Bump for one I just learned about.
It’s no surprise that Louis Armstrong met everybody-who-was-anybody during his decades long heyday, but it was the details of two of his big meetings that I thought worth bumping the thread for. The sources come from documentaries on Armstrong and on Davis.
Louis Armstrong- for those not familiar with his childhood he was the illegitimate son of a New Orleans prostitute but was raised by his Roman Catholic grandmother, though as a child he developed such a deep bond with a Russian Jewish family he worked for that until the end of his life he wore the Star of David necklace that they gave him. Two other things you could guarantee finding close to him at any time (not including his clothes and instruments) were marijuana (several varieties) and laxative. He was a huge advocate of laxative use in general, but he L-O-V-E-D a brand called Swiss Kriss so much that he posed for an advertisement for them free of charge, his only compensation being a lifetime supply. The ad even featured him- as tastefully as you could feature him in such a way- on the toilet, with the name of the laxative and “Say goodbye to it all” as the caption.
Armstrong was of course a musical genius but he was a genius when not playing the horn as well. He read and did crossword puzzles constantly (if you wonder why that’s odd considering he grew up in some of the worst slums in the south with only piece-meal education and much of that in all-black underfunded turn of the century reform schools where education wasn’t that much a priority) and could speak with informed style on a huge array of topics, plus he had manners, but he was also eccentric and loved to joke.
The reason the above is relevant to his meetings:
Shortly after WW2 he had a command performance for King George VI and the royal family (Queen Elizabeth and the two princesses). After the performance he met with them, and gave them Swiss Kriss laxatives telling them it changed his life and improved his health. (I wonder if he slipped the king some herb as well; couldn’t have hurt in getting rid of that WW2 stress.) I wonder if the box of Swiss Kriss is still in the royal archives somewhere.
Later he performed for Pope Pius XII. During their talk Pius commented on Louis’s necklace asking if he (like Sammy Davis) was Jewish, and Louis responded that no, he was a Catholic, albeit considerably lax (no pun intended). Pius was also introduced to (the fourth and favorite) Mrs. Armstrong and asked if they had children, to which Armstrong responded- surrounded by diplomatic courtiers and guards and the press- “No your holiness… but we sure have a lot of fun trying!”
The diplomats (U.S. and Vatican) were astonished and horrified and the Pope looked a bit shocked. When it sank in what Louis had said however (remember the language barrier) he burst out laughing, and as in the movies that’s when everybody else followed suit. Nobody was ever that jocular with His Holiness and he is said to have appreciated being treated as “one of the guys” if only for a couple of seconds. (I wonder if Louis gave His Holiness some Swiss Kriss [for the Swiss Guard] and weed.)
Another story I thought was interesting: Armstrong and Sinatra were friends or at least acquaintances, which is not surprising. Sammy Davis Jr. however was one of Frank’s closest friends, though on-again/off-again like most of Sinatra’s friends due to Frank’s infamous temper (and his prudishness where drugs were concerned). Davis said that like everyone else who knew him he endured Frank’s wrath several times, but that the most furious Sinatra ever got with him was when he and another black entertainer (I don’t remember which- I don’t think it was one anywhere near the fame of Armstrong and Davis) referred, shortly after Armstrong’s death, to him and his band as Uncle Toms shuffling for whitey.
Sinatra had immense respect for Louis and launched into a furious lecture, telling them that long before Davis Louis Armstrong was the first black headliner at many venues and was integrating them, and that while Davis might occasionally mention politics Armstrong had in fact refused to play Arkansas and denounced it’s government as an ignorant whitetrash dictator (pretty much in those words) over the integration struggles there and had even reneged on a tour of the Soviet Union that the State Dept. had specifically asked him to make (a goodwill gesture) because he wasn’t in the mood to spread goodwill for the U.S. due to race relations; J.Edgar of course had a two ton file on Armstrong due to such things. Sinatra asked Davis “That ‘uncle Tom’ has put his money where his mouth is and risked fame and fortune and reputation many times for what he believes in, he just didn’t do it with his press agent standing at his side. What exactly have you done?” Davis dropped the issue.