# Iron Chef: 15 Years To Master Salt? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 24, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878 "2006-02-24T03:10:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/81 "2006-02-27T03:34:34Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > … the “distilled from the sweat from a Balinese temple dancer’s upper thigh” salt … I’d be interested in tasting this … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/82 "2006-02-27T03:43:06Z")
I am the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Chai. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/83 "2006-02-27T03:57:57Z")
Gee, we’re running out of foods. I guess I’ll be the [non-terrorist] Jihadist of Junk Food. ---
**Author:** ![Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olive_The_Other_Reindeer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/84 "2006-02-27T04:08:53Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > And one might question why you are not, say, the Okolnichiya of Olives. Actually, my husband calls himself the Mount of Olive ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/85 "2006-02-27T04:32:43Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Gee, we’re running out of foods. Not hardly, says I, the Original Gangsta of Okra, the Vizier of Venison, the Panjandrum of Polenta. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/86 "2006-02-27T04:35:32Z")
Ruler of ribs here. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/87 "2006-02-27T04:51:44Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Gee, we’re running out of foods. Plenty of beverages left. I’m the Big Kahuna of Kahlua. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/88 "2006-02-27T07:24:24Z")
I am the Raja of Rice, the Burgher of Burgers, the Constable of Cornmeal (none of that effete polenta junk), the Warlord of Whipped Cream, and the Landsknect of Linguica and Lentils. ---
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/89 "2006-02-27T07:51:04Z")
> [@Dr. Woo](#): > > I am the Bacon Bitch. Pleased to meet you, Dr. Woo [Are you really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?], for I am the **Bacon Slut (Oink!)**, and I have the [ID to prove it](http://www.sirblah.com/misc/group8.htm) (12th pic down on page, courtesy of **Amazon Floozy Goddess** and **Hal Briston** )! [What I lose in alliteration, I gain in anagrammy goodness.] ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/90 "2006-02-27T08:03:59Z")
Hello. I’m Pope Pop Tart XII. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/91 "2006-02-27T08:18:09Z")
Can I be the Salami Sultan? Marc ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/92 "2006-02-27T13:33:23Z")
Panjandrum of Pepper checking in… ---
**Author:** ![TheseGoToEleven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@TheseGoToEleven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheseGoToEleven)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/93 "2006-02-27T17:09:25Z")
that nobody beat me to this: Baron of Beer, here! Cheers! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/94 "2006-02-27T17:09:59Z")
Well I must be the Samurai of Salmon then ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/95 "2006-02-27T17:16:12Z")
Chairman of Cheesecake. The ladies love me. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/96 "2006-02-27T17:18:17Z")
Cardinal of the Creme Brulee! ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/97 "2006-02-27T18:08:12Z")
Patriarch of Pastrami! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/98 "2006-02-27T18:45:36Z")
I am the Baron of Boboli. My sister is the Viceroy of Vegemite. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/99 "2006-02-27T18:49:45Z")
Duchess of Doughnuts, Czarina of Cookies and Heiress of Hostess, at your service. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iron-chef-15-years-to-master-salt/345878/100 "2006-02-27T18:58:10Z")
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