# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/21 "2001-08-30T21:56:59Z")

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What would my soulmate’s screen name be? **Bumblebee**? **Wasp**?

I think I need help here …

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**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/22 "2001-08-30T22:02:58Z")

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I’m thinking **Man-tis** for Ladybug.

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/23 "2001-08-30T22:09:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \*  
> \*\*I’m thinking **Man-tis** for Ladybug. \*\*

I like it. 🙂 Thanks!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/24 "2001-08-30T22:11:34Z")

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**MrVisible** would instantly fall for the **Invisible Man**.

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**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/25 "2001-08-30T22:19:10Z")

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I had a brainwave. Let **Mnementh** hook up with **Dragonlady**!

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/26 "2001-08-30T22:23:03Z")

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Hmmmmmm . . . this is tough. What about - nah. Hey there’s . . . nope, never mind.

Well damn. Something will come to me I am sure of it.

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/27 "2001-08-30T22:27:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\ ***MrVisible** would instantly fall for the **Invisible Man**. \*\*

…for a relationship that would play out like a game of Marco Polo.

And is it true that you’re pining away up there for your distant beau, **ScallionOfTheSouth**?

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@Amazing\_Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Magic-Gro_Monster)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/28 "2001-08-30T22:30:47Z")

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**Danimal** might hook up with **Dani_Girl_**.  
**NothingMan** may get along with **It Girl**.

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/29 "2001-08-30T22:37:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \*  
> Actually there is a **Trillian**  
> [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80663) a thread she started. But as far as I can tell, no **Fenchurch** as of yet.

But there _is_ a **Random**. Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/30 "2001-08-30T23:30:33Z")

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I’m still trying to figure out what cool name to call my SO. Any help?

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/31 "2001-08-30T23:43:46Z")

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And what would go with hardygrrl?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/32 "2001-08-30T23:45:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*And what would go with hardygrrl?

Nancyboy.\*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/33 "2001-08-30T23:46:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*I’m still trying to figure out what cool name to call my SO. Any help? \*\*

Daytripper? 😃

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/34 "2001-08-30T23:47:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*I’m still trying to figure out what cool name to call my SO. Any help? \*\*

I know it’s true, but it’s not pretty.

Your SO, **Nocturne** , would be… brace yourself… **Diurnal**.

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/35 "2001-08-30T23:50:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*I’m still trying to figure out what cool name to call my SO. Any help? \*\*

Diurne, if no one buzzed in with that yet.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/36 "2001-08-31T00:09:36Z")

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Diurne would work, although I was thinking Aubade, which doesn’t sound like a very male name at all.

Luckily, there’s no need to have a fancy-schmancy name for my boy. He has his own.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/37 "2001-08-31T00:21:48Z")

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My soulmate would be named Underpants.

Johnny L.A. finds the love of his life when he meets Janey N.Y.

Tracer’s eyes light up at the arrival of Drafter.

Mercutio’s perfect match would be named Pricciar… 😃

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/38 "2001-08-31T00:43:43Z")

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If you think of one for me, just keep it to yourself, OK?

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/39 "2001-08-31T00:43:57Z")

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I just know I’m going to end up with Notice Lotes, Wycrosoft Murd, or Shoto Fop.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/40 "2001-08-31T01:30:03Z")

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See if you can guess…

BurningGlacier  
TrumpetMan  
MeekestJane

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