# Irregular English plurals?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 6, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144 "2006-12-06T23:26:15Z")\
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[QUOTE=lissener]  
I think the list in the OP is words that have a unique word for its plural that is not subject the regular rules of ANY language  
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That’s not true for at least 3 of the OP’s examples - brethren, children, and oxen, all of which are proper Germanic plurals.

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I found a pretty good [web page listing irregular English plurals](http://www2.gsu.edu/~wwwesl/egw/crump.htm#ListOne). Some words from that page not already listed here:

calf - calves  
elf - elves  
half - halves  
hoof - hooves  
life - lives  
loaf - loaves  
scarf - scarves  
self - selves  
shelf - shelves  
wife - wives  
wolf - wolves  
analysis - analyses  
axis - axes  
basis - bases  
crisis - crises  
diagnosis - diagnoses  
emphasis - emphases  
hypothesis - hypotheses  
neurosis - neuroses  
oasis - oases  
parenthesis - parentheses  
synposis - synposes  
thesis - theses

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/23 "2006-12-07T15:41:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Tengu]  
That’s not true for at least 3 of the OP’s examples - brethren, children, and oxen, all of which are proper Germanic plurals.  
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“Children” is a double plural. “Childer” (cf. German _Kinder_) was the historic plural, but since even early English didn’t pluralize with -R much, then -EN plural was added. Dialectal “chilluns” is a triple plural (although plural #1, the -R, has vanished away).

But in fact all of the OP’s examples are regular plurals. Pluralizing by umlaut (raising the internal vowel) is a perfectly fine is uncommon way of forming plurals. Compare Welsh \*asgwrn \* (bone) / \*esgyrn \* (bones). And there is no mention of words like _person_, whose plural is either the regular \*persons \* or the highly irregular _people_, taken from a different root altogether. I think what the OP is asking is “uncommon English plurals derived from Germanic roots.”

- So we have the vast majority of nouns pluralizing by -s / -es.  
Some of these make the list because of subsequent phonetic changes in English: F and V were originally allophones; so word-final -F was pronounced /f/ (cnif \> knife) and in between two vowels it was pronounced /v/ (cnifes \> knives). Also die \> dice.

- A few remanants of earlier ways of forming the plural: n-stems by adding -n / -en instead of -s / -es (ox, oxen) or athematic consonant stems by umlaut (mouse, mice)

- children, an old -r / -er plural “regularized” to and -n / -en plural.

- plurals taken from other cases and used in special circumstances (penny, pennies / pence).

- nouns where a different word altogether is used to make the plural (person, people).

- Latin plurals: 1st declension -a \> -ae (alumna), 2nd declension -us \> -i / -um \> -a (datum, data), third declension -is / -es (crisis, crises)

- Greek plurals: -on \> -a (phenomenon, -a), plus some other ones (my Greek isn’t good enough for a list).

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Have just looked at Roger Lass’s _Old English_. He says:

“In post-OE times, only _foot_, _goose_, _man_, _louse_, \*mouse \* have not gone over to” adding a plural ending, but once the group included the words] oak, burgh, cow, goat, turf, furrow, nut. “The plural of _brôc_, i.e. _brêc_, does remain in the double-plural form _breeches_, though the singular (which would be \*_brook_) has been lost.” (p. 136)

He also notes that calf, lamb, and egg all used to have -r plurals. (OE: _cealfru_, “calves”)

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[QUOTE=Jeff Lichtman]  
I found a pretty good [web page listing irregular English plurals](http://www2.gsu.edu/~wwwesl/egw/crump.htm#ListOne). Some words from that page not already listed here:

calf - calves  
…  
wolf - wolves

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You could argue that these are regular, because English has a rule that nouns endding in -f or -fe form their plural with -ves. However, if that is the rule, then the dwarfs form of the plural of dwarf becomes irregular!

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/26 "2006-12-07T16:32:21Z")

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genie - genii

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/27 "2006-12-07T17:12:12Z")

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Biceps is singular, and the plural is bicepses, according to my old 12 pound Webster.

Kudos is singular. It seems to be one to a customer, because there’s no plural listed.

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One more irregular plural: “Maple Leafs” (as in the Toronto hockey team). If “leaves” is the regular plural of “leaf”, then this is irregular. (They really do need to define what a “regular plural” is.)

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[QUOTE=AskNott]  
Kudos is singular. It seems to be one to a customer, because there’s no plural listed.  
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I would assume it has a plural in Greek.

I once read a columnist decrying the fact that people pronounce it “koo-doze” as if it were plural, instead of “koo-dos”, and that some people acually refer to a “kudo” as a single act of praise. I think he said something like-- what’s next, a single instance of feeling a patho?" It seemed funny at the time.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/30 "2006-12-07T18:11:24Z")

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A good book for those interested in regularity and irregularity in language is [Words and Rules](http://www.amazon.com/Words-Rules-Ingredients-Steven-Pinker/dp/0060958405/sr=1-1/qid=1165514786/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-6419329-4960157?ie=UTF8&s=books) by Steven Pinker. Much of the book is about irregular verbs and nouns: where irregularity comes from, how it persists, how people learn them and what this says about how the brain processes language.

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And there is a good Wikipedia article on [English plural](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_plural), asccording to which many other words have irregular plurals.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/32 "2006-12-07T21:26:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Dr. Drake]  
“Children” is a double plural. “Childer” (cf. German _Kinder_) was the historic plural,…  
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It’s been many years since HS German, but isn’t “kindern” also a perfectly acceptable dative plural? If so it seems that “children” has simply been taken from the dative and so follows regular Germanic pluralisation.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irregular-english-plurals/383144/33 "2006-12-07T23:16:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Cunctator]

1. brother - brothers/brethren  
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I’m not so sure on this one: if someone referred to their ‘brethren’, I’d assume that they were not biologically related.

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
I’m not so sure on this one: if someone referred to their ‘brethren’, I’d assume that they were not biologically related.  
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Interesting semantic drift. The word “brethren” is now most commonly used in certain religious organizations to refer to members of the group. The singular is still “brother,” which is how a member would refer to a single male member of the group. One might also hear the word “sistern” in this context to refer to female members of the group. Anyway, you are able to deduce that “brethren” doesn’t refer to blood relatives because the word is now used only in contexts where it means “metaphorical brothers.”

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They also left off mongoose -\> polygoose.

😃

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[QUOTE=Chronos]  
They also left off mongoose -\> polygoose.

😃  
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Polygeese, silly.

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
“Pence” is still current in the UK.  
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Not only is it still current, it actually seems to be gaining ground over the singular. “One pence” is heard quite commonly – in fact Orange (the mobile phone company) had big billboards up a couple of years ago advertising text messages for “ONE PENCE EACH”. Ugh.

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[QUOTE=Cunctator]  
9. mouse - mice  
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Any Slvester fan can tell you that the plural of “mouse” is “meeces”.

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Index/indices?

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[QUOTE=Dr. Drake]  
“Children” is a double plural.  
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“Chickens” is as well, since “chicken” used to be plural (singular “chick”, of course).

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