# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/61 "2001-08-31T13:14:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gravity \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \* > > \*\*Oooh, oooh, oooh. > > > > Me next. How can we refer to my SO? > > > > (Besides Lucky Bastard) \*\* > > maybe **Sakura**? \*\* **Sakura** is a bit young…and DaveW00 will kick your heinie if you hit on her. (Sakura is his daughter) For me, I guess I’d have to have a _menage a’ trois_ with Wax Bean and Kidney Bean–or whatever the heck is in three bean salad. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/62 "2001-08-31T13:21:00Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Green Bean \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Sakura is a bit young…and DaveW00 will kick your heinie if you hit on her. (Sakura is his daughter) > \*\* Whoops! Well, how about **Bing** , then? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/63 "2001-08-31T13:23:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Danimal \* > > I believe **Sue Duhnym** is taken too, but her husband could adopt the screen name **Anton Nym** , > > GAH! That’s perfect, and I how I shall refer to him from now on. Hmm, I’d have thought **Sue Duhnym** would be perfect with **Norm dePlume**. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/64 "2001-08-31T13:27:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **My soulmate would be named Underpants.** Awww, **SPOOFE** darling, I didn’t know I was your soulmate! Anyway, I tried to start a thread like this [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83859), but this one seems more successful. For me, how about **FireBoxersDick**? Maybe **FireUnderpantsManBoobs** if he needed to wear a bro. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/65 "2001-08-31T13:28:07Z")
I think fella bilong missus flodnak’s position is secure… ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/66 "2001-08-31T14:44:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \* > \*\*Oooh, oooh, oooh. > > Me next. How can we refer to my SO? > > (Besides Lucky Bastard) \*\* Perhaps a **Cherry\_Picker\_** would be in order? ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Blossom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/67 "2001-08-31T14:46:41Z")
Bing is perfect! How about for Gravity there’s… Centrifugal Force. Or Newton. Or maybe, Poison (smell good names) Of course, nothing can resist the pull of Gravity, so it could be anything! ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Blossom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/68 "2001-08-31T14:50:44Z")
Danimal, that SO name makes me feel cheap and dirty and unlike the flower I’m named for… Thank you. I think you’d be suited for someone named SheWolf. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/69 "2001-08-31T14:51:29Z")
My sweetie’s **Flashpoint** , with only one post to her fame. But you’re right…I’ll suck you all in eventually. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/70 "2001-08-31T15:01:19Z")
I think I could live with a **Scotch** , or maybe a **Whiskey**. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/71 "2001-08-31T15:05:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soda \* > \*\*I think I could live with a **Scotch** , or maybe a **Whiskey**. \*\* But not a **Pop**? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/72 "2001-08-31T15:08:02Z")
**str8n** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/73 "2001-08-31T15:12:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gravity \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Soda \* > > I think I could live with a **Scotch** , or maybe a **Whiskey**. > > But not a **Pop**? I’ve called my dad **Sodapop** on the boards, so thanks, but no thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/74 "2001-08-31T15:23:19Z")
Yuck, sorry about that! 🙂 They could be **Baking** or **Club**. ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/75 "2001-08-31T15:27:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cherry\_Blossom\_ \* > \*\*Danimal, > > that SO name makes me feel cheap and dirty and unlike the flower I’m named for… > \*\* I’m so sorry, **Cherry** , I didn’t mean to offend you. I withdraw my suggestion. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/76 "2001-08-31T15:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \* > \*\*I’m thinking **Man-tis** for Ladybug. \*\* I was thinkin’ **Stag Beetle**. ---
**Author:** ![Cherry\_Blossom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/77 "2001-08-31T17:30:59Z")
Danimal, I was joshing. I was actually thanking you for making it sound cheap and dirty. After kinky, cheap and dirty are two of my favorite adjective. Forgive me for my insolent tone, Danimal the Merciful. ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/78 "2001-08-31T18:27:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \* > \*\* > Persephone -\> Adonis > \*\* Growls at **Oicu812**. Recommends he brush up on his Greek mythology. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/79 "2001-08-31T20:04:00Z")
**SPOOFE** : How about Jenny Seattle? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/80 "2001-08-31T23:04:16Z")
**pluto** > [@](#): > > Growls at Oicu812. Recommends he brush up on his Greek mythology. Chuckles at **pluto**. Suggests he remember that Roman is not Greek and recommends **pluto** go find a **Proserpina** (or a **Lady** , compliments of Disney©). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=5)