# Introducing myself...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170 "2002-04-12T03:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dagny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@Dagny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dagny)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/1 "2002-04-12T03:54:29Z")
Hello, my name is Dagny. I enjoy bad history and conspiracy theroies. Anything by David Ickes and Graham Hancock is entertaing. I do listen to Art Bell and I’m not ashamed of it. If only I could belive him. The rantings are great. I can not spell and have no understanding of English grammar. And I have no desire to learn now. 😉 I am an ex-geologist training to become a chef living in Colorado. That’s about all. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/2 "2002-04-12T04:21:12Z")
Just jump right in and get your feet wet! The waters fine. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/3 "2002-04-12T04:39:33Z")
Hi Dagney. Your post wasn’t full of annoying spelling mistakes, so even if you say you’re bad, you’ll probably live, despite the natives’ propensity for sacrificing slobs to Og. Wilkommen! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/4 "2002-04-12T07:47:20Z")
Welcome to the magical world of dragons, witches, wizards, gian- ::glances at the disapproving looks of the other members:: . . . umm . . . maybe not. Well, welcome anyhow 😉 . ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/5 "2002-04-12T08:07:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\*Just jump right in and get your feet wet! > > The waters fine. \*\* Warning: Once you get your feet wet, you’re gonna want to plunge right in… 🙂 Ah, who cares. Come on in anyways! Just don’t piss in the pool, and you’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/6 "2002-04-12T10:46:45Z")
I don’ know nuffin’, me. ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/7 "2002-04-12T10:49:38Z")
welcome to the boards and enjoy your stay. and don’t eat any strange mushrooms. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/8 "2002-04-12T11:41:34Z")
Hello, I’ll introduce myself to you also. I’m Ultress, from the grand state of North Carolina. Welcome to the board. Don’t be a jerk. Don’t do post parties. Don’t talk about fat. You should have a great time on the board, lots of fun people. Have a good time, don’t get caught lurking at work. ---
**Author:** ![white-tigeress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@white-tigeress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/white-tigeress)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/9 "2002-04-12T12:54:32Z")
Welcome to the boards dude!!! Maybe I will introuduce myself one day keep forgetting for some reason. Have a good day and enjoy ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/10 "2002-04-12T13:40:21Z")
Hi! Welcome. Stay. Enjoy. screech ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/11 "2002-04-12T13:50:06Z")
Welcome from Down Under. Caught@Work here (although strictly speaking, I’m now at home, so no chance of being Caught here). From Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Agree with **Ultress** that you shouldn’t talk about fat. Tried _that_ once and didn’t like it at all. Have fun. I am. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/12 "2002-04-12T15:33:13Z")
Welcome to the Boards **Dagny**. Hope you feel right at home 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-myself/103170/13 "2002-04-12T17:37:33Z")
Don’t take any wooden igloos! Zette (welcome!)