# Is a bent Penis normal? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885 **Category:** The BBQ Pit **Created:** [October 25, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885 "2002-10-25T20:13:53Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma) #### Post date: [October 25, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/1 "2002-10-25T20:13:53Z")
Near my 200th post! I just had to ask! ---
### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii) #### Post date: [October 25, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/2 "2002-10-25T20:19:05Z")
After your 200th post, it becomes increasingly common šŸ˜ƒ A significant bend can be a sign of Peyronieā€™s disease, a benign but troubling fibrosing disorder. Happy Googling. By the way, this is probably more of a General Questions post than one for the pit. ---
### Author: ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia) #### Post date: [October 25, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/3 "2002-10-25T20:49:11Z")
It depends on how bent it is. If it has a slight curve it is normal. If it has a drastic curve, anything from a banana shape to a C or U shape then it is unormal (and not as fun to play with). šŸ˜ƒ ---
### Author: ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/4 "2002-10-26T00:16:04Z")
For men, yes. For women, no. BTW, pigsā€™ penii are corkscrew shaped. Are you sure youā€™re not a pig? ---
### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/5 "2002-10-26T00:17:56Z")
I have it on the best authority that a bent penis is an object to covet. (Does it still count if itā€™s phrased as ā€œSure, itā€™s a little small, but that curve drives me around the bendā€?) ---
### Author: ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/6 "2002-10-26T06:28:41Z")
It works for meā€¦ _ahem_ ---
### Author: ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/7 "2002-10-26T06:29:49Z")
What I mean to say isā€¦ Mine works for me. Not ā€¦I meanā€¦ Oh,Never mindā€¦ ---
### Author: ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/8 "2002-10-26T07:07:09Z")
Itā€™s soā€¦soā€¦_Presidential_! ---
### Author: ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/9 "2002-10-26T10:09:25Z")
Presidential? ---
### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/10 "2002-10-26T10:36:12Z")
President Clinton is alleged to suffer from a mild condition akin to [Peyronieā€™s disease](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001020.html). ---
### Author: ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/11 "2002-10-26T11:46:22Z")
Damn **Libertarian** , I thought I could be the first but you beat me to it. Anyway, speaking for myself, my bent penis is perfectly normal. ---
### Author: ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/12 "2002-10-26T12:20:13Z")
I sorta like being bent. ---
### Author: ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/13 "2002-10-26T13:38:34Z")
Whatā€™s this doing in the pit? Bent penis normal? Dear god, I hope so. I donā€™t think I need any more psychological hangups. ---
### Author: ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/14 "2002-10-26T14:35:28Z")
How bout that I was just talking about that with the SO last night. She said, ā€œyouā€™re penis is curved.ā€ I thought uh yeah isnā€™t that the way itā€™s supposed to be? I asked her if it bothered her and she said no that she liked it actually, she said it allowed me to get into more positions. Sheā€™s been the first to coment on the curve so Iā€™m guessing itā€™s not that bad. Good lord I canā€™t believe Iā€™m doing this but Iā€™m looking around the office for something that would give the best representation of the curve. The best I can come up with is a staple remover. :eek: Iā€™d say that unless it bends around and touches itself you should be ok. I canā€™t believe that for my 1000th post Iā€™m talking about little Eddie. ---
### Author: ![Riboflavin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Riboflavin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riboflavin) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/15 "2002-10-26T16:18:34Z")
> [@](#): > > President Clinton is alleged to suffer from a mild condition akin to Peyronieā€™s disease. WOW! Whenever they said that he leans toward the left, I thought they meant his politics! ---
### Author: ![Riboflavin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Riboflavin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riboflavin) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/16 "2002-10-26T17:17:23Z")
> [@](#): > > President Clinton is alleged to suffer from a mild condition akin to Peyronieā€™s disease. WOW! Whenever they said that he leans toward the left, I thought they meant his politics! ---
### Author: ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december) #### Post date: [October 26, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/17 "2002-10-26T18:26:23Z")
Was Bent Penis related to Dances With Wolves? šŸ™‚ ---
### Author: ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne) #### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/18 "2002-10-27T09:17:42Z")
There was a long standing joke I had going with one of my exā€™s in regards to his being able to pee around a telephone poleā€¦ šŸ˜‰ Also gave the illusion of extra _width_ in certain respects. ::blushing furiously:: Syl ---
### Author: ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma) #### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/19 "2002-10-27T12:06:17Z")
Good one Riboflavin! ---
### Author: ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad) #### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885/20 "2002-10-27T12:43:13Z")
Heh. Bent penisā€“for those who like it kinky. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-bent-penis-normal/133885.md?page=2)