# Interrogation in Abbottabad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interrogation-in-abbottabad/580712>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interrogation-in-abbottabad/580712 "2011-05-04T16:55:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interrogation-in-abbottabad/580712/1 "2011-05-04T16:55:26Z")

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TERRORIST: “Khu is our cell leader, Khwatt is our bomb-maker, Idunneh-noh is our pilot . . .”

INTERROGATOR: “Goddammit, answer the question! Who is your cell leader?!”

TERRORIST: “Right!”

[waterboarding ensues]

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/interrogation-in-abbottabad/580712/2 "2011-05-05T21:47:57Z")

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[“‘Abbottobad’ sounds like the name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place where they would love to kill bin Laden.”](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-may-2-2011/big-deady)

– John Stewart