# Introducing the lovely Nymysys
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 14, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141 "2000-11-14T10:27:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/1 "2000-11-14T10:27:10Z")
That’s right. I’m presenting the lovely and talented Nymysys to the board.
You can view her by checking my sig.
Just to warning you, I’ve accepted the difficult task of protecting her honor. Watch it.
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### Author:  [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/2 "2000-11-14T10:57:09Z")
**Nymysys** ,
My lady, It is my most unworthy priviledge to welcome you to this board, indeed may I say that we have long awaited the arrival of so gracious a lady to grace our table …MINSTRALS, PLAY… JESTERS, JEST! Your slightest wish shall be our most ardent command, malady. Speak, and it shall be done.
(Pssst, oldscratch, got any naked pics?}
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### Author:  [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/3 "2000-11-14T11:13:31Z")
Of course the best way to protect her honour would be to ensure that she makes it to the ChiDopeMMI in Jan;)
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/4 "2000-11-14T13:01:26Z")
Oh sure, I go to sleep finally, and a welcome party for Nym breaks out in my absence. What else did I miss? Oh, and a new sig addition too. Fine. It’s ok. I know where I stand… “Protect her honor” indeed…
Hmm, it’s a day that begins with a T. Should I welcome Nym, or hiss and make air claws at her?
Aww, hell. I like her too much…
In the short time that I’ve known Nymysys, she’s made me very goad that we met. Thanks for all the words of kindness and support, especially these past few days, Nym… I mean it!
Glad to have you aboard, Nymysys… enjoy the ride.
[sub]Not hissing at scratchie’s new sig was pretty damn tough I’ll have you know ;)[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/5 "2000-11-14T14:34:31Z")
Oh sure!
I welcome you in the _Welcome Wagon_ thread. I open a thread just so you don’t get bored. But **oldscratch** gets a pic and I don’t. That’s fine, I didn’t want to see what you look like anyway. Nyaaahh. 😛
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/6 "2000-11-14T14:43:52Z")
…and after seeing her pic I’ve decided I must hiss after all…
::makes air-claws:: _ **hiss** _
But I must say, damn, girl! If I was your neighbor, I’d covet you. (Hee hee, you probably missed that thread, but oldscratch will get the joke!) Somehow, methinks you won’t have a problem finding a “green card” husband in TO! 😉
Nym’s a hottie… Nym’s a hottie! Nya nya nya!
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/7 "2000-11-14T14:46:26Z")
um, **VaHermit** - are you aware that you called **Nymysys** a disease?
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/8 "2000-11-14T14:53:19Z")
Damn you, Crunchy! I _just_ noticed that and was replying when I saw you had!
I’d say she’s more of an… affliction. In the best possible sense of the word. 😉
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/9 "2000-11-14T15:03:54Z")
I’m not so sure about **Nymysys**. She’s 27, looks like that, but is still single. She must have a terrible personality. 😉
[sub]Just teasin’ **Nymmy**. You know I love ya![/sub]
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/10 "2000-11-14T15:09:34Z")
Hi Mymysys: I’m glad to be able to practice my “y’s” by typing your user naem ;). I know from what I’ve seen from you in chat that you will fit in fine. Sit down, take off your coat and stay a while.
Keith
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/11 "2000-11-14T15:12:39Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*
> Hi **Mymysys** : I’m glad to be able to practice my “y’s” by typing your user **naem** ;).
Are you going to practice your 'N’s next? And after you practice all your letters, are you going to work on putting them in the right order? 😃
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### Author:  [@Ratatosk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ratatosk)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/12 "2000-11-14T15:17:59Z")
Aw, Scratch-
I thought I was your…
I thought we had something special.
Goddamn you.
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/13 "2000-11-14T15:24:51Z")
I’ve already had the pleasure of meeting \*\* Nym \*\* but consider this the formal welcome.
_trumpets blare while the red carpet is rolled out_
huzzah and welcome!
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/14 "2000-11-14T15:36:15Z")
::Odieman bangs head on keyboard:: Shit, shit, shit shit!!!
Sorry Nymysys. ::flees in embarassment::
Keith
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/15 "2000-11-14T15:39:00Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*
> **::Odieman bangs head on keyboard:: Shit, shit, shit shit!!!**
Inetersting. When I bang my head on the keyboard, it looks like this:
evgttibuturigb awrg
How do you get it to form words when you do it?
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/16 "2000-11-14T15:39:19Z")
Hee hee, s’okay Odie. Isn’t that akin to Gaudere’s Rule? When making a grammar/spelling nitpick post, you are guaranteed to make a spelling/grammar error yourself.
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### Author:  [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/17 "2000-11-14T17:39:35Z")
\ G’morning, gang. What did I miss?
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### Author:  [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/18 "2000-11-14T18:49:53Z")
Okay, I’m awake now. Let’s get started. \
**Val** , I’m certainly no lady, but a DISEASE? Methinks you’ve got me all wrong. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure.
**Android** , you KNOW I’m not going to pass up meeting you, dearest. My honour shall remain intact. I’m a disease of my word. Er, lady. Er…PERSON!
**Rasa** , I’m not sure how I feel about you being goad to meet me. Between that and the hissing you’re making me feel FUNNY!
**Froggy** , I look like that through the magic of photoshop. I’m really a bald, male, 87 year old midget living in my parents basement. Believe it.
**dpr** , I’m ignoring you, buddy. You’ve been ignoring me in all threads since I got on these boards. 😛 to you! 😃
**Odie** , it’s okay, sweetie. Don’t run away. I’ve been called worse things than Mymysys. Ref: Val.
Thanks, gang. You make waking up more interesting.
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### Author:  [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/19 "2000-11-14T19:13:22Z")
Now I really wish I had paid more attention at that party!
Can you believe I met you IRL and don’t remember:eek:?
Now that I’ve seen your picture, were you out on the back porch most of the time?
[the preceding was intended to show all of you how **very** much ahead of you I am, so you might as well take your balls and go home:)]
[sub]in my own mind[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/20 "2000-11-14T19:29:06Z")
It just wouldn’t be right if I didn’t post to my own sister’s welcome thread… 😉
Nym, hon, lemme ease the fears you must be having at this point:
Not, _everyone_ on this board is a spaz, like oldscratch, or a ren-faire-lurking loser like VaHermit, or a horny, drunk bastard like Andy(well, you can let that slide), or a miserable, pandering fool like Crunchy, or a jealous hag like Rasa, or illiterate like Odie, or spiteful like Ratatosk, or a stalker like Mike G.
Most people here are really, _really_ cool.
Like me.
Welcome to our (not so) humble abode.
(note: I didn’t have anything nasty to say about dpr, and my mom always said, “If you don’t have some nasty to say, well then don’t say it at all.”)
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