# Introducing Dylan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320 "2000-06-23T14:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/41 "2000-06-24T02:57:32Z")
Hi Dylan, welcome to the “Teeming Millions.” Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/42 "2000-06-24T02:59:12Z")
felching…I get a visual… squicking…that’s on a ‘need to know’ basis, I believe…and right now, I don’t need to know… the rest I’m ok with…except the 4 yr old got the tin foil helmet this morning…he was saying something about the signals being stronger on this hemishpere… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/43 "2000-06-24T03:10:48Z")
Hey Dylan, welcome to the SDMB. I hope you like it here. Sorry, I just ran out of nice, but I’ll give you a raincheck on it. Have a nice day. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/44 "2000-06-24T03:17:39Z")
Hey, désolé, la montréalaise. T’es païen? Ça se peut que je t’ai vu au Montreal Pagan Grove? ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/45 "2000-06-24T03:25:26Z")
non, mon ami…je suis solitaire et c’est le(la) premier fois que je (oh god, what’s the word for type???)…en francais …Lol…il faut que je pratique… comme j’ai dit…je suis solitaire en pratique, et je suis pas confortable devant des gens parce que je connait pas beaucoup…je commence…ca ce fait vers 4 ans que je pratique… you downtown? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/46 "2000-06-24T03:46:32Z")
Yup, i’m in the village. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/47 "2000-06-24T04:50:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > so I took my 38 D’s and got the hell out of there… > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > non, mon ami (rest of french that I don’t understand deleted) > \*\* “Voulez vous coucher avec moi?” ::ducking and running:: ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/48 "2000-06-24T05:03:30Z")
Don’t we have quotas on Canadians here? 😉 Welcome, Dylan. Looks like a great fit. And your hubby doesn’t have to worry about Matt, if ya know what I mean. Or, maybe he does. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/49 "2000-06-24T05:22:51Z")
Merry Meet Dylan! Gods, by the time you are done here you will have enuff rice to feed an Army. Wonderful sense of humor, and just remember DNFTT. I saw you were already warned about their droppings. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/50 "2000-06-24T17:47:22Z")
Hi Dylan - I’d send you an email but your addy isn’t listed. Could you send me one? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/51 "2000-06-24T19:02:43Z")
Hi Dylan, Welcome to this wonderful and quirky board. You’ll never meet a nicer bunch of people. Have fun! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320/52 "2000-06-24T19:15:43Z")
Uh-oh, I’ve been moved to song! “Six nice, seven nice, eight nice bunch! Dylan come and me wan’ go home!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-dylan/23320.md?page=2)