \*\*

I’m a pervert, but I admit there are some things even I don’t want to know.

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### Author: ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/12 "2003-03-01T17:56:56Z")

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[quote]  
_Originally posted by Biggirl_  
Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex?[/quote[

Damnit, why the hell did my school learn us to use “context clues”?

My mind! My mind!

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### Author: ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/13 "2003-03-01T19:50:22Z")

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Heh. Heh-heh. She said ‘punctillo.’

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### Author: ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/14 "2003-03-01T20:03:22Z")

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Being the speculative kind of guy I am, I’d presume **dogfart sex** to be of the movie form, such that while Rin-Tin-Tin is hammering away, the soundtrack captures the canine flatus moment.

Hmmm. Although a very open-minded soul, I wouldn’t find much interest in _Phideaux Cuts the Cheese_. I’ll pass, thanks.

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### Author: ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/15 "2003-03-01T20:30:27Z")

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I’m just amused that a perfectly legitimate (if off-the-wall) question can be asked on this board in which the classic chorus of all Dopers, _ **"Cite?!?"** _, would be highly frowned on by the Mods!

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### Author: ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/16 "2003-03-01T20:38:54Z")

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Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions? FTR, Dogfart is part of BoB I think. I always saw them together.

Funny thing about BoB is that only like half the chicks that are getting pounded in those pics are blondes.

The BoB portfolio has me wondering if the “fact” that black guys aren’t packing more heat than white guys on avg is bunk. I rarely saw the same black dudes in these pics and none of these guys was packing under 8 or 9 inches. You RARELY see white porn stars with 9, let alone bigger.

Whats the scoop here?

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### Author: ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/17 "2003-03-01T20:50:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> \*\*I’m just amused that a perfectly legitimate (if off-the-wall) question can be asked on this board in which the classic chorus of all Dopers, _ **"Cite?!?"** _, would be highly frowned on by the Mods! \*\*

Google search?

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### Author: ![Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantone_Swatchbook)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/18 "2003-03-01T21:31:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \*  
> \*\*Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions? FTR, Dogfart is part of BoB I think. I always saw them together.
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> Funny thing about BoB is that only like half the chicks that are getting pounded in those pics are blondes.
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> The BoB portfolio has me wondering if the “fact” that black guys aren’t packing more heat than white guys on avg is bunk. I rarely saw the same black dudes in these pics and none of these guys was packing under 8 or 9 inches. You RARELY see white porn stars with 9, let alone bigger.
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> Whats the scoop here? \*\*

Almost none of them, black OR white have 9 inch penises. The largest one in the BoB’s storied history was probably Lexington Steele, advertised as anywhere between 10 - 14 inches. He is in fact, about 9. I’d be surprised if he was 9.5 inches. But on camera, it sure seems believeable that it could be 12. The easiest way to gauge these things is to compare objects on screen with the penis - such as the woman’s hands or face. They usually fall within certain strict size ranges and make it easy to make an approximate guess.

There have been VERY few 10 inch porn stars. John Holmes is one. Long Dong Silver is another, although he was even larger. but incapable of maintaining an erection. Both have been advertised as being as large as 14 inches.

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### Author: ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/19 "2003-03-01T21:43:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \*  
> \*\*Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions? \*\*

[blacksonblondes.com](http://blacksonblondes.com) through WhoIs reveals CostNet. Googling reveals a suit and judgement against CostNet.

Suggest you try [blacks-on-blondes.com](http://blacks-on-blondes.com) by Stargate Communications, Inc.

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### Author: ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/20 "2003-03-01T21:44:26Z")

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I think you need to spend a little more time on BoB my friend because I know how to gauge size on camera and I know that there are at least 3-4 different black dudes featured on there who are at least 9 inches if not 10. Heres why I think so (TMI)

Chick has 2 hands, with space between them, wrapped around the member as well as the head in her mouth. There is at least 9-10 inches just to do that I am sure. Figure a hand is gonna be 3.5-4 inches wide.

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