# Introducing the former Bruce Jenner

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 1, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361 "2015-06-01T17:26:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/1 "2015-06-01T17:26:56Z")

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So, Bruce Jenner is now [Caitlyn Jenner.](http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/06/01/bruce-jenner-debuts-new-look-as-caitlyn-jenner/)

Honestly, the sex change operation isn’t nearly as interesting as the fact that they managed to make that wrinkled old man look so hot. I didn’t know it was possible to completely replace someone’s face 😛

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/2 "2015-06-01T17:28:23Z")

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I’d put it.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/3 "2015-06-01T17:28:52Z")

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That’s fucking horrifying.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/4 "2015-06-01T17:41:36Z")

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I’m pretty sure that woman could kick my ass at the high hurdles or throwing a javelin.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/5 "2015-06-01T17:42:16Z")

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I hope she finds happiness as Caitlyn. I think her doctors should use that magazine photo for their advertising.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/6 "2015-06-01T17:43:20Z")

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That must’ve broken PhotoShop when they were done!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/7 "2015-06-01T17:45:08Z")

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“Caitlyn”?

Seriously, _ **"Caitlyn Jenner"???** _

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/8 "2015-06-01T17:46:54Z")

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It was either that or Kaitlyn Kardashian.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/9 "2015-06-01T17:47:08Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> That must’ve broken PhotoShop when they were done!

Hopefully. If not, then somewhere in Bangkok a formerly hot woman is waking up, looking in the mirror, and seeing Bruce Jenner’s face…

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/10 "2015-06-01T17:49:28Z")

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(S)he is going to clean-up on the talk-show circuit. Ka-CHING!!!

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**Author:** ![yellowjacketcoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4bbf92/32.png) [@yellowjacketcoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowjacketcoder)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/11 "2015-06-01T17:51:01Z")

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I saw the cover and really wondered if it was a photoshop job. The face looks like it was pasted on the body.

That said, I hope I look that good when I’m 65, sex-change or not.

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/12 "2015-06-01T17:51:54Z")

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:rolleyes: Welcome to womanhood, Caitlyn, as you will see, the most important thing about a woman is whether random dudes find her attractive and worthy of boning.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/13 "2015-06-01T17:53:38Z")

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I thought it was a photo of \*\*Janice Dickenson \*\*first, the former supermodel who is suing Bill Cosby…

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/14 "2015-06-01T18:00:12Z")

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Photograph by Anne Leibowitz, guys. That picture may have taken forever and a half to take, but most of the work was done before the camera went “click” rather than after.

I wondered why the linked page was referring to Ms. Jenner as Bruce until I saw it was Fox News. [Here](http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner-bruce-cover-annie-leibovitz) is the Vanity Fair article.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/15 "2015-06-01T18:03:08Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Photograph by Anne Leibowitz, guys. That picture may have taken forever and a half to take, but most of the work was done before the camera went “click” rather than after.
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> I wondered why the linked page was referring to Ms. Jenner as Bruce until I saw it was Fox News. [Here](http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner-bruce-cover-annie-leibovitz) is the Vanity Fair article.

Don’t confuse local Fox affiliates with FoxNews.

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/16 "2015-06-01T18:07:03Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> I hope she finds happiness as Caitlyn.

Agreed.

I’m amused that she chose the name [K]Caitlyn, after everything with SDMB’s Kaitlyn.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/17 "2015-06-01T18:11:09Z")

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Anyone else think that picture looks a little like Courtney Cox?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/18 "2015-06-01T18:11:10Z")

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What am I missing about the name Caitlyn? I’m in the UK, if that makes a difference.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/19 "2015-06-01T18:12:31Z")

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Cool for Jenner, I guess. Did he feel female when he was an Olympian? Or did this feeling develop over the 4 decades since?

It’s just some person I don’t know personally and I have not seen Bruce Jenner since the 80’s. Then again, I have never seen that Kardashian show he was part of and I only watch streamed and recorded shows. He was totally off the radar for me. I guess he is the biggest celeb. to change genders? I can’t think of any more famous.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/20 "2015-06-01T18:13:31Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> What am I missing about the name Caitlyn? I’m in the UK, if that makes a difference.

I’m in the US and I have zero idea. It’s just a female name. Not my preferred spelling, either. 🙂

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