# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sparteye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Sparteye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparteye)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/101 "2001-09-02T02:14:06Z")
For **Smeghead** , how about **NoBrisOblige**? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/102 "2001-09-02T02:33:07Z")
**Oicu812** , we all love **Young Frankenstein**. Now then… \*\*AbbySthrnAccent would love AbbottNCostello Cartooniverse would pine after Animatrix Dr. Matrix will, of course, hunger for NeoMancer Ginger Of The North will delight in Garlic Of The South 😃 Jarbabyj will have the hots for BottleBabyBumperk TubaDiva will horn in on the world of A440 CrankyAsAnOldMan will make friends with Silas Mariner 😉 Gobear will find a real honey in, predictably, HoneyPot Geobabe will become entwined with MicaManiac SuaSponte will join in chorus with AmosAmasAlotta Lux Fiat will connect ethereally with DoniNobisPacem Magdalene will fall for Editdroid\*\* More to come. God…what a great thread !! Ciao Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/103 "2001-09-02T02:33:57Z")
If you can’t come up with one for me, you’re not a Marxist. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/104 "2001-09-02T02:49:16Z")
Of course, no one has a match for me ☹ (well, except the real one 😉 ) My name is a hindu word for “too much”. Any ideas? ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/105 "2001-09-02T04:12:37Z")
Well, I betcha someone named **Ogu81** would spark a flame in **Oicu812.** (Or possibly just heartburn.) ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/106 "2001-09-02T04:35:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gravity \* > \*\ ***Ruby** , for a more informal feel, you could use **Slippers**. \*\* I’m not sure how I missed this, but I likes it. Thanks, **Gravity**! ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/107 "2001-09-02T04:44:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*Howsa 'bout me? \*\* Being a fan of _Little Shop of Horrors_, I can’t resist suggesting **Seymour** for your soulmate. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/108 "2001-09-02T16:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > Of course, no one has a match for me ☹ (well, except the real one 😉 ) > My name is a hindu word for “too much”. Any ideas? How about **Não Bastante** , **Non Abbastanza** or **Nicht Genug** (Portuguese, Italian and German for “not enough”.) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/109 "2001-09-02T19:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > **Ginger Of The North will delight in Garlic Of The South 😃** I love it when people pay attention. Animatrix, eh? Are you telling us more than you intended too, **Cartooniverse**? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/110 "2001-09-03T00:07:36Z")
Hehehe…good ones…all of 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/111 "2001-09-03T00:21:56Z")
Yeah, let’s see you come up with my opposite number! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/112 "2001-09-03T01:49:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > > **Ginger Of The North will delight in Garlic Of The South 😃** > > I love it when people pay attention. > > Animatrix, eh? Are you telling us more than you intended too, **Cartooniverse**? \*\* Nope. 😉 Just exactly enough. And, of course I pay attention… who wouldn’t ??? ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/113 "2001-09-03T04:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qadgop the Mercotan \* > \*\*Yeah, let’s see you come up with my opposite number! \*\* Jane. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/114 "2001-09-03T04:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qadgop the Mercotan \* > \*\*Yeah, let’s see you come up with my opposite number! \*\* Opposites attract when **Qadgop the Mercotan** falls madly in love with **ueto)JaW ayt do6peb**. (I’m unfamiliar with the literature from which **Qadgop** took his name. So sue me.) ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/115 "2001-09-03T07:20:54Z")
GrandfatherTrout’s SO? Why, GrandmotherSalmon, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/116 "2001-09-03T07:52:08Z")
Ooh, me, ooh, me! _jumps about waving hands furiously in the air_ whataboutmewhataboutmewhataboutme? actually i was thinking something like PantherPaws? my SO likes that… or does someone have that already? any others? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/117 "2001-09-03T09:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > **handy’s** SO could be named **LikesToBeTouched.** Or, a la Red Green, **handsome**. > [@](#): > > **FireUnderpantsBoobs** has, as her SO, **BraExtinguisher**. [Sandra Bullock in _28 Days_] “Now _there’s_ a excuse for being late: my tits caught on fire.”[/Sandra Bullock] > [@](#): > > Got any for me? \*\* **VictoriaFell**? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/118 "2001-09-03T13:28:00Z")
Sorry to get in on this so late but… What about me? The name comes from submarine fiber optics, if it helps. –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/119 "2001-09-03T13:40:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > \*\*Sorry to get in on this so late but… > > What about me? > > The name comes from submarine fiber optics, if it helps. > > –sublight. \*\* **Tachyon**? **Superheavy**? **Planedark**? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/120 "2001-09-03T13:41:34Z")
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