# Internet Search

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707 "2001-01-25T13:05:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![WiredGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@WiredGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WiredGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/1 "2001-01-25T13:05:35Z")

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Try this. Go to [http://www.google.com](http://www.google.com) and do a search for “dumb motherfucker” and look at the first result. 🙂

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/2 "2001-01-25T13:16:48Z")

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/3 "2001-01-26T04:20:28Z")

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Oh dearie, dearie me. Does this mean our friend Google has turned political? Whatever could this mean?

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/4 "2001-01-26T07:07:00Z")

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For extra fun, you might want to try “crackhead,” “george sucks” and “subliminable.”

While not relevant, “jesus” and “evil” are also worth a look.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/5 "2001-01-26T13:09:45Z")

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If you actually click on the link you see a message:

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> (Note: If you have arrived at this site through inappropriate references via a search engine, please be assured that we did not utilize this language in our site, our HTML, nor in our internet promotion of this site. What happened was the result of a malicious act and we are pursuing remedies through the efforts of our staff and attorneys.)

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-search/51707/6 "2001-01-26T14:41:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> \*\*If you actually click on the link you see a message:
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> > (Note: If you have arrived at this site through inappropriate references via a search engine, please be assured that we did not utilize this language in our site, our HTML, nor in our internet promotion of this site. What happened was the result of a malicious act and we are pursuing remedies through the efforts of our staff and attorneys.)
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Yeah, and all that porn laying around the White House was left by the Clintons.