# Invent Screen Names for the Dopers' Soulmates! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985 "2001-08-30T19:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/141 "2001-09-05T12:41:09Z")
**silent\_rob** , thanks for that, I think womannamedlear might just be the ticket. And to answer **Qadgop the Mercotan** ’s challenge, after he disproves the “yieldlessness of absolute neutronium”, Qadgop finds himself struck by the beauty of [Cynthia](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80282). Just before she is devoured. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/142 "2001-09-05T18:45:25Z")
I s’pose I’d get me a **Lyon**? And for fun, add a **bear**? …or maybe **bare**? **Lyon** , **Tygr** and **bare**. 😃 [sup]Ohhh my![/sup] But the poet in me is really pining for **FearfulSymmetry**. [sub]Sorry, Simetra is not close enough…[/sub] Always figgered **Danimal** would go with **Garanimals** , but perhaps that only works in my head… **Purd Werfect** had me rollin in the aisles with his choices. P’raps because I’m kindof a Shoto Fop meself. …and would **detop** really want to be seen with **debottom**? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/143 "2001-09-05T19:01:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > **But the poet in me is really pining for FearfulSymmetry. [sub]Sorry, Simetra is not close enough…[/sub]** How about **Immortal Hand**? ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/144 "2001-09-05T19:41:17Z")
Levity? And for FireUnderpantsBoobs, um, how about BalledFaceLiar? ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/145 "2001-09-06T12:59:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gravity \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > > \*\*But the poet in me is really pining for **FearfulSymmetry**. \*\* > > How about **Immortal Hand**? \*\* No, I dated her for several years while I was single… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/146 "2001-09-06T17:20:03Z")
Ohh I love these things… someone name mine pwease? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/147 "2001-09-06T17:39:52Z")
Yup. Story of my life. All alone on this branch. ---
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/148 "2001-09-06T18:23:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Yup. Story of my life. All alone on this branch. \*\* [b}Screech-owl\*\*, perhaps what you need is a **lovebird**. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/149 "2001-09-06T18:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > \*\*Ohh I love these things… someone name mine pwease? \*\* How about **Alabaster Honeybee**? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/150 "2001-09-06T18:52:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gravity \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > > \*\*Ohh I love these things… someone name mine pwease? \*\* > > How about **Alabaster Honeybee**? \*\* Or, perhaps, **Alabaster Bunnyhee**. Just to fit with the style of **Flutterby** ’s name, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/151 "2001-09-06T19:17:23Z")
Ohhh -likes Alabaster Bunnyhee… grins- But wouldn’t it be Boneyhee? -wrinkles her nose- Though that looks odd… ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/152 "2001-09-06T19:31:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*Howsa 'bout me? \*\* Hmm, I’m thinking ZaneJ. Still kind of cool and classic, and there are several levels of interaction depending on how closely you look at the two. Steven PS, my wife isn’t a doper, but she goes by MoxMaiden on the boards we both frequent. Anyone familiar with the genesis of my name will probably understand. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/153 "2001-09-06T19:43:16Z")
Since you are all so creative, care to name mine? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/154 "2001-09-06T20:05:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \* > \*\*Since you are all so creative, care to name mine? \*\* Uhm… **Hazardan**? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/155 "2001-09-06T20:09:54Z")
I can’t think of one for you, **Dangerosa** , but once you find your soulmate, you can take her/him on a date to the Ponderosa! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/156 "2001-09-06T20:14:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \* > \*\*Since you are all so creative, care to name mine? \*\* Perilosa? I guess mine exists on the board already. We have a **SuperLorie**. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/157 "2001-09-06T21:11:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \* > \*\*Since you are all so creative, care to name mine? \*\* I think **Dangerosa** would be looking for a **DangerRick**! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/158 "2001-09-07T00:45:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\*…and would _ **detop** _ really want to be seen with _ **debottom** _? \*\* Depends. **debottom of the ninth** or **debottom of the pint**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/159 "2001-09-07T15:59:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by detop \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > > \*\*…and would _ **detop** _ really want to be seen with _ **debottom** _? \*\* > > Depends. **debottom of the ninth** or **debottom of the pint**? 😃 \*\* Definitely not **debottom of the barrel**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985/160 "2001-09-08T06:00:02Z")
Well the boring choice for me would be Velvet, since she was Cumber’s mate in the book I got the name from. And any other ones probably involve vegetable jokes so I should maybe steer clear of this thread. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invent-screen-names-for-the-dopers-soulmates/78985.md?page=9)