# Invisible Pink Unicorn! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562 "2000-04-04T20:42:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/1 "2000-04-04T20:42:00Z")
I am in need of spiritual thirst-quenching, so, please, someone give me more information about Our Holy Invisible Pink Unicorn! This quote from Gaudere is what turned me over: > [@](#): > > Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that She is pink; logically, we know She is invisible because we can’t see Her. The logic has swayed me! I believe! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/2 "2000-04-04T20:46:00Z")
I think there’s a whole website devoted to The Pink. I’ll see if I can find it. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/3 "2000-04-04T20:47:00Z")
Here’s one, there may be more: [http://home.att.net/~edwards-mm/](http://home.att.net/~edwards-mm/) ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/4 "2000-04-04T21:23:00Z")
I need more proof. Are there any relics available for display? Any hoof trimmings, pink mane hair, unicorn horn scales? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/5 "2000-04-04T21:49:00Z")
Another site: [http://www.xmission.com/~utahutes/ipu/](http://www.xmission.com/~utahutes/ipu/) > [@](#): > > The Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh) has revealed that we are to consume the One True Pizza in Her Honor, and make a feast of pizzian sacrifices on a regular basis to appease Her Holy Hungriness. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/6 "2000-04-04T22:51:00Z")
This is probably the best site: [http://www.palmyra.demon.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm](http://www.palmyra.demon.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm) > [@](#): > > Are there any relics available for display? **The Holy Sock of Bob** Doubly blessed by Her Horniness as it has been pierced by her Horn and has been imbued with her Pink Essence in the Wash Room Shrine of a small house in Long Beach CA. The Sock is reputed to cause outbreaks of Irrationality. Incredulity and expletives were in abundance when it was first discovered, especially believable as the rest of the wash was also Pink. More about Wash Rooms is revealed by the [Lost Prophet of AOL](http://home.att.net/~edwards-mm/lost.htm). ## Welcome to the fold, my Brother Esprix! Surely we shall all frolic together in the Pastures of High Grass and Low Manure someday! Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that She is pink; logically, we know She is invisible because we can’t see Her. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/invisible-pink-unicorn/15562/7 "2000-04-05T07:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Bast: > **I need more proof. Are there any relics available for display? Any hoof trimmings, pink mane hair, unicorn horn scales? 😃** Of _course_ there are relics - but they’re invisible too. (Pssst! Quick question - unicorn horns have scales?) * * * You’ve got a point there, brother - and one of these days I’m going to figure out what it is. - Cecil Adams