# Invent a new hot dog style!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 3, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279 "2014-10-03T15:17:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/21 "2014-10-03T18:15:03Z")

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One I’ve made myself.

The Mexican dog - dog on a bun topped with refried beans, salsa and sour cream.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/22 "2014-10-03T18:15:34Z")

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I’ve used spinach sautéed with lots of garlic as a topping- really good.

Though I like a plain 1939 dog: Polish sausage with lots of kraut. And mayo on everything. Including the mayo.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/23 "2014-10-03T18:16:39Z")

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Ideas for a World War II: VE Dog- please feel free to add:

Polish sausage  
Sauerkraut (or victory cabbage)  
French fries  
American cheese

What could represent Russia, Italy, and the UK?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/24 "2014-10-03T18:31:13Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Ideas for a World War II: VE Dog- please feel free to add:
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> Polish sausage  
> Sauerkraut (or victory cabbage)  
> French fries  
> American cheese
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> What could represent Russia, Italy, and the UK?

Russians have this amazingly spicy and delicious mustard that I remember from childhood but can never find in NA.

I’d let the French make the bun and leave the chips to the UK.

Italians should bring the wine.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/25 "2014-10-03T18:38:43Z")

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**Perro España:** Hot dog, garlic, olives, Serrano ham.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/26 "2014-10-04T21:54:47Z")

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Southern Style[sup]TM[/sup]

A pork/beef blend hot-dog. Split in half. Fried, not grilled, not steamed or (shudder) boiled. Served on a split-top bun, French’s yellow mustard, relish and Red Rooster hot sauce. Dill pickle spears on the side.

A half-slice of american cheese for the kids version.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/27 "2014-10-04T23:16:48Z")

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That Italian variant actually sounds pretty good! I’d use a baguette instead of a standard bun, substitute a grilled Italian sausage for the dog, smother the lot in marina sauce, and top with cheese—Mozzarella, Provolone, Parmesan, whatever. Then put it under the broiler for a few minutes. A meatball sandwich with a wiener instead! I can see wrapping the sausage in thin slices of salami, pancetta, or prosciutto, too!

BTW, Keen’s English mustard in a jar is the best substitute I’ve found for Russian _gorchitsa_ in NA, though I once had some stuff in Paris that singed my sinuses too!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/28 "2014-10-04T23:17:49Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> Southern Style[sup]TM[/sup]
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> A pork/beef blend hot-dog. Split in half. Fried, not grilled, not steamed or (shudder) boiled. Served on a split-top bun, French’s yellow mustard, relish and Red Rooster hot sauce. Dill pickle spears on the side.
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> A half-slice of american cheese for the kids version.

What, no cole slaw?!? :eek:

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/29 "2014-10-05T00:53:34Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> What, no cole slaw?!? :eek:

I knew I had forgotten something. 😃

Cole slaw. Cabbage only. Carrots in cole slaw is an abomination.

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/30 "2014-10-06T00:21:19Z")

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The Dog with No Name

Sally Lunn bun (dog shaped of course) crushed pineapple, miniature marshmallows. Place under the broiler to toast the marshmallows a bit.

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**Author:** ![No\_umlaut\_for\_U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@No\_umlaut\_for\_U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_umlaut_for_U)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/31 "2014-10-06T00:26:50Z")

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Kosher frank on rye bun: brown mustard, grilled sauerkraut, and caraway seeds.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/32 "2014-10-06T00:33:37Z")

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Canadian hotdog - just add maple syrup.

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**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/33 "2014-10-06T01:32:21Z")

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Camberwell market dog

Spicy Debriciner sausage, grilled, on a crusty wholemeal roll with sauerkraut and hot english mustard.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/34 "2014-10-06T14:43:58Z")

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There is always the Wonker Wiener … 😃

> **[Le Chat Noir Boutique: Far Side - Wonker Wiener Company Coffee Mug 2001, Far...](https://lechatnoirboutique.com/proddetail.php?prod=FSWWC)**
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> This is from Gary Larson's The Far Side famous comic strip. Featuring Wonker Wiener Company, the caption says: "And so I've reached the conclusion, gentlemen, that the Wonker Wiener Company is riddled with incompetence.". ...

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/35 "2014-10-06T14:52:55Z")

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A hot dog with nothing inside it: The Hollow-weenie.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/36 "2014-10-06T15:16:48Z")

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Vermont Dog - all beef hot dog with melted cheddar cheese, apple slices, brown mustard, and maple syrup.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/37 "2014-10-06T15:32:25Z")

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One I actually make, but has no name: fried dog on bun, slather with crunchy peanut butter and top with Sriracha. Smoky, hot, crunchy, with an Asian peanut sauce flavor.

Name suggestions? Be polite.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/38 "2014-10-06T15:41:51Z")

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Un Chien Andalou- grill the dog, add a couple strips of bacon or some thin sliced ham, some fried green peppers, fresh diced tomato and a smear of mojo picon.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/39 "2014-10-06T22:01:28Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> Canadian hotdog - just add maple syrup.

Feh. A real Canadian hotdog would be maple smoked back bacon, cheese curds, French’s mustard, [mayo](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz4gU6sVUv4http://), saskatoon chutney on a bannock bun.

So There.😛

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-a-new-hot-dog-style/700279/40 "2014-10-06T22:04:48Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> One I actually make, but has no name: fried dog on bun, slather with crunchy peanut butter and top with Sriracha. Smoky, hot, crunchy, with an Asian peanut sauce flavor.
> 
> Name suggestions? Be polite.

Satay Night Special?

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