# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![audient](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@audient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audient)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/121 "2001-09-03T13:48:56Z")

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i guess i should refer to my SO as ‘vidient’?

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/122 "2001-09-03T14:18:00Z")

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KnightOfTheRose, eh? I could live with that 😉 (ahem)

Odieman deserves better than a Garfieldwoman.

Really.

😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/123 "2001-09-04T01:47:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ruby \*  
> \*\*Being a fan of _Little Shop of Horrors_, I can’t resist suggesting **Seymour** for your soulmate. 🙂 \*\*

Oh, why not. Thanks. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/124 "2001-09-04T03:03:37Z")

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Anyone who knows from where my user name comes from will know the obvious answer for **Arden Ranger’s** SO…  
**Julian**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/125 "2001-09-04T05:07:57Z")

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Since I actually have a wife, I thought I should jump in and name her.

Up to now I’ve been referring to her simply as Mrs. Chef, but I think **Sue Chef** is better.

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/126 "2001-09-04T06:28:59Z")

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Cheffie love, you always know how to make me giggle.

As for my SO? Single if he doesn’t start behaving.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/127 "2001-09-04T13:09:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MrVisible \*  
> **chique meets ghai, and in time, they may have a bhebie.**

Chiming in a little late, perhaps, but I wanted you to know that this very nearly killed me. Beautiful.  
And as appealing as this **Dragonlady** may be, I think **Ramoth** may have issues with this. 😉 Besides, what better name could there be?

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**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/128 "2001-09-04T13:35:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*GrandfatherTrout’s SO?
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> Why, GrandmotherSalmon, of course! \*\*

Actually, it would be more like Great-UncleSalmon (or possibly MartyMcFly? HipWader?), but I’ll accept it in the spirit in which it was offered. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/129 "2001-09-04T13:52:06Z")

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I’ll be looking to make an alloy with that hot little number 29. I’ll Cu later.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/130 "2001-09-04T19:34:44Z")

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Ah, 'tis a burden to be so boring as to name myself my actual name. Creative hubbie naming possibilities: nil. But you’re a bright bunch. I can’t go on calling him Mr. Ellen forever.

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**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/131 "2001-09-04T22:58:22Z")

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ahh, too easy.

my SO should be named **crazypokey**.

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**Author:** ![Sparteye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Sparteye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparteye)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/132 "2001-09-05T03:21:59Z")

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Hey **Ellen** : how about **ManHeche**?

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/133 "2001-09-05T03:43:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Ruby \*  
> > \*\*Being a fan of _Little Shop of Horrors_, I can’t resist suggesting **Seymour** for your soulmate. 🙂 \*\*
> 
> Oh, why not. Thanks. 🙂 \*\*

Holy shimmering sheep…um…something. 😃  
I was just reading this thread now, and when I read the **Ruby** ’s post I thought Ruby was in trouble. Imagine my surprise, huh, **Audrey**? 😉

**Audrey** , your board soulmate could also be AndreaD, after the Dr. Andrea Dotti that Audrey Hepburn married.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/134 "2001-09-05T03:45:50Z")

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Ok-who goes with the psychobunny?

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/135 "2001-09-05T04:02:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by psychobunny \*  
> \*\*Ok-who goes with the psychobunny? \*\*

Possibly a \*\*Dire Wolf \*\*?

Also in reply to **Nocturne** I’d have to say the opposite SO would be…ahem… **Dawn** , or **Don** depending on your preference of the moment.

The much more prosaic **Hometowngirl** and I do just fine, thanx. (Though there is a restaurant in a nearby town called “Big City Chicks”)

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**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/136 "2001-09-05T05:54:16Z")

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Well, there is a real SO without a name who occaisionally usurps my SN to post. Anyone want to give her a SN of her own?

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/137 "2001-09-05T05:57:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by psychobunny \*  
> \*\*Ok-who goes with the psychobunny? \*\*

MadHare ?

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/138 "2001-09-05T06:08:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paperbackwriter \*  
> \*\*Well, there is a real SO without a name who occaisionally usurps my SN to post. Anyone want to give her a SN of her own? \*\*

How about **paperbackreader**?

Oh, or you could go with **womannamedlear**! You know, the woman who wrote the novel on which yours is based. 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/139 "2001-09-05T07:26:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\*I was just reading this thread now, and when I read the **Ruby** ’s post I thought Ruby was in trouble. \*\*

Naw, that’d only happen if you or **KKB** suggested it. 😃

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> \*\ ***Audrey** , your board soulmate could also be AndreaD, after the Dr. Andrea Dotti that Audrey Hepburn married. \*\*

A doctor! Neat!

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/140 "2001-09-05T11:44:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sparteye \*  
> \*\*Hey **Ellen** : how about **ManHeche**? \*\*

Not bad, not bad.

I thought of the perfect paramour for **Manservant Hecubus**. The Chicken Lady, of course!

\<shudder\>

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