# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/41 "2001-08-31T01:59:18Z")
It’s times like this when I really regret doing the first initial, last name thing. [sub]Although I’d probably be attracted to any new Doper who signed up under the screen name “Gigantic Tits.”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/42 "2001-08-31T02:03:44Z")
BurningGlacier=Coldfire’s SO TrumpetMan=tubagirl’s SO MeekestJane=Wildest Bill’s SO ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/43 "2001-08-31T02:13:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > **BurningGlacier=Coldfire’s SO** **BurningGlacier,** set aflame by **Coldfire**. THAT ROCKS!!! Well done **Guinastasia**! I nominate that one for the best soulmate yet! And congrats to **Nocturne** for figuring it out. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/44 "2001-08-31T02:15:46Z")
furryman will soon be protecting Polis with his (barely legal aged) sidekicks furrywoman and Kitten, the cute wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/45 "2001-08-31T02:19:42Z")
**Kilt-wearin’ Man** should pair up with **Pants-wearin’ Woman**. Put **hardygrrl** with **laurelman**. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/46 "2001-08-31T02:52:14Z")
The creative side of my brain is disfunctional tonight so I’m not able to come up with a witty name for my hubby. Diamond, Emerald and Pearl all sound a little girly, ya know? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/47 "2001-08-31T02:57:29Z")
AbbySthrnAccent -\> NormalNortherner (Anyone get this one?) Spritle -\> ChimChim Persephone -\> Adonis TheNerd -\> GeekGirl Athena -\> Mars pezpunk -\> Candy Libertine UncleBeer -\> AuntSudsy TubaDiva -\>BrassyPrimaDonna manhattan -\> Hells Kitchen bibliophage -\> BookBabe Ukulele Ike -\>MandolinMary More later if they come to me… ## O Languishing in the Well of Souls. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/48 "2001-08-31T03:01:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*If you think of one for me, just keep it to yourself, OK? \*\* Well, she has a different name now, but we used to have a **smeggy** , IIRC I think **Balance** digs **Grace** , but her husband might object. Although her soulmate would probably actually be **Klutz**. Or **Will** Maybe **Balance** should hook up with **Off-kilter** , instead? **beatle** should be on the lookout for **monkee** ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/49 "2001-08-31T03:09:24Z")
Ruby, what about Jasper? ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/50 "2001-08-31T03:11:46Z")
## O Vidi Vici Veni! ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/51 "2001-08-31T03:14:16Z")
The Kilt-wearin’ Man ? ## O Hoosier Daddy!? ---
**Author:** ![Beltane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@Beltane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beltane)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/52 "2001-08-31T03:27:04Z")
Well my obvious SO would be named Samhain- probably Sam Hain, even though that is SO wrong… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/53 "2001-08-31T03:55:11Z")
Maybe I could just change my name to **Corps** … 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/54 "2001-08-31T04:12:34Z")
**NothingMan** ==\> **AllWoman** **Nocturne** ==\> **Aubade** was better, but I can’t resist suggesting **Opus** ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/55 "2001-08-31T04:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _ > > Maybe I could just change my name to **Corps** … 🙂 Ow… pain… hurts me… 😉 Very clever, Mister Bond. And for **matt\_mcl** - hmmm, how about **Dairy Queen**? **Rabid Left**? **QuestionAuthority**? What’s “leftist lover” in Esperanto? 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/56 "2001-08-31T05:24:07Z")
I guess I’m all set if a _firej2_\* joins. I’m not holding my breath, though. ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Blossom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/57 "2001-08-31T12:31:31Z")
Oooh, oooh, oooh. Me next. How can we refer to my SO? (Besides Lucky Bastard) ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/58 "2001-08-31T12:49:04Z")
Yeah, I kinda like Off-Kilter… And I’m thinking that Tuba Diva needs a **Sax-Maniac!** Kalashnikov might hook up with **Mikoyan** GingerOfTheNorth seems destined to meet **GilliganOfTheSouth** Oh, and Ruby…how about **Obsidian**? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/59 "2001-08-31T12:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \* > \*\*Oooh, oooh, oooh. > > Me next. How can we refer to my SO? > > (Besides Lucky Bastard) \*\* maybe **Sakura**? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/60 "2001-08-31T12:51:37Z")
**Ruby** , for a more informal feel, you could use **Slippers**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=4)