# Intimidation: the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 4, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296 "2013-02-04T11:31:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/41 "2013-02-04T22:01:19Z")

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Work is trying to kill me today

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/42 "2013-02-04T22:01:38Z")

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I ❤ my caller ID. It just helped me avoid a call from the NRA. I’m not anti-gun, altho I don’t understand the appeal of them, but I’m very anti-LaPierre. That man is a major-league whackjob!

Waiting for my sweetie to get back home again…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/43 "2013-02-04T22:03:59Z")

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☹ Miss Mary, the lady I posted about a couple of weeks ago, who’s been in the hospital a long time but was maybe gettin’ better, died last night. I got word about an hour ago. ☹

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/44 "2013-02-04T23:03:59Z")

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So sorry, {{{ **swampy** }}} ☹

I’m gonna log off and knit the night away. _ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/45 "2013-02-04T23:10:20Z")

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**{{{{{{swampy}}}}}}}**

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/46 "2013-02-04T23:37:25Z")

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I’m sorry, man.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/47 "2013-02-04T23:39:58Z")

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{{{swampy}}}  
I am so sleepy, and I have to irk until 9.  
I had weird dreams last night and woke up too early.

Got my 1099 today and then I remembered I did some other work and don’t know if I will get a 1099 from them or not. Oh well, no rush to get them done when you’re gonna have to pay anyway.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/48 "2013-02-04T23:40:29Z")

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**Swampy** very sorry mate

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/49 "2013-02-04T23:59:03Z")

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Thanks Y’all! Mary and Jim are the sweet couple who used to live on the next road over from me until they moved into an assisted living place. He’s the older gentleman I always make sure has a ride to men’s night. Just two of the sweetest people I’ve ever met and married for 65 years. Miss Mary had congestive heart failure for around thirty years and had been in hospice care six years ago but bounced back. One can bounce back just so many times however.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/50 "2013-02-05T00:44:28Z")

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Evening!

{{ **swampy** }}

We finally got our W2’s in the mail today. Yay! That means we have to do taxes. Booooo.

I am still a single lady tonight. **mr ems** is not back until tomorrow and I am bored. I had to work from home today as well as no vehicle so I really really really some human interaction.

Just had a call from the dealership - we pick up the new car tomorrow! 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/51 "2013-02-05T01:06:02Z")

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**{{{{{Swampy}}}}}**

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/52 "2013-02-05T01:07:11Z")

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Add me to the list of people who are intimidated by talking on the phone.

I’m going to try to contact someone by phone soon (maybe tomorrow.) It’s someone I met online, and I haven’t actually talked to her yet, but more on tat later, perhaps. 🙂

Oh yes, and there’s something new and special in my life, but maybe I’ll write about it later. Or start a thread about it.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/53 "2013-02-05T01:14:19Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Happy Monday all,  
> You all may remember the story I told about the girl and the synthetic weed. Well it is on CNN’s website, … I would welcome someone setting a link and would love to hear what my fellow Mumpers think.

[link](http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/04/health/synthetic-marijuana-irpt/index.html?hpt=hp_c1)  
site is: [http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/04/health/synthetic-marijuana-irpt/index.html?hpt=hp\_c1](http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/04/health/synthetic-marijuana-irpt/index.html?hpt=hp_c1)  
SAFE: [https://www.facebook.com/safe4emily](https://www.facebook.com/safe4emily)

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Home, but my sweetie had to go back to the office. He’s got to go to PA tomorrow - not Johnstown - some place closer to Phila -

Is he bringing the new two-wheeled motorized carrige for me to see? It’s only gonna be 23° with approx 1" of snow tonite & a high of 37° tomorrow. Why does he need four wheels & an enclosed cabin w/ heat? :rolleyes:  
A moment of silence please. OBL, who only need 27 hrs to take a chunk out of his plastic post-surgery lampshade has managed to totally kill it today. It put up a vailant fight though; Somehow it managed to crack & end up on both the inside & outside of his cage; pinning him against the wall. :smack:  
He started feeling better a few days ago. Let me tell you, you have not experienced absolute **TERROR** until you come into your house & have a lampshade (with a wagging tail) come charging at you, excited that you’re home! It’s so wide (& longer than his snout) I didn’t know which way to move to get away from it.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/54 "2013-02-05T02:01:23Z")

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I just spent a half-hour in chat trying to convince my boss & co-workers that “stuff you guys all have memorized” really doesn’t count as documentation.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/55 "2013-02-05T02:26:47Z")

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[an appropriate musical interlude](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrtUUwrRnY)

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/56 "2013-02-05T02:26:51Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> … Somehow it managed to crack & end up on both the inside & outside of his cage; pinning him against the wall. :smack:…

I am sorry, poor thing, but man that made me laugh so loud i woke LibbyCat up who was sitting on the recliner with me.

I need a drink.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/57 "2013-02-05T02:39:16Z")

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Okay Swampy, you are not a Dukey Butt.

But I am\* not\* loaning you any money!

🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/58 "2013-02-05T02:42:08Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> [an appropriate musical interlude](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOrtUUwrRnY)

Cool.  
Please bring the CD along with the Baron Rothschild when you move in with us.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/59 "2013-02-05T02:50:01Z")

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The [body of Richard III](http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/04/richard-third-skeleton-confirmed-leicester) has been found.

Finally, a back that looks worse than mine!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intimidation-the-mmp/649296/60 "2013-02-05T02:54:53Z")

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**Spidey** thank you  
**Jim**

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