# Introducing Dylan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320 "2000-06-23T14:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/21 "2000-06-23T23:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > My friend Dylan has registered and started posting. Say hello, make nice . I would take about three cups. That would require 4.5 cups of water. Stir at least five times to get the talc off, and put in your cooker… Wait… did you say **RICE** or nice? /me waves to Dylan, and wonders if he is that really handsome guy from The Practice… [drool] Hee hee! :wally ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/22 "2000-06-24T00:05:31Z")
nope, sorry… this Dylan is more of a… wiccan-goddess-wife-mom-friend-snarky-twisted-bitch female ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/23 "2000-06-24T00:12:50Z")
You think the Female check-in is bad? You got it easy. The male check-in, now that’s a scary place. \ ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/24 "2000-06-24T00:16:12Z")
Oh yeah, I’m Da’ Muffin. Please ta meetcha. And yes, some muffin _can_ talk. ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/25 "2000-06-24T00:16:54Z")
I didn’t even get checked in!!! it was a total rip-off… all I got was a view of somebody’s butt…and all it did was prove to me once and for all that I have to get out of this chair more or I will require a butt-tuck… notice I said tuck… tuck… t-u-c-k ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/26 "2000-06-24T00:17:29Z")
Just well not as some might talk. Not so good. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/27 "2000-06-24T00:19:52Z")
Dylan it is customary for all newbies to buy posters with 1473 posts a case of chea…er Cold Champagne. I prefer Spumante. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/28 "2000-06-24T00:22:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Got any mandies Bob? Welcome._ \ Welcome, **Dylan** , and don’t mind people like **picmr** (\* a well-known Zappapopulist\*). BTW, are you a _good_ “wiccan-goddess-wife-mom-friend-snarky-twisted-bitch female” or a _bad_ “wiccan-goddess-wife-mom-friend-snarky-twisted-bitch female”? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/29 "2000-06-24T00:24:35Z")
Watchyer mouth lil’ lady! There’s kids on this channel! I can’t BELIEVE you used the “T” word! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/30 "2000-06-24T00:27:38Z")
[hijack]Woohoo! Zappa! Me like! “Weeelll, ya thought he was a man, but he was a muffin!”[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![SaintAlphonso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@SaintAlphonso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaintAlphonso)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/31 "2000-06-24T00:30:43Z")
Hey!!! What’s wrong with Zappapopulists? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/32 "2000-06-24T00:33:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey!!! What’s wrong with Zappapopulists? Uhhhh… zebwuh? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/33 "2000-06-24T01:15:33Z")
There ! Dylan is real, and guys, before you get your hopes up , so is her hubby ! I really am glad you made the trip ! My first convert to the SDMB. Will Cecial greet \*\* me \*\* now ? Or do I have to be a total suck up like aha ? ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/34 "2000-06-24T02:14:35Z")
hey Ayesha!!! you could have warned me that the exam was bogus!!..see if I ever ‘take a number’ again… as for hubby, I’m not all that sure he isn’t the remnant of a psychedelic hallucination I had in college… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/35 "2000-06-24T02:20:07Z")
Ayesha! You didn’t mention that he’s _montréalais._ ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/36 "2000-06-24T02:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Dylan, I’m sorry I forgot to warn you. I did tell you these people were different though. …and I suppose Dylan is what you’d consider normal?😃 P.S.: Dylan, you’re going to fit in nicely… ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/37 "2000-06-24T02:24:01Z")
not just a montrealais…but…a wiccan-goddess-wife-mom-friend-snarky-twisted-bitch female of a montrealais… ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/38 "2000-06-24T02:33:05Z")
With sprinkles on top? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/39 "2000-06-24T02:34:37Z")
But Dylan, if I were to warn you about every thing here, I would be chain to my chair typing 24/7 for 2 years. I will warn you about a few things tho. # 1 Never and I mean never ask about felching, someone will tell you what it is if you ask. And then you will hate me for even mentioning this place. # 2 Same thing goes for squicking. # 3 If you do a search for guy stuff and are able to read the whole thread, you will never look at a moose in the same way again. # 4 Watch out for UncleBeer, ChiefScott and Coldfire. # 5 Don’t listen to aha, besides being a suck up he tries to use his fame to get wimmin. # 6 Do not piss off nuero trash grrrl, TVeblem, Satan, Diane, Alphagene, well my list is too long to post all of the really dangerous ones. # 7 TubaDiva and Lynn Bodini are called the Angels of Death, and they both like chocolate. # 8 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtian. # 9 Always wear your tin foil helmet when posting here. It helps to cut down the mind control waves floating around this place. # 10 If you venture into the pit, watch out for troll crap. If you get it on your shoes the smell never goes away. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/40 "2000-06-24T02:48:32Z")
:::giggle::: I think I like Dylan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320.md?page=3)