# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/81 "2001-08-31T23:07:46Z")
My name probably ought to be **Susan Delgado** , eh? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/82 "2001-08-31T23:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \* > **\ GingerOfTheNorth seems destined to meet GilliganOfTheSouth** …No thanks. I had a thing for the Professor, though. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/83 "2001-08-31T23:53:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Ruby, what about Jasper? \*\* Hey! That one’s taken already. 🙂 BurningGlacier’s a nice one indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/84 "2001-09-01T00:00:33Z")
Thanks, **pluto!** I was kinda scratching my head over that one too. I mean, Adonis is cool & all, but…well, I’m already kinda stuck with you (and I do mean that in a good way, of course). 😃 > [@](#): > > bibliophage -\> BookBabe Can’t have this one, either. Already belongs to a 13-year-old non-Doper who is very dear to me, and I’ll whomp the poo out of anyone who messes with her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/85 "2001-09-01T04:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Jasper: Found worldwide and comes in shades of red, yellow, green, or brown. Suggested to be used for elixirs because it will not over-stimulate any part of the body. Considered more effective if it is used for long periods of time because it works slowly. It is a methodical and meticulous worker. Each color of Jasper has additional specific qualities when used alone. Jasper works well in conjunction with Opals. Recommended for executives as an aid to quick thinking. Also helps them endure stress. \*\* I’m not sure I want to compete with Opal…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/86 "2001-09-01T05:26:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\ ***pluto** > > > [@](#): > > > > Growls at Oicu812. Recommends he brush up on his Greek mythology. > > Chuckles at **pluto**. Suggests he remember that Roman is not Greek and recommends **pluto** go find a **Proserpina** (or a **Lady** , compliments of Disney©). \*\* LOL! I just got back to the thread after being gone today and I find this gem!!! 😉 ## O Tobaccanalian Revelries! ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/87 "2001-09-01T05:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Thanks, **pluto!** I was kinda scratching my head over that one too. I mean, Adonis is cool & all, but…well, I’m already kinda stuck with you (and I do mean that in a good way, of course). 😃 > > > [@](#): > > > > bibliophage -\> BookBabe > > Can’t have this one, either. Already belongs to a 13-year-old non-Doper who is very dear to me, and I’ll whomp the poo out of anyone who messes with her. 😃 \*\* How about **TomeMama** then? ## O The **ORIGINAL** Slurpee! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/88 "2001-09-01T05:32:41Z")
Someone think of something witty for me, because I can’t. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/89 "2001-09-01T05:44:17Z")
Why, Blanketoverthehead103, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/90 "2001-09-01T06:03:31Z")
I was thinking Elvira69 for monster, myself… ## O Witty Sig© ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/91 "2001-09-01T14:08:31Z")
Hey **Oicu,** you do know that **tomndebb** is right about the Proserpina/Persephone thing, don’t you? Me, I’ve always just chosen to overlook it. Sigh. I wanna be **tomndebb** when I grow up. He’s always right about everything, and he’s really, really nice about it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/92 "2001-09-01T14:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > Someone think of something witty for me, because I can’t. ☹ Phantom309 ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/93 "2001-09-01T15:01:43Z")
Yes, I realize very well that tomndebb was correct. It just tickled the hell out of me. The phrasing just amused me, and that is why I posted what I did. Sorry if I was obtuse… ## O My girl is spathic. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/94 "2001-09-01T17:24:06Z")
I’m certain that there is a **Charybdis** on this board somewhere, but I’d recommend that name for **Scylla’s** wife, were she to come aboard. (Except I think his name comes from _Hotel New Hampshire_.) **handy’s** SO could be named **LikesToBeTouched.** **Elenfair** , upstanding noble lady that she is, may have to settle for a mere **KnightOfTheRose**. (Ahem.) **FireUnderpantsBoobs** has, as her SO, **BraExtinguisher**. Got any for me? **FlowerGirl**? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/95 "2001-09-01T19:00:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danimal \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > > **BurningGlacier=Coldfire’s SO** > > **BurningGlacier,** set aflame by **Coldfire**. THAT ROCKS!!! Well done **Guinastasia**! I nominate that one for the best soulmate yet! > > And congrats to **Nocturne** for figuring it out. \*\* :o -takes a bow Now, I challenge you to find MY soul mate’s sn. Good luck! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/96 "2001-09-01T19:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > Now, I challenge you to find MY soul mate’s sn. Good luck! > 😉 \*\* Well, if you believe Anna Anderson’s story, then I can see you falling for **Guinamanahan** or **Guinakovsky**. Or if you are of a more skeptical persuasion, **Russophile** might become your one and only. Am I close? ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/97 "2001-09-01T21:20:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > Now, I challenge you to find MY soul mate’s sn. Good luck! > 😉 \*\* **Beefcake Stroganoff**? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/98 "2001-09-01T21:23:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by AlbertRose_ > **I’m certain that there is a Charybdis on this board somewhere, but I’d recommend that name for Scylla’s wife, were she to come aboard. (Except I think his name comes from _Hotel New Hampshire_.)** Actually, I think **Scylla** ’s wife has already registered (sorry to poop on your parade). But damn if i can’t think of her name! Oh, here it is: **Izza**. (I just did a search.) She’s only posted once, though. (Interesting fact: a search on “gynecologist tennis” in MPSIMS covering two years yields five threads! I would have thought that there would be much less. A search in IMHO for the same terms covering two years yields one thread. Hmm…crazy!) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by AlbertRose_ > **FireUnderpantsBoobs has, as her SO, BraExtinguisher.** I like it! Gold star for you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/99 "2001-09-02T01:44:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danimal \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > > Now, I challenge you to find MY soul mate’s sn. Good luck! > > 😉 \*\* > > Well, if you believe Anna Anderson’s story, then I can see you falling for **Guinamanahan** or **Guinakovsky**. Or if you are of a more skeptical persuasion, **Russophile** might become your one and only. > > Am I close? \*\* No, no, no. It’s going to be something like Arthitri. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/100 "2001-09-02T02:04:35Z")
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