# "IRS-Gate" - JUMP ON IT, DOPERS!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 13, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230 "2013-05-13T14:22:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/81 "2013-05-13T22:52:59Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I too agree that the IRS should break laws to go after people with a different opinion than mine.
The difference is, I don’t believe in tax fraud. If a group does, then investigate them closely
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### Author:  [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/82 "2013-05-13T23:59:00Z")
Obama has said “outrage” and “I will not tolerate it” concerning IRS actions
if they are true
he is not showing the “so what” attitude towards this that many of his followers are exhibiting, which is to the President’s credit
Texas A&M?
cow?
sister?
Odessa?
that the best yall kin dew?
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/83 "2013-05-14T01:24:18Z")
Better than you deserve.
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### Author:  [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/84 "2013-05-14T01:31:57Z")
i cain’t be bother ed
ed to read
Stuff that is ritten thata way
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### Author:  [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/85 "2013-05-14T05:31:26Z")
> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Humphreys
[NITPICK]That wasn’t [the man’s name](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Humphrey).[/NITPICK]
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### Author:  [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/86 "2013-05-14T06:53:43Z")
> [@Habakkuk3](#):
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> " What’s Hebrew for “sycophant”? "
>
> I don’t know.
OK, so how about this one:
What’s Hebrew for “Git offa me Pa, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”
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### Author:  [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/87 "2013-05-14T07:16:14Z")
**Habakkuk3** , you just broke a record–in only the second thread I’ve read with you’ve added nothing to the conversation, no wit, no tart observation, nothing. Even John Wilkes Booth’s last words have more utility than any of your posts.
I’m kicking you off my lawn. Buh-bye.
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### Author:  [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/88 "2013-05-14T12:04:36Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Tax collecting agency targets anti-taxation groups. I’m shocked.
Really? Do you think it’s part of their mission to protect their franchise?
I’ll file this under Quick Unthinking Response to Defend the Politics I Like.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/89 "2013-05-14T12:27:50Z")
You must spend a lot on label maker tape.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/90 "2013-05-14T12:45:30Z")
Has DoperswithoutasenseofhistoryGate gone viral yet?
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### Author:  [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/91 "2013-05-14T15:43:24Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Is that even possible?
Some people just aren’t cut out for A&M.
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### Author:  [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/92 "2013-05-14T15:57:58Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> You must spend a lot on label maker tape.
Let him run with it, I own stock in Dymo.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/93 "2013-05-14T16:03:50Z")
You know, guys, I notice that nobody did the customary “Welcome to the SDMB” for **Habby**. Somebody should. Not me, somebody nice.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/94 "2013-05-14T16:04:39Z")
> [@Habakkuk3](#):
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> Obama has said “outrage” and “I will not tolerate it” concerning IRS actions
>
> if they are true
>
> he is not showing the “so what” attitude towards this that many of his followers are exhibiting, which is to the President’s credit
>
> Texas A&M?
>
> cow?
>
> sister?
>
> Odessa?
>
> that the best yall kin dew?
Do you know what the Queers are doing to the soil?!
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/95 "2013-05-14T16:07:24Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> You know, guys, I notice that nobody did the customary “Welcome to the SDMB” for **Habby**. Somebody should. Not me, somebody nice.
I would give him a welcoming greeting, but we aren’t allowed to hurl the certain “salutations” at him that he deserves, even here in the pit. Shame, really.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/96 "2013-05-14T16:07:32Z")
> [@](#):
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> Do you know what the Queers are doing to the soil?!
No, give us the dirt on that!
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/97 "2013-05-14T16:08:48Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> No, give us the dirt on that!
As an Avowed Queer I can tell you exactly what we’re doing to the soil. However, if I did, they would revoke my membership.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/98 "2013-05-14T16:19:12Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> I would give him a welcoming greeting, but we aren’t allowed to hurl the certain “salutations” at him that he deserves, even here in the pit. Shame, really.
I think it’s within limits to say “kindly welcome yourself to your own colon.”
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### Author:  [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/99 "2013-05-14T16:20:42Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> As an Avowed Queer I can tell you exactly what we’re doing to the soil. However, if I did, they would revoke my membership.
As long as you’re not doing it to their patch of sacred grass
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/irs-gate-jump-on-it-dopers/658230/100 "2013-05-14T16:20:55Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> Do you know what the Queers are doing to the soil?!
Hey, this is about Texas, not Des Moines.
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