# Introducing Brian Bunnyhurt, Total Fucking Loon **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 25, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767 "2001-01-25T20:48:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/61 "2001-01-27T01:19:12Z")
[tupac]You picked the wrong guy, baby if you’re too fly You need to hit the do’ - search for a new guy ‘Cause I only got one night in town Break out or be clowned Baby girl are you down? I get around…round and round I get around.[/tupac] That’s the song I hear when Sua gets to pimpin’. Seriously, love ya babe. E-mail me, 'cause I don’t think the e-mail I sent to your account went through. 🙂 End Hijack: all apologies! Hugs! ---
**Author:** ![unnameable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ad7895/32.png) [@unnameable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unnameable)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/62 "2001-01-27T16:11:39Z")
I still haven’t got into using those little faces yet. Please imagine a dozen tongue-in-cheek icons scattered through this… Maybe Brian isn’t quite the Bunny y’all think he is. A slight extension of his brain-wave could be usefully applied to other trouble spots, using the latest techtonic plate shifting technology. Cut the Protestant Loyalist areas out of Northern Ireland and tow them across the Irish Sea, gluing them on to England. If the Easter Bunny can get the Arabs to buy apartments for the Jews, I’m sure he could get the Catholics to pay for relocating them pesky Protestants. You could set Florida adrift in mid-Atlantic (paid for by the other States) as a punishment for landing the USA with a dumbass president. South America would need very little cutting (just deepen the Panama Canal) before towing it across the Pacific. This could ease the USA’s drug trade and illegal immigration problems. I doubt if the South Americans would mind - given some distance, the USA might allow them to have democratic governments of their own choice, even popular left wing leaders like Alliende might be allowed to live. Any towing costs would be offset by a reduction in the expenses of the CIA. Move Taiwan out of range of China… the possibilities are endless. When you consider the possibilities, it’s hard to dismiss BB as a “Total Fucking Loon”. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/63 "2001-01-28T00:18:11Z")
Wow, Brian, you should be honored! I’ve never been nominated as a crackpot of the week! I mean, I know I come off as a loon, but I usually just wander into other people’s posts to say bizarre things, rather than starting my own, so I don’t get all the attention! Hang in there, bro! [duck and run] ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/64 "2001-01-30T01:50:12Z")
He’s still at it. He’s decided to re-debate the Israel thread in the [Mormon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55936) thread when I innocently wandered in. I actually have a serious question: in the Mormon thread, I’m on a fool’s errand trying educate him on what he did wrong in the Israel thread. Should I stop? Sua ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/65 "2001-01-30T01:51:20Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55936](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55936) ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/66 "2001-01-30T03:51:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\* > I actually have a serious question: in the Mormon thread, I’m on a fool’s errand trying educate him on what he did wrong in the Israel thread. Should I stop? > > Sua \*\* Please don’t stop. I tune in daily to see **SuaSponte, Esq** defeat **Brian Bunnyhurt, TFL** in their latest match-ups. So as long as you have the stamina, baby (and I suspect you do), beat this horse until it dies twice. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767/67 "2001-01-30T16:06:10Z")
Sua, baby, don’t EVER stop! No, don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Sua! Sua! Don’t stop! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-brian-bunnyhurt-total-fucking-loon/51767.md?page=3)