# Internet Porn Connesuirs, question for you. (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 1, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336 "2003-03-01T05:14:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/21 "2003-03-01T21:44:39Z")
There are many words in the OP that I do not understand. I second the person that said “are you high?”. I’m sure **Stinkpalm** doesn’t want this bumped, so let’s just leave this thread alone shall we? ---
**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/22 "2003-03-01T21:49:42Z")
P.S. CostNet also owns [ArabicNewspaper.com](http://ArabicNewspaper.com) so now we know where _those guys_ got their funding from. You! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/23 "2003-03-01T21:53:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\* > I’m sure **Stinkpalm** doesn’t want this bumped, so let’s just leave this thread alone shall we? \*\* What the fuck is the point of this post? Threads die a natural death, they don’t need a “thread worthiness judge” to decide whether they should live or die. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/24 "2003-03-01T22:06:31Z")
**samarm** not judging. **samarm** make weak joke. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/25 "2003-03-01T22:10:49Z")
Stop with the weak jokes otherwise I will schedule you for a photo shoot over at BoB where you will get slapped around with 10" weapons of destruction! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/26 "2003-03-01T22:21:33Z")
If I had to choose the things I most DIDN’T want to see in porn, I think “dog fart” would be pretty high on the list. Below “teratoma,” but still up there. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/27 "2003-03-01T22:23:22Z")
Well, at least we know how he got his username… (-: ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/28 "2003-03-01T22:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > Figure a hand is gonna be 3.5-4 inches wide. What kind of girls have you been dating? Didn’t Jerry Seinfeld date that girl in one episode? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/29 "2003-03-01T22:54:34Z")
Mmmm… gorilla love. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/30 "2003-03-01T22:54:54Z")
> [@](#): > > What kind of girls have you been dating? Imagine the hand wrapped around a penis, and Sinkpalm’s figure becomes more accurate. (There’s a pun in there somewhere, and I dare not try to find it.) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/31 "2003-03-01T23:02:11Z")
OK, but why does it stink? ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/32 "2003-03-01T23:10:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > Imagine the hand wrapped around a penis, and Sinkpalm’s figure becomes more accurate. An adult male’s hand sure, but a female’s? I just can’t see that. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/33 "2003-03-01T23:19:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulmurk \* > \*\*What kind of girls have you been dating? > > Didn’t Jerry Seinfeld date that girl in one episode? \*\* :eek: Manhands! ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/34 "2003-03-01T23:23:41Z")
My hands are 3 1/4 inches wide, and I don’t have man-hands. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/35 "2003-03-01T23:24:58Z")
Classic Seinfeld. Lot’s of episodes had similar themes, e.g. the low talker. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/36 "2003-03-01T23:30:21Z")
I saw a picture of a guy holding a 130-pound house cat, so don’t try to tell me they can’t get that large. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/37 "2003-03-01T23:50:47Z")
Aren’t the pics vidcaps and therefore copyright infringement unless they’ve made a deal with the companies that released the DVDs? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/38 "2003-03-02T00:13:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam Stone \* > \*\*Well, at least we know how he got his username… > > (-: \*\* _lmao_ I was thinking as I clicked on the thread…‘Hmmm, a porn post with that username is just so apropos!’ _giggle_ and just for my own personal info (although this may require TMI), why is a black guy with a blonde especially hot? I am a very pale brunette with a West Indian/Guyanese husband. Does this make us hot? Can we make money now? _g_ I am only kidding, really! ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/39 "2003-03-02T00:52:28Z")
I suppose if you were getting hammered with 10" of black meat then it would. lol. Seriously though, the BoB stuff amzes me because, compared to most net porn, the women they get to bang are normally pretty good looking. I am wondering how they get these chicks to do these deeds. Lots of shots fo these chicks taking the rocket up the chute. They must have to work up to those shots. I just don’t know how these guys are not major porn stars because they pack more heat than any white star I have seen. And these guys look like they work out too, so they are ripped. ---
**Author:** ![Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantone_Swatchbook)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/40 "2003-03-02T01:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\* > > I just don’t know how these guys are not major porn stars because they pack more heat than any white star I have seen. And these guys look like they work out too, so they are ripped. \*\* Actually, Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels are popular porn stars who have done plenty of work outside of BoB. They are however, shunned from the more mainstream productions like Vivid due to racial issues - the big name porn starlets are discouraged from doing interracial scenes; just the nature of the industry. You should read Lexington Steele’s thoughts about this, do a google newsgroups search on him - he is VERY outspoken about these issues, and quite eloquent; he does have a masters degree, and is not the typical airhead with a large cock. Also, to dispell your idea about these gentlemen having 10+ inch cocks, read this highly informative [thread](http://www.peforum.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4392) concerning the distorted illusion of large penises in porn. The level of research conducted by the guy borders on the obsessively scientific and is quite eye opening. He addresses the myth of foot-long penises, which is quite frankly that - a myth. He also goes into detail about why black porn stars SEEM larger than their white counterparts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336.md?page=3)