# Internet Porn Connesuirs, question for you. (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 1, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336 "2003-03-01T05:14:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/41 "2003-03-02T04:06:10Z")
HEY! Watch those links! I coulda been at work when I clicked that! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/42 "2003-03-02T06:46:58Z")
All discussions of legality aside (because I really have no idea) for the moment: Dogfart, in this case, is the internet handle (screen name, in SDMB parlance) of a particular fella, who is, or at least was, involved in some way or another with the distribution of “free internet porn” as discussed in the OP. I don’t know if he was the photographer, star, or simply the man who owned the rights to the photo sets emblazoned with his name. His handle is in no way indicative of the content of said porn. No dogs allowed, so to speak. Carry on. [sub]I have no idea if he’s releasing more, less, or no porn at all, compared to his past efforts. I can also not comment on the release schedule of “blacksonblondes.” Sorry 'bout that, **Stinkpalm**.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/43 "2003-03-02T07:22:43Z")
Since we are talkin’ 'bout porn here, does anyone actually get off from the money shot to the girl’s face or bukkake? I just don’t get it (i am from the school that one penis in the pictures is one penis too many, i just want to see the girl naked, thank you, not being torn in half or drown in cum) ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/44 "2003-03-02T07:53:33Z")
Well, Tars, I particularly like to see the people involved in the porn I view to either A: really be enjoying it or B: be very, very good at pretending to enjoy it. I don’t particularly ascribe to the money shot, but a nice heavy ejaculation on the part of the guy is an indicator that he did get some enjoyment out of it. I get a similar enjoyment by seeing a girl that’s nice and moist 'round the pearly gates. ---
**Author:** ![Cephalopod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Cephalopod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cephalopod)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/45 "2003-03-02T20:27:07Z")
Where do they (ie, the porn industry in general) find the seemingly endless stream of women willing to have sex with them on camera. This is a HUGE mystery to me and any insight would be appreciated. Thanks, C’Pod ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/46 "2003-03-02T21:04:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\*Stop with the weak jokes otherwise I will schedule you for a photo shoot over at BoB where you will get slapped around with 10" weapons of destruction! 😉 \*\* hey, **Stinkpalm** , i got a joke for ya… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/47 "2003-03-03T03:57:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*Dogfart, in this case, is the internet handle (screen name, in SDMB parlance) of a particular fella, who is, or at least was, involved in some way or another with the distribution of “free internet porn” as discussed in the OP. I don’t know if he was the photographer, star, or simply the man who owned the rights to the photo sets emblazoned with his name. > \*\* All of Dogfarts pictures of captures from movies that are for sale at any adult film site. I don’t think that he/they has/have ever taken credit for being a producer or photographer. Dogfart is basically a retail ‘brand name’. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/48 "2003-03-03T03:57:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Since we are talkin’ 'bout porn here, does anyone actually get off from the money shot to the girl’s face or bukkake? I just don’t get it (i am from the school that one penis in the pictures is one penis too many, i just want to see the girl naked, thank you, not being torn in half or drown in cum) Obviously individual tastes are very different, but I think without the money shot there is no sense of completion to the sexual act… it’s rather bothersome. ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/49 "2003-03-03T04:11:54Z")
It is more bothersome to watch someone strenously jerking off for ever and ever and ever while she has her mouth open in faux anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/50 "2003-03-03T04:15:52Z")
Does posting in this thread permanently label me as an “Internet porn connoisseur?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Pantone\_Swatchbook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantone_Swatchbook)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/51 "2003-03-03T04:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cephalopod \* > \*\*Where do they (ie, the porn industry in general) find the seemingly endless stream of women willing to have sex with them on camera. > > This is a HUGE mystery to me and any insight would be appreciated. > > Thanks, > C’Pod \*\* The less reputable companies put out ads like “models wanted”, which may or may not include the adult-oriented aspect. There are millions of girls out there dying for a lucky break or just some easy way to make money. Or the guys just cruise around handing out business cards to hot chicks. The larger productions have lines of young ladies with portfolios in hand beating down the office doors begging for a big-time opportunity. Essentially, its a great job. Good pay, disease-free sex with men that can perform, and lots of fun. I’m surprised more girls don’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/52 "2003-03-03T06:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by litost \* > \*\*Does posting in this thread permanently label me as an “Internet porn connoisseur?” > > :eek: \*\* Yes! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/53 "2003-03-03T06:33:46Z")
We have got to start locking the medicine cabinet when **Tars** is around, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/54 "2003-03-03T07:05:02Z")
**Tars** : Gooba Gabba, Gooba Gabba, man. [sub]We accept you, we accept you…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/55 "2003-03-03T07:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Where do they (ie, the porn industry in general) find the seemingly endless stream of women willing to have sex with them on camera. Chatsworth, CA. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/56 "2003-03-03T18:13:21Z")
I have to close my eyes if they show a facial, or I come quite close to throwing up. It’s just not something I want to SEE. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/57 "2003-03-03T18:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cephalopod \* > \*\*Where do they (ie, the porn industry in general) find the seemingly endless stream of women willing to have sex with them on camera. > > This is a HUGE mystery to me and any insight would be appreciated. \*\* Cinemax is showing a reality TV show (which I usually hate) called “Family Business” about Seymore Butts, his porn production company, and his personal life. I saw it for the first time last night and one of the problems they ran into was that they were 1 scene short for a “squirting” video they were making (they had promised “over 2 hours!” on the boxcover) and needed one more scene to round it out. Seymore’s cousin Stevie (who reminded me of a young Grandpa Munster) wound up going to a bunch of strip clubs in LA in the morning, getting lap dances and such, and asking girls if they “squirted” or knew anyone who did. He finally found a girl who knew someone who did and got her to star in the video. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Cephalopod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Cephalopod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cephalopod)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336/58 "2003-03-03T20:21:29Z")
Thanks for your replies Pantone, Spoofe and Mojo. Very illuminating. Maybe I can convince some friends to join me in a joint venture. Start our own gonzo porn studio. Although it might conflict with my 70+ hour a week job. And would probably get me fired even if I could find the time. Too bad I don’t get Cinemax! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-porn-connesuirs-question-for-you-tmi/158336.md?page=2)