# Invasion of the Sky Penises (Penes)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893 "2017-11-17T19:02:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893/41 "2017-11-19T01:20:22Z")

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A young hotshot went flying off one bright and sunny daaaaay.  
Boredom was all he felt, nothing seen along the waaaaaay.  
He came up with a plan to occupy his tiiime.  
In the bright blue sky he left his white outliiiiiineee.

Yippie yi ooh  
Yippie yi yay  
Giant Penes in the skyyyyyy.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893/42 "2017-11-19T05:45:06Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> They made a  
> Penis in the sky with contrails  
> Penis in the sky with contrails  
> Penis in the sky with contrails  
> Ahhhhh…

Picture yourself in an EA-18 Growler  
With a willing copilot and time on your hands  
Make some maneuvers, and folks start to notice  
A dingus looming o’er the lands

Just a few rights, and then a big left  
A wang forms in floating bright white  
Now let’s fly off to some other place  
And draw boobs

Penis in the sky with contrails  
Penis in the sky with contrails  
Penis in the sky with contrails…

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893/43 "2018-03-02T20:33:17Z")

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Three years ago:

P\*\*[ilot uses GPS flight path to draw giant penis over Disney World](https://www.geek.com/geek-cetera/pilot-uses-gps-flight-path-to-draw-giant-penis-over-disney-world-1617941/)\*\*

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invasion-of-the-sky-penises-penes/801893/44 "2018-03-02T21:07:45Z")

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> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#):
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> What puritanical bullshit.

How is it puritanical bullshit? They’re on the job, why would this be OK?

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