# Iran -- you better watch yourself!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 1, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776 "2017-02-01T21:45:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/1 "2017-02-01T21:45:08Z")

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The National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn, made a statement today in relation to Iran’s missile tests. In a bold move, he placed Iran on… DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Oops, I read that wrong. Iran has been warned of a RED LINE!!

No, that’s something that only loser Presidents do. It appears that Iran is now “on notice.”

Stephen Colbert used to have a handy “on notice” board, in which grizzly bears, the Toronto Raptors, business casual, OK Go, and other phenomena, concepts, or proper nouns were alerted that they were on thin ice.

So, what does it mean for Iran to be “on notice?” Is this more serious than an “eschew?” What’s next, a “cut direct?” Could this end in a “swipe left?”

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**Author:** ![SmartAlecCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SmartAlecCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAlecCat)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/2 "2017-02-01T22:59:22Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> So, what does it mean for Iran to be “on notice?”

Not _just_ “on notice” – this one is “_ **officially** _ on notice”.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/3 "2017-02-01T23:02:03Z")

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You want they should bomb them? Thank God for small favors!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/4 "2017-02-01T23:02:57Z")

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You kid, but this is actually a bit of relief for me. I’ve been worried for a while that a Trump Administration would overreact and not do these more diplomatic things first.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/5 "2017-02-01T23:04:57Z")

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I like how he was quick to slam the Obama adminstration.’

I cant wait to see his reaction the next time NK does something stupid.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/6 "2017-02-01T23:11:11Z")

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Could I get a link or something to Flynn’s statement?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/7 "2017-02-01T23:15:32Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> Could I get a link or something to Flynn’s statement?

> **[WH national security adviser: Iran is ‘on notice’ | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/01/politics/michael-flynn-condemns-iran-actions/)**
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> President Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor Michael Flynn condemned Wednesday Iran’s recent ballistic missile test launch, calling it a “provocative” breach of a UN Security Council resolution.

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> “As of today, we are officially putting Iran on notice,” Flynn said from the White House briefing room.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/8 "2017-02-01T23:15:41Z")

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Is this one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama was also planning to do it, or one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama didn’t do it years ago?

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/9 "2017-02-01T23:21:51Z")

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@ **iiandyiiii** thanks!

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/10 "2017-02-01T23:39:20Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Is this one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama was also planning to do it, or one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama didn’t do it years ago?

If only this weren’t so apt.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/11 "2017-02-02T00:22:19Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Is this one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama was also planning to do it, or one of those things that they claim they’re doing because Obama didn’t do it years ago?

Maybe it’s one of those things that Obama did, and they’re doing it, too, but they’re doing it _better._

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/12 "2017-02-02T00:33:43Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> You want they should bomb them? Thank God for small favors!

I can’t be quite so cavalier. After all the crap flung at Obama for not going balls in on his “red line” in Syria, I could see this admin being ready to prove just how hard ass they are. They probably think “On notice” means something.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/13 "2017-02-02T00:48:43Z")

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Well, the next step is “on their official record,” and nobody wants that.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/14 "2017-02-02T00:50:49Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I can’t be quite so cavalier. After all the crap flung at Obama for not going balls in on his “red line” in Syria, I could see this admin being ready to prove just how hard ass they are. They probably think “On notice” means something.

Yeah, but what? I’m sure “on official notice” is meant to sound menacing, but what is Trump actually going to do?

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/15 "2017-02-02T00:53:02Z")

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Iran is now officially in timeout.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/16 "2017-02-02T00:55:37Z")

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I’m sure the Iranians are giving this the due seriousness it deserves…

Look, Persia (which more or less is Iran) has been around a long, long time and they’ve played the political game, both as a “Great Power” and as a subdued one. Not that they are perfect or can’t/won’t make mistakes, but comparing them to the diplomatic team Trump is probably putting together…

We shall see.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/17 "2017-02-02T01:23:57Z")

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I’m thinking rant. Off to the Pit!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/18 "2017-02-02T01:36:09Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, the next step is “on their official record,” and nobody wants that.

Did the Iranians happen to mention they were impressed?

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/19 "2017-02-02T01:43:09Z")

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I’m… confused by this thread. You’re… upset, because the president has taken a hard stance against Iran who, by the way, just test fired a ballistic missile and has repeatedly vowed to destroy/nuke Israel and the US?

Well, I suppose Trump could have bent over and gifted them a few hundred million. I’m sure you’d love that 🙂

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iran-you-better-watch-yourself/778776/20 "2017-02-02T01:47:36Z")

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Paul Jay of The Real News suspects that the new NSC is being packed with those who want a war with Iran. Lawrence Wilkerson says that it’s possible they’re looking that way. But Larry is more concerned that it’s a team of stupid, hawkish yes-men.  
[link](http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=74&jumival=18246)

If this thread weren’t here just now, I was going to start one titled, “Whoopee! We’re all gonna die!”

With these clowns in power, I see a global thermonuclear exchange coming as soon as Friday.

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