# Introducing the lovely Nymysys **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141 "2000-11-14T10:27:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/141 "2000-11-16T23:31:31Z")
I’m about to go ChiefScott on these goddamn smilies :mad: ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/142 "2000-11-16T23:31:44Z")
::screams in horror and throws some alcohol into the puddle that is now Nym to reverse the effect:: ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/143 "2000-11-16T23:32:54Z")
::subtly unleashes a small army of two-inch-high spark-spitting godzilla windup toys on everyone, just to let you guys know i’m still here:: and to think i once passed time at a party just staring into space. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/144 "2000-11-16T23:33:44Z")
Whoa! I’m back! Was that single-malt, Sea? Good choice! ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/145 "2000-11-16T23:39:45Z")
::counterattacks with a small army of two-inch-high ruler-wielding nun windup toys:: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/146 "2000-11-16T23:42:00Z")
:goes in the corner with Sea to talk about how stupid boys are: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/147 "2000-11-16T23:43:56Z")
Nym, I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize the destructive powers of the Right! I shall remember that for future reference. Thanks, Sea, for coming to Nym’s rescue! ::bats at zyzz’s spark-spitting Godzilli to keep them from lighting her feet on fire:: ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/148 "2000-11-16T23:46:15Z")
Right you are, Nym. Shall we toast to that? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/149 "2000-11-16T23:46:23Z")
[{whining] but… **zyzzyva** started it![/whining] …but we do have our uses ::pulls out a bottle of Teacher’s as a peace offering:: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/150 "2000-11-16T23:50:01Z")
Ferchrissakes, MikeG, when are you going to learn?? ::points to the Disable Smilies in This Post checkbox at the bottom of the page:: You all remember the Peanut Butter and Jewwie incident, don’t you??? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/151 "2000-11-16T23:51:26Z")
A toast! To the stupidity of men but loving them anyway! They’re just so damn CUH-YUTE! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/152 "2000-11-16T23:55:29Z")
A toast!. And here’s to Nym getting 4 pages ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/153 "2000-11-16T23:58:20Z")
::raises her glass:: Toast! To page 4, and the letter k! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/154 "2000-11-16T23:59:03Z")
Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/155 "2000-11-17T00:01:58Z")
I TOLD you guys, no speeches! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/156 "2000-11-17T00:10:24Z")
Oh, come on, just a few words? You know you want to! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/157 "2000-11-17T00:11:07Z")
K? The party would certainly get interestng after that. No one’s seen any green ballons have they :looks around nervously: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/158 "2000-11-17T00:26:16Z")
No green balloons, but zyzz has a big green ball… he sits on it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/159 "2000-11-17T00:28:13Z")
\ Perhaps you’re wondering why I called you all here this evening…WAIT! I told you, I gotta wait until my date gets here. Sorry, carry on. ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-lovely-nymysys/41141/160 "2000-11-17T00:30:47Z")
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