# Introducing Brian Bunnyhurt, Total Fucking Loon **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 25, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767 "2001-01-25T20:48:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/21 "2001-01-25T22:53:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Maggie, have I told you recently I want to bear your children? Dammit, **Sua** , she’s MINE!! Mine, I tell you! Well said, Mag. Bunny’s just plain nutso. And FWIW, he’s definitely a recovering Mormon. He might also be a recovering Fundie as well. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/22 "2001-01-25T23:00:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Some of the freaky people I know (like my former carpool partner) are very sure that events in the > middle east are a sign that Armageddon is very close. Former carpool partner assured me that it > will be in her lifetime as evidenced by the “fact” that the Temple is being rebuilt in Jerusalem. I > thought a Mosque stands on the Temple site making rebuilding a tricky proposition to say the > least, but what does an ignorant infidel like me know? My speech teacher believes the same thing. It’s kinda bizarre. And she gets most of her information from the Left Behind Series. I take everything she says with a whole bag of salt. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/23 "2001-01-25T23:20:55Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by magdalene \* Oh, then it is our duty as freaky Christians to **bring about** Armageddon. We should make sure to get the Jews out of the way first, which will hopefully have a beneficial effect on oil prices. QUOTE] Damn right, because there’s no way I’m going to drive to Armageddon with the gas prices the way they are now. In the event they stay high, anyone want to carpool? ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/24 "2001-01-25T23:47:47Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by delphica \* \*\* > [@](#): > > - > > QUOTE] > > Damn right, because there’s no way I’m going to drive to Armageddon with the gas prices the way they are now. In the event they stay high, anyone want to carpool? > > \*\* I would, but I work for an arms dealer, so we will be way to busy trying to keep a stalemate going over there so way can make a few more bucks for the conspiricy. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/25 "2001-01-25T23:48:20Z")
Yeah! Why does Israel have to be _there_? If the Arabs want it so bad, let them have it! Didn’t the Jews just pick a site for Israel, like Walt did for Disneyland? (Cuckoo! Cuckoo!) I bet he’s protecting the purity of his precious bodily fluids by avoiding fluoridated water, too. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/26 "2001-01-25T23:53:48Z")
Well, the Jews can have EuroDisney. I hear it’s going down _real_ fast. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/27 "2001-01-26T00:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gr8Kat \* > \*\*…by the “fact” that the Temple is being rebuilt in Jerusalem. I thought a _Mosque_ stands on the Temple site making rebuilding a tricky proposition to say the least, but what does an ignorant infidel like me know? \*\* Um, actually if he’d paid attention in the mid-80’s (When my Mom and Dad were in that phase) he’d have read that the Dome of the Rock is built **near** not **on** the spot. but then it doesn’t sound like he’d realise a fact if it bit him. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/28 "2001-01-26T00:00:41Z")
I probably should just let the thread die off, but I’m having a lot of fun “dragging out the red pen”, as **Freedom** put it. Should I stop? Sua ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/29 "2001-01-26T00:14:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Well, the Jews can have EuroDisney. I hear it’s going down _real_ fast. \*\* It should talk to **Sue Dunhym** first. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/30 "2001-01-26T00:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Damn right, because there’s no way I’m going to drive to Armageddon with the gas prices the way they are now. In the event they stay high, anyone want to carpool? Oh, you can just use my car, 'cause in case of rapture, it’ll be unmanned. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/31 "2001-01-26T00:34:52Z")
Ya know . . . I bet he’s circumcised. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/32 "2001-01-26T01:12:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > > And FWIW, he’s definitely a recovering Mormon. He might also be a recovering Fundie as well. Well, I’m a recovering Catholic, so there ya go. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/33 "2001-01-26T01:20:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\*Ya know . . . > > I bet he’s circumcised. \*\* Bad **andros**! Bad bad bad **andros**! (And are you _sure_ you’re not whoever it was he accused you of being?) Now come over here so I can flog you with my cat o’ nine tails… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/34 "2001-01-26T01:55:20Z")
Man, I was so depressed after **peace** got banned. He was a sure bet to win my January Lunatic of the Month Award. And then he did himself in. I have been working my ass off this month and neglecting the boards. I thought for sure I could never find anyone who could live up to my expectations (previous winners are **peace** and **JDT** ). But, brilliantly, in a flash, with less than week left in the month, we get **Brian Bunnyhurt**. He gets a healthy 90/100 paintchips on my scale of mental acuity. I’ll revive my thread and see what the consensus is. After reading (and posting to) the Israel thread, any contenders must apply furious effort in this, the home stretch. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/35 "2001-01-26T01:57:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > Well, the Jews can have EuroDisney. I hear it’s going down real fast. Fuck the Jews. If anyone or anything, _ANYTHING_ at all, is “going down real fast”, I want a goddamned phone call. jb ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/36 "2001-01-26T02:18:52Z")
I’ll bet he has an autographed first edition of _The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion_ in a treasured spot on his mantle. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/37 "2001-01-26T02:21:12Z")
Magdalene: Let’s not forget the discussion I started in [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56522](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56522) about the current loon award winner. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/38 "2001-01-26T02:21:31Z")
peace got banned? Good, now I can ask this out loud: was he another incarnation of MadHatter? 'Cause I remember wondering that when he first started posting (then forgetting about it until he started getting more and more belltower toward what was apparently the end). Bunnyhurt, on the other hand, seems to have his internet connection up in the belltower with him. ---
**Author:** ![Freedom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Freedom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedom)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/39 "2001-01-26T02:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, you can just use my car, 'cause in case of rapture, it’ll be unmanned. These two threads have kept me smiling ALL day. :):):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/40 "2001-01-26T02:45:35Z")
I can’t believe I read the whooooooole thing. and, for a surreal moment, it was almost as if I could grasp what was happening - ya ever play with corn starch & water? it takes on a semi solid state then oozes slippily into a quasi liquid state - it was like that. He’d post some figure like ‘billions of dollars annually in aid to Israel’ and that nasty **Sua** would come along and disprove it, and the reply would come ‘where did I say that?’, but then he’d repeat it, and then you’d find out that what he apparently \*\* meant \*\* was, in addition to aid specifically to Israel, he was adding the ‘extra’ costs (figured out by him alone) of all the oil because (and here it got hazy again) something about OPEC. My head hurts. Now I **know** Armageddon is nigh, 'cause we’ve got folks like **Freedom** and **Sua & magdalene** all on the same side. Well, got to go get my bags packed for the end of the world. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767.md?page=3)