# Introducing Dylan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320 "2000-06-23T14:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/1 "2000-06-23T14:10:00Z")
My friend Dylan has registered and started posting. Say hello, make nice . ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/2 "2000-06-23T14:29:34Z")
Hello, Dylan. I made a nice for you. Here ya go. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/3 "2000-06-23T14:30:57Z")
HIdy ho lil camper and welcome ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/4 "2000-06-23T14:31:20Z")
I thought this thread would be about a new listener to Bob. anyway, welcome to the board Dylan. Anything we should know that can be used against you? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/5 "2000-06-23T14:32:11Z")
Dylan, since gender is hard to determine please donā€™t be offended that I donā€™t know yours. Be sure you go to the appropriate check-in thread. [Females go here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28363) [Males go here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28409) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/6 "2000-06-23T14:35:10Z")
Hello Dylan. Welcome to the board. Any friend of Ayeshaā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/7 "2000-06-23T14:37:10Z")
[GildaAsEmilyLitella]Ayesha wants me to make rice for her friend. I say, let him get his own rice. Iā€™m not even very good at making rice. Mine usually gets kind of sticky. Unless itā€™s Batsami, Iā€™m pretty good at that. But none-the-less, why should \*\* I \*\* have to make Dylan rice? I ask youā€¦[/GildaAsEmilyLitella] [Chevy Chase] ITā€™S NICE, YOU OLD BAT. NICE. [/ChevyChase] [GildaAsEmilyLitella] Oh. Nevermind. [/GildaAsEmilyLitella] Welcome, Dylan. Eventually the room stops spinning and you become aclimated to the World of Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/8 "2000-06-23T14:38:58Z")
Hi Dylan. Did you bring us anything? ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/9 "2000-06-23T14:40:05Z")
Welcome Dylan. We can always use more victā€¦ uh, I mean friends. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/10 "2000-06-23T14:45:40Z")
For Ayesha, Iā€™ll make nice. Welcome aboard, Dylan; Iā€™ll give you the benefit of the doubt for now, as I really donā€™t think Ayesha would invite a dweeb. šŸ™‚ Oh, and while youā€™re standing there, hand me that 9/16s box end, will ya? No, the long one; these cylinder bolts are pretty tightā€¦Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/11 "2000-06-23T15:16:34Z")
Dylan hasnā€™t said anything yet. Dylan is Ayeshaā€™s IMAGINARY friend. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/12 "2000-06-23T16:26:15Z")
Hi Dylan. Since you are Ayeshaā€™s imaginary friend, HERE, I have made you an imaginary nice. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/13 "2000-06-23T17:54:37Z")
Got any mandies Bob? Welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/14 "2000-06-23T18:53:54Z")
Dylan where are you ? These people are starting to think I made you up. Thanks for making nice guys, I had to go get a test done this morning and was being drug out the door as I posted this. Now I will go see if I can find Dylan, yā€™all will like her. Sheā€™s nice. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/15 "2000-06-23T19:03:17Z")
Yoo Hoo, Dylan, where are you??? ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/16 "2000-06-23T19:08:26Z")
Ayesha - I believe I saw Dylan in the newbieā€™s boobies thread earlier. Didnā€™t you warn her not to do anything BratMan007 says? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/17 "2000-06-23T20:49:45Z")
little\*bit, Oh no ! I knew I forgot to warn her about the pervs. I hope they were gentle with her. Dylan, Iā€™m sorry I forgot to warn you. I did tell you these people were different though. ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/18 "2000-06-23T22:58:43Z")
Goddammit!!! sorry Iā€™m lateā€¦but I have sitting in a waiting room with a bunch of nekid peopleā€¦ all dayā€¦Iā€™m thereā€¦sittingā€¦waiting for this free exam this Bratman007 is supposed to be giving to the newbiesā€¦ they got everybody else goinā€™ in thereā€¦I took a freakin number, man,ā€¦they never called any numbersā€¦ so I took my 38 Dā€™s and got the hell out of thereā€¦ thanks for the nicesā€¦canā€™t find those in Canada!!! as for anything that can be used against me, well Iā€™m a newbieā€¦Iā€™m not touching that one just yetā€¦ what did I bring???..this is a bring your own??.. Iā€™ll go and get somethingā€¦Iā€™ll be backā€¦ thanks Ayeshaā€¦now can I go put MY tits in the Byz thread? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/19 "2000-06-23T23:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > thanks for the nicesā€¦canā€™t find those in Canada!!! Depends where you live. Around here nices are pretty common when they are in season. They are particular about the weather they will come out in, though. Then we stand around and say ā€œNice weather, eh?ā€ Keith ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/20 "2000-06-23T23:21:10Z")
Welcome Dylan. Sili > [@](#): > > thanks Ayeshaā€¦now can I go put MY tits in the Byz thread? ::Sili runs for the Byz thread ;):: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320.md?page=2)