# Introducing the lovely Nymysys

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 14, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141 "2000-11-14T10:27:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/61 "2000-11-16T00:23:31Z")

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Hmm… he did mention G… or was it…

…could it be…

(wait for it!)

```
   K?
```

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/62 "2000-11-16T01:04:20Z")

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But Rasa, I thought you liked him being on your back. Or is it you on your back? Who’s the top again?

Oh, my. Now I’m all confuzzled.

What in the hell WAS in those shots?

The room is spinning…

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/63 "2000-11-16T01:10:06Z")

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I um… aaah… _blushes_

That’s not what I meant!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/64 "2000-11-16T01:20:30Z")

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Sure it isn’t Rasa…

😉  
Well. I’m not saying what I put in the shots, needless to say, things should be getting much more interesting shortly.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/65 "2000-11-16T01:25:14Z")

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Shortly? Damnit! Why don’t I ever get the tall ones???

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/66 "2000-11-16T02:27:15Z")

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Define “get.” Funny how this is my welcome thread but most of the posts are still the three of us. We should just start our own damn message board.

As you were. On with the previously scheduled party.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/67 "2000-11-16T03:47:19Z")

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would you even NOTICE if more people came in?

Drunken party possibly headed toward orgy. Nymysys is gonan fit right in here.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/68 "2000-11-16T04:12:54Z")

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Probably not. Unless they were incredibly attractive, and half naked. Hey Nym!

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/69 "2000-11-16T04:16:43Z")

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All you have to do is say “incredibly attractive” and “half naked” and I show up!

Hey, scratchie! Haven’t seen you in ages! You’re too busy canoodling over in the corner with Rasa. Guess I’m just a third wheel at my own party.

C’mon, **lurker** , join in the fun! We’ll pay attention to you!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/70 "2000-11-16T04:23:44Z")

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You couldn’t be a third wheel if you wanted.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/71 "2000-11-16T04:26:18Z")

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S’ok. Sooner or later I’ll get Anamorphic over here and then we’ll be a happy foursome.

No, scratchie, not THAT way!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/72 "2000-11-16T04:27:30Z")

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Well, I’ll lift a toast to Nymysys, though I’m more a vodka man.

::raises a Absolut Citron:: Skol! Welcome aboard

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/73 "2000-11-16T04:33:09Z")

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I’m here! I’m here! Been busy, sorry… it’s tough being me, ya know?

::raises her gin and tonic in a toast::

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/74 "2000-11-16T04:40:03Z")

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\<raises his shot of whiskey in a toast, downs it, and chokes\>

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/75 "2000-11-16T05:09:47Z")

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You guys! G’wan with you all. NO! I will NOT make a speech! NO! You can’t make me!

Well, if you insist…

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/76 "2000-11-16T05:13:30Z")

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Speech! Speech!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/77 "2000-11-16T05:17:02Z")

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::pounds table top::

SPEECH!!!SPEECH!!!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/78 "2000-11-16T05:20:27Z")

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Speech Speech Speech

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/79 "2000-11-16T05:29:04Z")

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I’m here, I’m here!

Figured since I’m hitting on you mercilessly in another thread, I might as well do it in your very own thread as well.

Or is that considered gauche?

Ah, screw it.

::flirt, flirt, flirt::

Welcome to the board, Nym. Cheers! So where’s the speech?

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/80 "2000-11-16T05:34:40Z")

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Uh…see I _was_ going to make a speech, but my date showed up and now we’re busy. Talking. And stuff. Busy. Right.

So, Anamorphic, these are my buddies. Can I get you something to drink?

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